Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
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Damien Thorne said:
What, is he 10? I thought the Olive Garden was a high class place when I was 10. If I wanted to woo a 9 or a 10, I would first win the lottery then I would take the 9 or 10 to a place where the prices are not listed because if you have to ask how expensive the food is, you can’t afford it.
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Mentally, yes, he's about 10. He thinks the whole world is the way it was in Evanston WY when he was a kid. Olive Garden for him is high class, and since he can't comprehend people having different experiences and thoughts, he thinks everyone thinks it's high class. And he has no concept that the really beautiful women in the escort business aren't found in brothels or on free websites. A lot of them are on Instagram, but you can't approach them cold. You have to have another sex worker they know give you a reference. If Russ somehow managed to get an appointment with a woman of this caliber, he'd be tossed out the instant it was apparent he didn't have the agreed upon amount. They absolute do not tolerate negotiators.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
Mentally, yes, he's about 10. He thinks the whole world is the way it was in Evanston WY when he was a kid. Olive Garden for him is high class, and since he can't comprehend people having different experiences and thoughts, he thinks everyone thinks it's high class. And he has no concept that the really beautiful women in the escort business aren't found in brothels or on free websites. A lot of them are on Instagram, but you can't approach them cold. You have to have another sex worker they know give you a reference. If Russ somehow managed to get an appointment with a woman of this caliber, he'd be tossed out the instant it was apparent he didn't have the agreed upon amount. They absolute do not tolerate negotiators.
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9s or 10s would never eat at Cheesecake Factory, they should rename that place Calories Factory since everything there has an absurd number of calories contained within it. 9s or 10s would not want to upgrade their dress sizes over that subpar food.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
Question for Mormon Kiwis: Do Mormons in general really dislike people who drink alcohol, or is Russ's disdain and sense of moral superiority unique to our favorite asshole?
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Not a Mormon but it reminds me of a joke. Why do you always invite two Mormons fishing with you? Because if you invite just one he'll drink all your beer.

Also I've never seen Mormons try to inflict their own restrictions on others, with the possible exception of the history of so-called "dry counties." And even in those it's entirely possible for heathens to drink legally.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
Question for Mormon Kiwis: Do Mormons in general really dislike people who drink alcohol, or is Russ's disdain and sense of moral superiority unique to our favorite asshole?
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Depends on the individual and how self-righteous he or she happens to be. In my experience, "What do you think of drinkers?" is not at all a common topic I discuss with other Church members.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
Russ doesn't drink, and anyway, he wouldn't hire a cheap hooker, he only fucks 9s and 10s! And you can't woo a hooker if you take her to a seedy watering hole. No, he takes his victims, er dates to classy joints! Just order the cheapest thing off the menu and don't drink if you want his approval. Or ask him how money he's got, and then run up the tab so you don't have to fuck him. Semper Fi, nameless SLC professional girlfriend!

Question for Mormon Kiwis: Do Mormons in general really dislike people who drink alcohol, or is Russ's disdain and sense of moral superiority unique to our favorite asshole?
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The only Hookers Russ would or could ever hire are by definition Cheap Hookers. Because Russ is Broke and Cheap. He can't afford 9's or 10's. Even if he blows all his Biden Buks on them.
 
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Russ is on a journey of lesson learning and self-improvement.

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The Great Citracett said:
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Life lessons with Russ:

1. You can always make more money but there are only so many hours in a day and no end in the supply of ethots, many of whom haven't yet checked their DMs.
2. This is why it's unreasonable to ever expect growth out of him. You're imposing unrealistic expectations on him like he's some kind of superman.
3. Obviously not. You are your disability.
4. Which is why everyone else is so bad at networking; they haven't given Rusty shit yet.
5. "By aping the language of the people who beat me in my last lawsuit, I'm sure to win this time. Taylor will be polishing my Grammys in a fetish outfit by Christmas."
 
