Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[formerfatcow]

Weird.

 

[NoReturn]

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Weird.

My first thought was Chinese knockoff products.

 

[Umaibae]

I love Euros acting like crudités are not a thing y’all eat. There is nothing wrong with eating raw veggies. Celery sticks, cucumber, carrots and cherry tomatoes are a great snack. Having some hummus or miso dip or whatever is a fine and healthy accompaniment. Deathfats don’t eat veggies unless they come slathered in butter, cream or smothered in ranch.

In California, veggie platters are common party foods and ALWAYS get eaten.

Tess is just trying to show she’s VERY HEALTHY OK???!!! while probably drinking 5-6 white claws, eating that jar of nuts (~500 cal) and all the cheese (~500-1000 cal depending on the oz.)

 

[Water-T]

I love Euros acting like crudités are not a thing y’all eat. There is nothing wrong with eating raw veggies. Celery sticks, cucumber, carrots and cherry tomatoes are a great snack. Having some hummus or miso dip or whatever is a fine and healthy accompaniment. Deathfats don’t eat veggies unless they come slathered in butter, cream or smothered in ranch.

Even among the lower class, they bring veggie platters to events like funerals, birthdays, weddings, etc, because they are relatively cheap, easy, and fast to make. You just buy a bag of celery, carrots, cherry tomatoes, zucchini, cucumber, and/or broccoli, some ranch and/or bleu cheese dressing/hummus/onion dip, and then plop it all on a platter. Some places even sell the veggies already prepped to save time and effort of peeling the carrots and slicing them into sticks.

My favorite trays have cherry tomatoes, celery, green olives, and carrots, with a nice garlicly homemade hummus. Very healthy, not too pricey, and relatively easy when you're as experienced at making hummus at home often like I do.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

I know this is a fatty thread, but can we stop food sperging?

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

I know this is a fatty thread, but can we stop food sperging?

 

[formerfatcow]

Spoiler: picnic Instagram post

Spoiler: latest tiktoks

And from her IG story-

 

[CorteXY]

From her IG story-
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How many times do you think she made that poor boy re-do this until she didn't (accurately) look like a walking Easter-egg?

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

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So. Bowie indeed wasn’t there on that picnic. Cool.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Spoiler: picnic Instagram post

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Spoiler: latest tiktoks

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And from her IG story-
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I remember taking a child psych class and they talked about how you can see where a child relates to their position in a family by where they draw themselves. Bowie drew himself pretty much alone and separate

 

[PBR Streetgang]

I remember taking a child psych class and they talked about how you can see where a child relates to their position in a family by where they draw themselves. Bowie drew himself pretty much alone and separate

I've read about this. It has been a useful tool to get a picture of a kid's self-image and ideas about their family when they're too young to express themselves. And he's reaching toward the family with both arms while they face outward.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

I've read about this. It has been a useful tool to get a picture of a kid's self-image and ideas about their family when they're too young to express themselves. And he's reaching toward the family with both arms while they face outward.

I didn’t even catch that, poor kiddo

 

[multiverse]

I remember taking a child psych class and they talked about how you can see where a child relates to their position in a family by where they draw themselves. Bowie drew himself pretty much alone and separate

Chasing after mama, arms outstretched, too. A very lonely little boy.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I remember taking a child psych class and they talked about how you can see where a child relates to their position in a family by where they draw themselves. Bowie drew himself pretty much alone and separate

And he put the most effort into drawing Rylee. His own figure, and Tess's, are just hasty stick figures; Tess's barely has a face. Rylee, however, not only has pants, but hands and feet, and he's got the cats with him, too—which you'd think Bowie would have drawn next to himself, given that he actually lives with the cats.

Interesting.

 

[Local Fed]

You'll laugh at this shitpost when you're older, Bowie.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

What I truly noticed is that Bowie has a ton of hearts drawn above himself as he is segregated from the group and reaching desperately for Tess with both arms. Those hearts go over Tess as well. Rylee... has no hearts above him. But he /is/ highly detailed with all the cats.

 

[PBR Streetgang]

Not a...psychfag(?) But before we get into overanalyzing every Bowie drawing:
I'm not sure those granular details (dogs, hearts) are relevant. Those are secondary decorative things, and child psychologists tend to focus on how kids draw bodies/faces, sizes of characters, and placement on the page (are they all tiny and crammed in a corner? Is mom enormous and looming over everyone? etc). Stuff like "look, there's clouds over her head, that means sadness " or whatever arent really what they're looking for.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Not a...psychfag(?) But before we get into overanalyzing every Bowie drawing:
I'm not sure those granular details (dogs, hearts) are relevant. Those are secondary decorative things, and child psychologists tend to focus on how kids draw bodies/faces, sizes of characters, and placement on the page (are they all tiny and crammed in a corner? Is mom enormous and looming over everyone? etc). Stuff like "look, there's clouds over her head, that means sadness " or whatever arent really what they're looking for.

Mom has some thirsty ass hair and her beach ball body is squeezed into a garbage bag outfit. The kid got all the salient details.

 

[PBR Streetgang]

Mom has some thirsty ass hair and her beach ball body is squeezed into a garbage bag outfit. The kid got all the salient details.

Oh for sure. The art critic in me is sipping a martini and looking forward to his next show.

 

[HerbertWest]

And he put the most effort into drawing Rylee. His own figure, and Tess's, are just hasty stick figures; Tess's barely has a face. Rylee, however, not only has pants, but hands and feet, and he's got the cats with him, too—which you'd think Bowie would have drawn next to himself, given that he actually lives with the cats.

Interesting.

I think that that’s because the rylee figure and the cats were the first thing he drew. It’s also rendered differently - no black outlines like on those other figures. Maybe tess saw the drawing of rylee and cats and told Bowie to add the rest of the family. And it almost looks like tess, bowie and the hearts were drawn by someone else.