It's been awhile, but in honor of Chantal FINALLY breaking this interminably dull post-Cuba bullshit, getting some wine and returning to her ragey self, thought I'd offer a few choice highlights from the
5/14/22 "
ROOM BEEZING" stream for those of you who value your eardrums and/or sanity and wish to avoid HOURS of a fat retard singing off-key in between hollering angrily/wistfully cooing about her greasy, green-peened, gross-toothed grifter while double-fisting Wayne Gretzky White Zinfandel.

- "
Let's look for houses to rent!" she gushes
before distracting herself by farting and declaring that it
actually doesn't smell.
Just a reminder: this is the same woman who insisted her room didn't smell when she had 2 trash bags worth of rotten paneer, six-month old pecan pie and a colony of fruit flies in her bedroom, not to mention the piles of cat shit that are almost certainly mingled in with her mountain of unwashed clothing. But sure.
I may be in the minority but I'm supportive of our girl getting a house in Guntreal either with or near Nads. While I think most of us are more than ready for the Nader arc to be over, it will also be hilarious to witness her abruptly ditch her bestest fwend without a second thought, leaving him buried under a pile of Amazon boxes and cat shit.
- "Do you guys also have a pimple-chin?" she asks exactly no one as she sits, plucks her whiskers at her eatin' desk and lo and behold,
farts yet again.
-Decides she's gonna get a Margarita machine- Goodbye drugs, Helllloooo Vudka arc! Suck it, Super-extreme-ultra-mega-fatty-liver!
- Informs us that she doesn't talk to her "
real-life" friends about Nader-stuff, but doesn't know why. Could it POSSIBLY be that she does
NOT, in fact, have any "friends" other than her Retard Trinity
(and the House Elf, but obvs he doesn't count) who
pay to kiss her gunt and wouldn't dare question her? I don't think she's too friendly with Shannon these days, and it's like Rina just stopped existing.
- Farts again, "It's just air, it doesn't stink"
(Our dainty princess squeezing fart #22 out)
- BRRRRAAAAAP - "Do you guize like when I mute my farts or just fart?:
- BRAAAPPPLE-BRAAAP - "Excuse me. I have a
little gas!" MY GOD GUNT, SEE A DOCTOR
- 2 minutes later:
BAAARAPPPPITYBRAP "
Sooary, I'm SO fucking gassy" YOU DON'T SAY, GUNT. Also I pray to all that is holy she is wearing pants or that poor chair is gonna melt
Someone just a smidge more ambitious/autistic than I am should do a fart-count of tonight's stream, it has to be in the 20-30 range at least
Most of this stream was insufferable caterwauling but the highlight was her phone call to Nader. After raging about what a piece of shit he was for having the SHEER AUDACITY to ride a
Ferris wheel in a park with her archnemesis DeeDee, she decided to pull an EPIC PRANK on him by ringing him up:
Nads: *silence*
Gunt: (in little girl voice, suddenly
very slurry) Hiiiii. My liveshhtream wants me to call you and ask you a queshhtion
Nads: *silence*
Gunt: Yer Frrgrr... HEEHEE
what is it??!! Hah! IS YOUR FRIDGE RUNNING?
Nads: *slince* -click-
Gunt: HARHAR HE HUNG UP ON MEEEE HAH HAHH!!! I TOLD YOUUUU!!! He's gonna fuckin hang up on me? He's a fuckin jerk-
uhhh <forced fake laugh> OH MY GAWWWD-
UHHH

Good one Guntal-
uhhh, you're a comedy genius
-uhhh!
I give this one 2 out of 5 tumblers of Wayne Gretzky wine (decent comeback rage, but subtracting two for the insufferable singing)

