Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Ophelia]

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Actual business advice besides her product being shit? Get a new camera. Branch out on product offerings. Actually learn SEO.

We’re giving you advice here, kiddo. Make bigger more legible patches. Start leaving room around the edges so people can actually sew them on. Don’t try to sell the ones you wouldn’t wear yourself. Get better supplies.

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So disabled.

“I literally can’t wear shoes”
“Wull, I wear sunglasses like everyone else.”

Nice reference. Staph should win "the lottery". (-;

Her poor parents have to deal with “life among the savages.”

 

[PBR Streetgang]

Oh yeah, forgot to say she has another twitter account, but it sounds like it's all her shitty live commentary on whatever shit she's watching, so I honestly don't care to find it.

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Actual business advice besides her product being shit? Get a new camera. Branch out on product offerings. Actually learn SEO.

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Joker is DC you fat fake nerd.

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More satan dumb stuff.

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So disabled.

At first I couldn't figure out the crux of her business question- how to run a sale around a move? Well, most people would simply mark down merchandise while also moving into an apartment.

Then I remembered: the issue is that she's concerned about how to promote begging related to moving (charity) and yet also promote her store (lbr, charity). She's treating this like it's a common business question. But for God's sake, Stephanie, most people don't beg online in order to move. That is why nobody has advice. Good grief.
Here's a freebie: Promote your store and say it's to fund your move, and also link directly to Venmo or whatever in case people don't want patches
You know what? Nevermind. I've lurked long enough to know more or less how this saga will go regardless of gibs.

 

[Vandy]

No amount of business advice is gonna help sell those shitty patches. You need a product that people want in order to sell it.

 

[JaneThough]

Oh yeah, forgot to say she has another twitter account, but it sounds like it's all her shitty live commentary on whatever shit she's watching, so I honestly don't care to find it.

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Actual business advice besides her product being shit? Get a new camera. Branch out on product offerings. Actually learn SEO.

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Joker is DC you fat fake nerd.

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More satan dumb stuff.

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So disabled.

I wonder if her love of Xmen First Class has to do with this guy:


It would be peak Staph to stan for the worst character for the worst retcon in the worst run/story of Uncanny Xmen basically ever.

 

[Vandy]

I wonder if her love of Xmen First Class has to do with this guy:
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It would be peak Staph to stan for the worst character for the worst retcon in the worst run/story of Uncanny Xmen basically ever.

Communist Satan? Of course that's the only reason they've watched it. (We know Staph doesn't read.)

 

[son of jurassic bark]

Stephanie:

USE A TINY PAINTBRUSH AND LITTLE TINY SHORT PAINTSTROKES
USE A TINY PAINTBRUSH AND LITTLE TINY SHORT PAINTSTROKES

 

[homewayhalf]

Why the fuck does she hate vegetarians so much? Is it jealousy of self-control? It boggles the mind that she’s constantly claiming to care about climate change and Mother Earth yet has such an autistic hatred for people who have at least a superficial respect for both of those things. Maybe she should do Meatless Mondays or something since she’s always fucking bitching about her food diarrhea.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Gyro having a stand to pee packer is going to be a very messy saga indeed.

She has an STP? Ew, that's not getting washed anytime soon.

I don't have a great understanding of these things because I'm not an insecure 18-23 girl with a crippling lack of personality, but I thought a packer was just a more rendered version of shoving a sock down the front of your underwear? How exactly does that let you pee standing up? Is this some sort of extremely islamic  plugin, as it were, to keep it in place enough to redirect your pee? Wouldn't Stapphy's famous self-described Schrodinger's vagina not really allow for that?
So many questions that I'm truly happier not having the answer to.

On a side note, it took that /pol/tard shooter today for me to realize that the 'Southern Tier' part of Stapphy's NPO larp was an actual location. Can't wait for her screaming about that and how, somehow, she'll inevitably be the real victim that that sort of terminally-online edgelord wants to murder.

 

[forgotten corn]

I don't have a great understanding of these things because I'm not an insecure 18-23 girl with a crippling lack of personality, but I thought a packer was just a more rendered version of shoving a sock down the front of your underwear? How exactly does that let you pee standing up? Is this some sort of extremely islamic  plugin, as it were, to keep it in place enough to redirect your pee? Wouldn't Stapphy's famous self-described Schrodinger's vagina not really allow for that?
So many questions that I'm truly happier not having the answer to.

