DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Man, he really talked too much. This is Phil without a lawyer.

Good luck to anyone willing to sit through and dissect the 10 year corpse of revisionist history that he wheeled in. A lot of cross examination is going to be needed and I feel overloaded sitting through a man spend 7 hours to go over 30 minute video where he was only supposed to react to it.

Phil, you're supposed to just sit there, laugh and nod your head. Not pause after a 5 second clip of Street Fighter and tell me who's the person wearing those shoes behind you for fucks sake.
 
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YokuNamaTwo said:
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So this also explains why Phil never does co-ops with people bigger than him. He was intimidated by a small 100 lbs girl 10 years his junior taking his "alpha dominance". So of course he could never do anything with other people that were bigger, more entertaining, or any slight of more charisma than DSP to his audience. Publicly. Also explains why he had to address and lie about why John Rambo was funnier than him years ago.
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A recent example is that one black guy (?) who was doing co-op with him in some shooter game, and the guy was far more entertaining that people in DSP's chat kept talking about that guy instead of Phil. Low and behold, we didn't get to hear much more of him after that.
 
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Q_Anon1001 said:
Based off of how things went, I wouldnt be surprised if he calls off reaction videos going forward
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Because he revealed embarrassing information? That would require self-awareness. He only sees $$$ and he made $300.

Ultra positivity tweet incoming:
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Also god damn look at this passive-aggressive video title:
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Can We?!?
 
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GiveMeTheMoney said:
A recent example is that one black guy (?) who was doing co-op with him in some shooter game, and the guy was far more entertaining that people in DSP's chat kept talking about that guy instead of Phil. Low and behold, we didn't get to hear much more of him after that.
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I think you're talking about Top Tier Brian when he played Apex Legends with him and Kekon. Kekon and Brian talked a lot while Phil was the third wheel for his own stream.
 
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GiveMeTheMoney said:
A recent example is that one black guy (?) who was doing co-op with him in some shooter game, and the guy was far more entertaining that people in DSP's chat kept talking about that guy instead of Phil. Low and behold, we didn't get to hear much more of him after that.
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That was TopTierBrian, and we did hear from him after that, but I don't think Phil would be very happy because he was laughing over the cat reveal. :story:

 
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Q_Anon1001 said:
Based off of how things went, I wouldnt be surprised if he calls off reaction videos going forward
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He made 300$ mate. You can expect more of these react streams, not less. He already has a few ideas of what to react to in the future.
This stream was never for detractors, it was for his ego and true fans. If you didn't believe him before, this stream changed fuck all. However for the dents that even slightly believed him, this likely sold him as this victim and changed bloke.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
He made 300$ mate. You can expect more of these react streams, not less. He already has a few ideas of what to react to in the future.
This stream was never for detractors, it was for his ego and true fans. If you didn't believe him before, this stream changed fuck all. However for the dents that even slightly believed him, this likely sold him as this victim and changed bloke.
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And by admitting he cried/was (lol) an alcoholic, he strengthens his Ahnest Regular Guy™ brand among the dents. The whole thing for him is a pure win-win-win.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
He made 300$ mate. You can expect more of these react streams, not less. He already has a few ideas of what to react to in the future.
This stream was never for detractors, it was for his ego and true fans. If you didn't believe him before, this stream changed fuck all. However for the dents that even slightly believed him, this likely sold him as this victim and changed bloke.
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I can see him being a bit to comfortable while on a tips high or low and saying some dumb shit about the wrong person and pissing the wrong fan base off or he just stays irrelevant and gets his stipends from the 4-6 legit fans and does shitty reacts till he dies from a heart attack.
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
And by admitting he cried/was (lol) an alcoholic, he strengthens his Ahnest Regular Guy™ brand among the dents. The whole thing for him is a pure win-win-win.
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Very much so, it was beyond pathetic. His reaction to Leanna was also utterly exceptional. This is likely as close to his dream stream as we can get. He got as much money as he hoped he would, he didn't have to play anything, he could go on woe is me rants, he didn't have to hide ordering food and he watched WWE.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
He made 300$ mate. You can expect more of these react streams, not less. He already has a few ideas of what to react to in the future.
This stream was never for detractors, it was for his ego and true fans. If you didn't believe him before, this stream changed fuck all. However for the dents that even slightly believed him, this likely sold him as this victim and changed bloke.
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Big disagree mate. I know you’re very jaded about Phil, but you’re forgetting something important. Phil doesn’t have the ability to do a true react, he will always have to secretly watch, let’s get that out of the way first. I could go on about why but you know why. Without previewing the content he’s unable to take notes or prepare accordingly, leaving him at risk. And, in turn, Phil would be required to do a lot more work for his content, which is not something he is willing to do based on like 15 years of data.

I’ll be honest it didn’t really hit me until earlier today that this will be an impassable challenge for Phil. Keeping yourself sealed off from the outside world and censoring all your feedback methods has a downside and he’s gonna find that out. He’s already started to with his YT comments.
 
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Pandalee’s Tits said:
Big disagree mate. I know you’re very jaded about Phil, but you’re forgetting something important. Phil doesn’t have the ability to do a true react, he will always have to secretly watch, let’s get that out of the way first. I could go on about why but you know why. Without previewing the content he’s unable to take notes or prepare accordingly, leaving him at risk. And, in turn, Phil would be required to do a lot more work for his content, which is not something he is willing to do based on like 15 years of data.

I’ll be honest it didn’t really hit me until earlier today that this will be an impassable challenge for Phil. Keeping yourself sealed off from the outside world and censoring all your feedback methods has a downside and he’s gonna find that out. He’s already started to with his YT comments.
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He absolutely does not have to watch whatever he reacts to before hand. He literally did just that a few days ago with the FF House DTRH. He's been fine living like that for years, he'll be fine in the future until he gets too drunk on stream and says something that draws the attention of YT and gets him banned.
 
Man's willing to dance on his parents grave for change his wheelchair supporters throw at him at this point.


In one sense, you look at Phil and think what in the fuck could have occurred to be that egotistical with the little he's accomplished yet also be as shameless as he's been for 10+ years on the internet. His contribution to this world was taking physically/mentally impaired people's money and spending it on alcohol, takeout food, and pissing the rest away for digital items that will become obsolete the minute the game stops being supported. Yet he can't see how sad of an existence he lives because he's so hyper fixated on cheap materialistic things and fixates on getting those same things everyday. No thought of the future, no ambition to improve, no self reflection.

If any of those ideas even come to substance in his oddly shaped head, he drowns it with alcohol. A sad existence but fitting for someone as much as a piece of shit he is.
 
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