🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Dead Wife]

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*glug glug glug*

Thots n' Prayers, fam

*pours one out for his role models*

Christ is KANG!

1 like = 1 prayer - don’t scroll past, show u care.

 

[veri]

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"Glad to see he has cleared that one up."

thank god, i was worried for a moment

 

[heathercho]

I had an arguement yesterday that someone claimed that Ralph was more prolific then Chris Chan. Bitch please get back to me when ralph corpse fucks his mom.

Ralph - whilst undoubtedly a prolific cow - isn't anything like Chris, when Chris was at the height of his content production. There was goodwill towards Chris, there is none towards Ethan.

Not only that, but when you think about what Ethan does, it's not even that interesting. I mean, it's funny to watch because of the malice towards him, but it's not that interesting. He gets drunk, has a lousy stream, is fat, has 2 kids, fucks a horse. Blahblahblah. His gambling addiction is the only thing you could call a "new arc". Not to mention, he seems to fatroll his way out of trouble all the time.

 

[MeltyTW]

I had an arguement yesterday that someone claimed that Ralph was more prolific then Chris Chan. Bitch please get back to me when ralph corpse fucks his mom.

well i mean ralphs raped at least one woman and creeped on a child and released revenge porn becoming a convicted sex offender in less than half the time chris has been around and has just sunk AF and got them tons of articles online about cum hunting. i dont think the bonfire rose to the same height of notoriety yet but i mean fuck if it isnt having an amazing start.

Not only that, but when you think about what Ethan does, it's not even that interesting

? nigga

He gets drunk, has a lousy stream, is fat, has 2 kids, fucks a horse. Blahblahblah.

releases his fucking scat tape live, creates two spite kids because some random forum owner he doesnt like said he wanted kids someday not understanding the idea of planning families instead of nigger breeding when he doesnt even want kids, a fucking legal and internet battle with his inlaws and former child bride, started multiple wars with everyone in the sektur, sperging to random bystanders about being kiwibrokedick faggot saboteurs, being outed as wanting jims cock and having dax fake multiple injuries to avoid his bowling alley and some other dumb thing and little moments that get lost in the shuffle like him bragging about running and leaving his followers to get fucked by the cops. etc etc et fucking cetera.

His gambling addiction is the only thing you could call a "new arc".

his gambling addiction doesnt even make top 5 developments

Not to mention, he seems to fatroll his way out of trouble all the time.

because then wed get one moment where we call him a fag then the forum is mothballed for a year and everyone fucks off while ralph claims he won and outlasted the haterz to the one fan left on some obscure dark web site.

Actually fuck it im tired of mealy mouthed predications that just seek to hedge bets and get credit for predicting another day the status quo is upheld, i feel the will, the power, the fucking drive that ethan has to be the top fucking lolcow in the sektur and damn it i believe in him. you fucking broke dick haters are going to be coping when this site is renamed "the corn farm" or some shit and only the oldfags know who chris is even was.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

well i mean ralphs raped at least one woman and creeped on a child and released revenge porn becoming a convicted sex offender in less than half the time chris has been around and has just sunk AF and got them tons of articles online about cum hunting. i dont think the bonfire rose to the same height of notoriety yet but i mean fuck if it isnt having an amazing start.

? nigga

releases his fucking scat tape live, creates two spite kids because some random forum owner he doesnt like said he wanted kids someday not understanding the idea of planning families instead of nigger breeding when he doesnt even want kids, a fucking legal and internet battle with his inlaws and former child bride, started multiple wars with everyone in the sektur, sperging to random bystanders about being kiwibrokedick faggot saboteurs, being outed as wanting jims cock and having dax fake multiple injuries to avoid his bowling alley and some other dumb thing and little moments that get lost in the shuffle like him bragging about running and leaving his followers to get fucked by the cops. etc etc et fucking cetera.

his gambling addiction doesnt even make top 5 developments

because then wed get one moment where we call him a fag then the forum is mothballed for a year and everyone fucks off while ralph claims he won and outlasted the haterz to the one fan left on some obscure dark web site.