Just google “STP packer.” It stands for “stand to pee” and it’s a type of packer that is positioned so you can use it to piss. It usually just looks like a normal penis and has enough of an opening at the top to allow for that. Google is your friend dude.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Just google “STP packer.” It stands for “stand to pee” and it’s a type of packer that is positioned so you can use it to piss. It usually just looks like a normal penis and has enough of an opening at the top to allow for that. Google is your friend dude.

There are many things that I've googled for this site which I want to physically scrub from my search history and also my brain so you'll forgive me if I'm not eager to add lovingly handcrafted fake penis to that list.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There are many things that I've googled for this site which I want to physically scrub from my search history and also my brain so you'll forgive me if I'm not eager to add lovingly handcrafted fake penis to that list.

There are different kinds of packers for "gender expression."

Some just give the appropriate bulge of a (generously sized) flaccid penis and scrotum, some have a bendable/insertable erection rod so they can convert for fucking ("pack and play"), and some that can be peed through.

This site, for example, offers all three kinds, in a hyper-real style.

Spoiler: NSFW too lazy for dicks? I gotchu

Of course there are infinite variations in infinite combinations; just like with dildos, you can find less-realistic and sometimes wholly-stylized.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

"STP" devices exist outside of the genderspecial arena. The brand name is "She-Wee". Meant for camping, truckers, et cetera. So encasing it in a silicone penis shape doesn't seem too exotic.

However I don't trust Staph with anything you put near your genitals regularly, considering her hygiene. She's likely to give herself the UTI to end all UTIs - I mean the kind that grannies go septic and die of.

 

[Aunt Carol]

"STP" devices exist outside of the genderspecial arena. The brand name is "She-Wee". Meant for camping, truckers, et cetera. So encasing it in a silicone penis shape doesn't seem too exotic.

There are a ton of brands, some of them disposable coated paper.

I made a STP device in Girl Scouts, just putting a hole in the tip of a medicine spoon. Christ, it was a different time; they're probably doing the same these days but for gender reasons. We just had a gross outhouse nobody wanted to go inside.

 

[A Detachable Penis]

Something happened in Buffalo and she's gotta make it all about her white cis straight middle class university educated having ass.


Because feet picking is diagnostic criteria. And yes, it isn't medically necessary you managed to get a fucking masters degree. Pay privately like all the other speshul speds.


Or just show them this crap honestly lol.


Press x to doubt. Bitch dont got friends.


Go outside and protest. I'd have slightly less guff about her shit if she walked the walk. She blamed Covid for not going but she's gone to almost fuckall since forever.


This is such a weird way to talk about true crime?

 

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Steph: Waaah people aren't being respectful about Druidry or what it's like to be a Herbalist!
Also Steph: Is disrespectful about a True Crime documentary about a serial killer.

No self awareness.

 

[JaneThough]

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Something happened in Buffalo and she's gotta make it all about her white cis straight middle class university educated having ass.

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Because feet picking is diagnostic criteria. And yes, it isn't medically necessary you managed to get a fucking masters degree. Pay privately like all the other speshul speds.

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Or just show them this crap honestly lol.

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Press x to doubt. Bitch dont got friends.

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Go outside and protest. I'd have slightly less guff about her shit if she walked the walk. She blamed Covid for not going but she's gone to almost fuckall since forever.

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This is such a weird way to talk about true crime?

I hate how she speaks about these killers casually like she knows them. You’re on a first name basis with Dahmer girl?

 

[Ophelia]

Sadly, her serial killer takes aren’t that unusual in the uwu serial killer fandom. There’s a bunch of creeps lusting after the Menendez brothers on tiktok.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I hate how she speaks about these killers casually like she knows them. You’re on a first name basis with Dahmer girl?

Uh duh, he was one of her spirit spouses before he and Michael Jackson cheated on her with each other.

 

[Miss Misery]

I was reading back in the thread for fun last week and found her first patch and it was legible and had margins. Of course I can't fucking find the post now, but it made me wonder what happened for them to get so shitty.

(The answer is laziness.)

Also her oldest friendship only goes back to 2007? Am I the only one who thinks that's weird?

(Mine goes back to 1979. The next oldest goes back to 1983.)

 

[redbarchetta]

Also her oldest friendship only goes back to 2007? Am I the only one who thinks that's weird?

(Mine goes back to 1979. The next oldest goes back to 1983.)

I mean, 2007 is a 15 year friendship. I don't think it's weird, it's only weird that she seems to have not made any friends after that one.

She wasn't alive in 1979 or 1983.