do you ever make your dick tip open and close with your thumbs so it looks like a mouth and make it sing opera when you're on the toilet and trying to - poop but nothing is coming out so you get bored and start doing fun things like this and wonder if anyone else has ever done it before in their lives ever

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Serious answer - No, and I've also never needed to do the weird mini-games people will do on the toilet while "waiting" to shit like reading shampoo bottles, dicking around on their phone, or even putting a finger in the vag close to the anal wall. I just shit/piss wash hands and leave
 
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serious n00b said:
Serious answer - No, and I've also never needed to do the weird mini-games people will do on the toilet while "waiting" to shit like reading shampoo bottles, dicking around on their phone, or even putting a finger in the vag close to the anal wall. I just shit/piss wash hands and leave
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While I'm waiting, I like to call my dog and cuddle. He usually leaves because of the smell.
 
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lol I used to do that to my boyfriend's dick, gave it a little voice too. :biggrin: I always thought I'd do shit like that if I was a guy, thank you for confirming my biases.
 
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Resunoit said:
sometimes, but not opera. I mostly just roll skin over the tip though and twist it.
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lol if you take your Balls Sack and gather a large bunch of skin up with the skin poking out above the circle in your hand 👌 it looks like an old man's head and you can play with it like playdoh
 
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lol if you take your Balls Sack and gather a large bunch of skin up with the skin poking out above the circle in your hand 👌 it looks like an old man's head and you can play with it like playdoh
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That reminds me, I often pull the ballsack skin all the way over my dick so it’s completely covered.
 
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