normankrasner
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and Chris(tine) would still be wearing an MHS letterjacket if he had lettered in something and maybe saved it during the fire
Future of the House
- Thread starter ThePeePooMan
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Chris never lettered in anything - and I don't think he really cared for sports for obvious reasons.
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All that male touching, bumping and grinding was too much for Christine.
Ken_Penders69
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You think we'll get a strait answer outta chris about what's up with the house? Or he'll just stick to "I'll return home and everything is fine"
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Jesus. A spetic system? What country ass bullshit is this town? Knowing the Chandlers, that thing has been completely neglected since Bob died. That new owner is going to have quite the problem on their hands.
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He never had the makings of a varsity autist.
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Whoever does it will, but there's always plausible deniability.
Well, unless it's some big shot who buys it and like 5 blocks around to make a new development, then bye bye house!
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no they didn't. you're thinking of the columbine memorial which is about a km away. they demolished and rebuilt the library as the columbine hope library.
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In America, the city builds sewer systems but developers do not, so if a development is outside of the city limits (as is Chris' subdivision), they're not on the sewer line. If it gets annexed, the city does have to provide sewer but not until they get taxed for it for a few years.
Probate courts are expensive, and usually used if there's no will. Bob had a will but I'm not sure if Barb does. There are two situations I can see happening.
1. There is a will and leaves Chris everything. (A Chris/Cole split is possible but unlikely). However, it also means he has to pay the house mortgage, which Chris has no real way of doing even after he gets out, and he would likely screw it up somehow. In that case, I can imagine some shyster lawyer basically can talk him out of the house and mortgage. If Chris is desperate enough, then they might get him for $1000 and the toys moved to a storage locker for a few months.
2. There is no will and probate court is involved. If that's the case, then Chris will be screwed and at best receives a pittance when the house gets sold.
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Chris is a worthless retarded loser who became a laughingstock on the internet because of his ridiculous comic and because he was easy to get a rise out of him. He is not an internationally recognized television series beloved by many who became part of mainstream pop culture. I don't know why so many people here place such a large importance on Chris and his family or believe he's as well-known as some Hollywood star. He's an internet oddity that has had minor, infrequent breaches into normie space. If some retards decide to make the "pilgrimage" to 14BC after it has found new owners then the new owners will likely either tell the retards to get the fuck off their lawn before the owner shoots them, or they will find themselves in the back of a police car with trespassing charges. Either way, it won't take long for the other retards who might want to pay a visit to the former Casa del Chandler to discover that it's within their best interests to stay the fuck home. I'm sure most people will be able to fight the urge to go trespassing at the former home of some retarded internet nobody, or content themselves with just driving by to get a glance and move on with their lives in the worst case scenario. Either way, I doubt the future owners will care enough to change the address since it won't actually change a fucking thing. The house will still physically be there, the street will still be named "Branchland Court", so what would be the fucking point of going to the effort of changing the house number? It genuinely makes no fucking sense, especially when any future owners will likely be totally ignorant of who the Chandlers were and what their history with the house was. Especially if the bank decides to raze the house and build a new house with a more modern and desirable design than a split-level house from the 60s.
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Remember, the whole Greene County Conspiracy was to devalue their house so they would be unable to sell, instead of realtors selling it for what the Chandlers thought it would be worth. Chris's thinking would go in the opposite direction, that it would be worth far more now that it's the temple and all that.
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That's implying Chris would ever give up 14BC, that house has been his safe space for virtually all his life save for the few years before he moved in and his brief forrays outside of it (the various conventions, the months after it burned down, jail time, etc.). Why would Chris ever want to sell the house that he effectively forced into becoming part of his identity even back during the golden years when he declared his address all the time?
Frankly I think he's still living under the assumption that once Barb finally dies, he's going to inherit the house period for various reasons that don't mean jack shit to the bank, and once that happens, he'll declare it a national historic landmark or some shit because he thinks that will ensure it will never be torn down (without doing the required paperwork or, y'know, 14BC even qualifying for landmark status because it obviously never will).
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The recent phone call with Chris and a random ween implies that he thinks Barb is like she always has been before this all went down and doesn't understand why she wouldn't be picking up his calls. I'm expecting the first thing he does once he gets out of jail (maybe prison as well, who knows) is that he'll waltz up into the house like nothing had ever happened and will expext everything lined up ready for him, including that Barbussy.
Boy is he in for a surprise, I don't condone weening but if I ever want to see some new outsider footage of Chris again it's the moment he steps onto the front yard of the "temple" for this first time in a year, realising the house is completely emptied, and then he starts screaming/crying about where all his toys have gone, because you know that's all he'd really care about.
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I thought Chris knew the house wasn't going to be his since he kept bitching in a prison letter for someone, anyone, to send $200,000 to Barb to pay off the house. You're not wrong that Chris will raise a fuss about it being a national landmark since he's still an egotistical narc.
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Since when has Chris ever owed money and somehow not gotten out of the situation with little more than a wrist slap while somebody else (usually his parents) end up fixing his mess? In his mind, he may think that not paying the bank just means paying the bank more money later like his overcharged credit cards, the idea the bank simply steps in and takes the house instead probably doesn't even register in his head. To him, why would the bank want a house instead of money, since I doubt Chris even understands the bank can deal with more than just money.
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Holy shit, or in this case Unholy CPU goddess shit. That is... stuff you find in 50 people villages in the back rump of Ukraine's hinterlands.
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This is why I think that someone could trade him his toys for the house.
You do realize a septic system is just a buried tank in the backyard where sewage goes and periodically pumped out by a specialized truck, and not outhouses, right?
You can’t tell the difference at a user experience level.
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Yeah my grandma had it in in the yard, a callback to fucking commie 60s. No longer used by the time I was alive, but still there.
I mean something I would expect not in an american suburb.
Can we get Chris to use it as a bathtub?