Actually fuck it im tired of mealy mouthed predications that just seek to hedge bets and get credit for predicting another day the status quo is upheld, i feel the will, the power, the fucking drive that ethan has to be the top fucking lolcow in the sektur and damn it i believe in him. you fucking broke dick haters are going to be coping when this site is renamed "the corn farm" or some shit and only the oldfags know who chris is even was.

Fuck yeah buddy I’m ready for the future now

 

[Telemeter]

Trump "retweets" Memology101 on truthsocial one day after Ralph declares Gunty Jihad on him:

LOL, seems like getting hollered at is still the way to get your big break.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph - whilst undoubtedly a prolific cow - isn't anything like Chris, when Chris was at the height of his content production. There was goodwill towards Chris, there is none towards Ethan.

Not only that, but when you think about what Ethan does, it's not even that interesting. I mean, it's funny to watch because of the malice towards him, but it's not that interesting. He gets drunk, has a lousy stream, is fat, has 2 kids, fucks a horse. Blahblahblah. His gambling addiction is the only thing you could call a "new arc". Not to mention, he seems to fatroll his way out of trouble all the time.

What’s funny is that a lot of people came here for Chris and have now discovered this new Uber lolcow and have gotten more invested.

Has Ralph ever thought about WHY he has so many alogs when nobody else seems to? It’s because he’s just that fucking goofy and stupid and angry. He blows CWC out of the water.

Think about that Ralph, : you are more deserving of ridicule than a tranny who is literally retarded and fucked his own brain-AIDS riddled mom. You’re a bigger laughing stock than that.

 

[Beef Elemental]

Ralph - whilst undoubtedly a prolific cow - isn't anything like Chris, when Chris was at the height of his content production. There was goodwill towards Chris, there is none towards Ethan.

Not only that, but when you think about what Ethan does, it's not even that interesting. I mean, it's funny to watch because of the malice towards him, but it's not that interesting. He gets drunk, has a lousy stream, is fat, has 2 kids, fucks a horse. Blahblahblah. His gambling addiction is the only thing you could call a "new arc". Not to mention, he seems to fatroll his way out of trouble all the time.

Ralph is the thinking man's cow. Anybody can look at Golden age Chris and join in but Ralph isn't someone you "get" at first. I'm actually a little bitter that he's starting to go mainstream but hopefully it's a sign of great things to come.

 

[MeltyTW]

Trump "retweets" Memology101 on truthsocial one day after Ralph declares Gunty Jihad on him:

LOL, seems like getting hollered at is still the way to get your big break.

Ralph is the thinking man's cow. Anybody can look at Golden age Chris and join in but Ralph isn't someone you "get" at first. I'm actually a little bitter that he's starting to go mainstream but hopefully it's a sign of great things to come.

Ralph - whilst undoubtedly a prolific cow - isn't anything like Chris, when Chris was at the height of his content production. There was goodwill towards Chris, there is none towards Ethan.

Not only that, but when you think about what Ethan does, it's not even that interesting. I mean, it's funny to watch because of the malice towards him, but it's not that interesting. He gets drunk, has a lousy stream, is fat, has 2 kids, fucks a horse. Blahblahblah. His gambling addiction is the only thing you could call a "new arc". Not to mention, he seems to fatroll his way out of trouble all the time.

i kid but i mean look at this instant fucking karma, the fucking former president getting involved right after gunt burns a bridge with some spic, i mean ffs theres a non zero chance trump actually alogs the gunt while talking about how grotesque and bigly his jiggly fat is.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Literally a marketing email from a resort chain. Ralph is the one-in-10,000 chump who makes spam emails profitable.

The funniest part is that he’s the one sucker who actually believes that those email blasts are “exclusive” offers, just like he brags about getting comped 1-star rooms because he loses so much money in shitty pleb casinos. It’s amazing.

If Ralph could swing an invite to a high roller room in a casino in Monte Carlo or Macau (he can’t), that’s a livestream I’d watch. His trashy moron ass makes the Beverly Hillbillies look sophisticated.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Ralph is the thinking man's cow. Anybody can look at Golden age Chris and join in but Ralph isn't someone you "get" at first. I'm actually a little bitter that he's starting to go mainstream but hopefully it's a sign of great things to come.