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DrJonesHat said:
It's nice that he's still posting. It's interesting he's trying the "stiff upper lip" route. You know once Sofia Vergara posted that recording had wrapped on the initial audition round in front of the judges (including Heidi Klum), Russ just died inside. He might have even vomited. It's got to be eating him up that the stupid judge didn't agree with his rock solid legal reasoning and didn't issue the injunction that was clearly warranted because Russ put it EFFORT! What did all the people who made it on the show do? It's not fair!

I'm actually surprised he hasn't tried suing judges for ruling against him. He's just this side of a SovCit in thinking if he just uses the right words, the judge HAS to rule in his favor. Of course, suing judges is a good way to get slapped with severe penalties, so that would be funny.
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I like to believe he didn't just vomit, but he also fell on the ground and started thrashing around, preferably while vomiting at the same time. I believe it was @AnOminous who put these images in my head some time ago.
 
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AnOminous said:
Not a Mormon but it reminds me of a joke. Why do you always invite two Mormons fishing with you? Because if you invite just one he'll drink all your beer.

Also I've never seen Mormons try to inflict their own restrictions on others, with the possible exception of the history of so-called "dry counties." And even in those it's entirely possible for heathens to drink legally.
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This is very, very far from my experience with Mormons. I've heard this joke but really don't get it. To their credit, I find that most Mormons are pretty serious about their faith. When they say they don't drink they do mean it.

In terms of trying to inflict their restrictions on others, I mean that's their specialty lol. Just look at the state of Utah. Most of them will be very nice to your face and deny it, but Mormons absolutely get off and have a smug satisfaction about feeling righteously superior to other people. That's basically the basis of their religion -- Mormons are the special ones and if you were born Mormon it means you did all these valient deeds in the pre-existence or whatever. They literally believe that truth is like a pyramid and only Mormons have the highest truths -- that other people might "look" happy but it's artificial and only Mormons know the true way to be happy.

Of course this is all painting with a broad brush, and Russ is obviously well outside the bounds of a typical Mormon (or just human being in general), but his nose in the air about alcohol is definitely a Mormon thing. They don't want to be criticized for the rules they don't follow but they love feeling better than people who commit sins that they themselves are not interested in committing.
 
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Drowningman said:
Self Reflection Russ. 👌
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Russ, you nitwit, why would she even care about responding to people who don't live in her area? She's clearly posting to drum up business. If she responds to DMs, it's from guy who live around her, she's trying to create a sense of connection so they'll come to the shop and spend money and tip her. She doesn't do meet ups or make content, so you're not her audience. And this may shock you, seriously, you may want to sit down, but you don't respect her. If you did, you'd get the hint she doesn't want to talk to you and leave her alone.
 
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T.E.R.F said:
This is very, very far from my experience with Mormons. I've heard this joke but really don't get it. To their credit, I find that most Mormons are pretty serious about their faith. When they say they don't drink they do mean it.
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The fact that someone occasionally participates in a minor vice does not mean they aren't serious about their faith. And sorry, plenty of Mormons drink from time to time. I admit I admire someone who does adhere perfectly to a set of behaviors, but that isn't most people, and not even most good people.
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Russ, you nitwit, why would she even care about responding to people who don't live in her area? She's clearly posting to drum up business.
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Russ has serious mental problems well beyond his gimp face, and his absolute inability to understand why other people do things is among them. I'd call it autism, but it's something else. Autists are at least aware other people have reasons for doing what they do, even if they can't always understand it instinctually. Russhole is pathologically incapable of even considering the concept of other people existing except for his benefit.

This inevitably results in misery for Russhole.

It's been said about many a lolcow, but being Russell Godfrey Greer is both his crime and his punishment.
 
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moorhen said:
“I at least respect you”; until I get bored of you ignoring me and then I’ll call you a whore and a narcissist who doesn’t like nice guys until you have to block me.
If I’m really mad I might tell people you have aids.
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Didn’t he just post some big gay thing about how he is changing and growing?

Lol. Death, taxes, and Russel being a creep.
 
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