To be fair, you have to have a very high BAC to understand Ethan Ralph. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical blackness most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Ethan's high time preference outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Maker's Mark, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Ethan Ralph truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Ethan's existential catchphrase "I Think In Fact It Was You Who..." which itself is a cryptic reference to such formative works as Benjet C, Borges G, Medina-Mora M E. 2010 “Chronic Childhood Adversity and Onset of Psychopathology during Three Life Stages: Childhood, Adolescence and Adulthood.” I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Ronnie Ralph's genius unfolds itself on their phone screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Killstream tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within the height boundary of 5'1" (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

 

[EyeGuy]

Hell yeah another two hours of Ralph stuffing his fat face on stream lfg:

 

[An automatic clown]

Hell yeah another two hours of Ralph stuffing his fat face on stream lfg:
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Hopefully we get another Gunt reveal!

 

[heathercho]

well i mean ralphs raped at least one woman and creeped on a child and released revenge porn becoming a convicted sex offender in less than half the time chris has been around and has just sunk AF and got them tons of articles online about cum hunting. i dont think the bonfire rose to the same height of notoriety yet but i mean fuck if it isnt having an amazing start.

? nigga

releases his fucking scat tape live, creates two spite kids because some random forum owner he doesnt like said he wanted kids someday not understanding the idea of planning families instead of nigger breeding when he doesnt even want kids, a fucking legal and internet battle with his inlaws and former child bride, started multiple wars with everyone in the sektur, sperging to random bystanders about being kiwibrokedick faggot saboteurs, being outed as wanting jims cock and having dax fake multiple injuries to avoid his bowling alley and some other dumb thing and little moments that get lost in the shuffle like him bragging about running and leaving his followers to get fucked by the cops. etc etc et fucking cetera.

his gambling addiction doesnt even make top 5 developments

because then wed get one moment where we call him a fag then the forum is mothballed for a year and everyone fucks off while ralph claims he won and outlasted the haterz to the one fan left on some obscure dark web site.

Actually fuck it im tired of mealy mouthed predications that just seek to hedge bets and get credit for predicting another day the status quo is upheld, i feel the will, the power, the fucking drive that ethan has to be the top fucking lolcow in the sektur and damn it i believe in him. you fucking broke dick haters are going to be coping when this site is renamed "the corn farm" or some shit and only the oldfags know who chris is even was.

Yeah, that's all good and well and I appreciate Ethan being such a failure, I really do, but...
I just feel he could ratchet it up about 10 notches.
As @Beef Elemental said, he's a thinking man's cow. I don't want to have to think about him.

I want him to be at the top of his sektur, he's got so much more potential though. I like the spite kid arc, but I want more from it.

 

[MeltyTW]

Yeah, that's all good and well and I appreciate Ethan being such a failure, I really do, but...
I just feel he could ratchet it up about 10 notches.
As @Beef Elemental said, he's a thinking man's cow. I don't want to have to think about him.

I want him to be at the top of his sektur, he's got so much more potential though. I like the spite kid arc, but I want more from it.

I mean fuck he's blazing through Chris and donga and even oc arcs as fast as his Lil gunt can slither. I think you're just prejudiced against that ralphamale

Hell yeah another two hours of Ralph stuffing his fat face on stream lfg:
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Wait wtf does he think will happen to him because of the shooting? Can he not go 10 seconds without wishing death on a woman or sperging out about people's deaths?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph, keep Cozy Rozy inside this time. That baby gets enough facefuls of carcinogens just from being in the house with you. The last thing she needs is to be positioned downwind from the grill again to choke down your overdone, cheap 70/30 ground beef smoke.

 

[NicoFountaine]

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"Glad to see he has cleared that one up."

But the Killstream indeed condone violence fantasies against people laughing at you.

 

[AltisticRight]

Hell yeah another two hours of Ralph stuffing his fat face on stream lfg:
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If each shooting meant Ralph stuffing his pig snout in 3000+ calories, he'll be 650lbs in no time.

 

[McNiggerFaggot]

If each shooting meant Ralph stuffing his pig snout in 3000+ calories, he'll be 650lbs in no time.

Maybe the glowniggers' plan is to pull so many false flag shootings that the Gunt gorges himself to death

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph‘a just upset one of his paypigs won’t be able to dono Cadillac margarita money anymore