DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Heinrich Hammler]

What kind of retard spells Phillip as Philip? Linda and Dave must also be products of inbreeding too.

 

[SojiroSakura]

I don't have a timestamp for it, but at some point in the stream he said:
"I don't know why my character is wearing the gunner glasses, which is... weird..."
Sounded like he cut himself off from continuing the sentence, he definitely wanted to say something like "because we haven't the tips goal for them yet"

 

[Paladin Derich]

What kind of retard spells Phillip as Philip? Linda and Dave must also be products of inbreeding too.

You'd be surprised how many people spell common names with variants, especially women. They think its unique and cute, but its actually annoying. I'm betting it was Linda's idea.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Big ups Halo night!

lmao @ that begtitle

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

How long before he rebrands DSP to mean "Donate, support, pay"?

 

[Peko]

Just skipping the beg tweets and keeping it right there in your face the entire time with that title huh. Pretty soon it'll just be a watermark on the stream itself

 

[Dona Morte]

Just skipping the beg tweets and keeping it right there in your face the entire time with that title huh. Pretty soon it'll just be a watermark on the stream itself

You said "skip" beg Tweets?
Nooooo.

 

[capefear56]

Whenever Phil brings up the "I'm a changed man!" argument, keep this in mind:

Even perfect insight is not enough to change a narcissist; it only augments their ability to deceive others into giving them narcissistic supply.

 

[Sup3r]

You said "skip" beg Tweets?
Nooooo.
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And he can't stop the bullshitting. Phil if you "love" multiplayer, then why is it that the only MP game you've had for weeks at this point is your hugbox? Besides we all know you hate it, since it proves you can't play for shit and they debunk your claims of lag that you know are wrong but still trot out because you have no originality. Stick to your walking Sims, you'd have to put in effort to fuck those up.

 

[7th Dweller of Da'at]

What kind of retard spells Phillip as Philip? Linda and Dave must also be products of inbreeding too.

what you say boy

 

[Freshtodeath]

Phil is blaming lag in halo lmao.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

So phil played with high speed broadband cause I'm sure 56.6k didn't get 100ms in Unreal Tournament 8 years before regular broadband became common.

If you say so phil

How does anyone watch this shit unironically, fuck even hate-watching is hard. All he does is make excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse.

jesus.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Did Phil pay anything for this or is it still free on Gaypass? $5000 a month business expense.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Did Phil pay anything for this or is it still free on Gaypass? $5000 a month business expense.

Halo MP is Freeeeeeeee baby.

Also didn't buy the battlepass or anything either which is $15.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Really scared of the cucks getting complacent with the fact that he got $300 yesterday.
YOU'RE NEGATING ALL THE POSITIVITY GUYS!!!!!!!

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

So phil played with high speed broadband cause I'm sure 56.6k didn't get 100ms in Unreal Tournament 8 years before regular broadband became common.

If you say so phil

How does anyone watch this shit unironically, fuck even hate-watching is hard. All he does is make excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse.

jesus.

Phil's multiplayer shooter streams are his worst. Constant excuses and bitching when he's losing but not in a funny TIHYDP way, silly bragging when he's matched against beginners. Low skill value, ignores chat entirely and doesn't get into stupid stories where he can embarrass himself.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

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so are we Phil

 

[CoomerCouch v2.69]

For those that ever wonder "just how much of a morally reprehensible shitbag is Phil?" here's a quick story for you regarding yesterday and today. If you doubt this you can look up the archive of DDM or Tervin and watch his chat.

Yesterday during the Leanna bits of DTRH, Kevin Burnstein started saying some fucked up stuff about Kat. Now, I personally don't care that he says anything about Kat. I think she's a dumb potato crack-whore and her existence as a horse-faced retard that can't hold down a job amuses me. But Phil should care because she's his wife. The shit Kevin said wasn't lighthearted jokes either, he said shit about how much more attractive Leanna was than Kat, how Phil seemed happier with Leanna than with Kat, how Kat is "ok looking I guess" but Leanna's youth explains why, comparatively, "Kat looks like she has a lot more mileage on her".

A few people tried to bring this to Phil's attention during the stream yesterday. They were banned for "derailing chat". At some point later on it appeared that Kevin Burnstein and a bunch of the other Burnsteins were banned.

Fast forward to tonight and multiple people see that Kevin Burnstein is back in chat and start asking Phil why Kevin's allowed back in chat, specifically citing the shit that Kevin said about Phil's wife. Remember, this is his "soulmate", the woman that "said things to him no other woman has said", his "rock". Does Phil think to himself "gee there are people that remember what happened yesterday and are pointing out that Kevin said really fucked up shit about my wife, maybe I should cut my losses and ban Kevin as a sign that I'm not a complete faggot whipped by the almighty dollar"? Nope. He bans the people again pointing out what Kevin said under the same tired excuse of "derailing chat, I'm not even going to address it."

That last part is really telling to me. "I'm not even going to address it." That means that he knows there's something to address, but finds it not worthy of his time. I never thought I'd feel bad for Kat and I probably still don't, she's a dumb whore, but it must be miserable being married to someone so fucking spineless that he doesn't value your "honor" over a few bucks from some faggot LARPing as a VTuber obsessed Christian (that is also likely OIC sock #53)

Phil I know you read this thread so get fucked, you feckless, craven man-child. You're a pretender male, a boy playing dress-up in his father's clothes (and sometimes a weighted autism vest and hat). This is why nobody will ever love you and you'll ultimately die alone, because you're not worthy of love and you do nothing to earn the loyalty of those around you stupid enough to stick around.

 

[Lazycunt]

For those that ever wonder "just how much of a morally reprehensible shitbag is Phil?" here's a quick story for you regarding yesterday and today. If you doubt this you can look up the archive of DDM or Tervin and watch his chat.

Yesterday during the Leanna bits of DTRH, Kevin Burnstein started saying some fucked up stuff about Kat. Now, I personally don't care that he says anything about Kat. I think she's a dumb potato crack-whore and her existence as a horse-faced retard that can't hold down a job amuses me. But Phil should care because she's his wife. The shit Kevin said wasn't lighthearted jokes either, he said shit about how much more attractive Leanna was than Kat, how Phil seemed happier with Leanna than with Kat, how Kat is "ok looking I guess" but Leanna's youth explains why, comparatively, "Kat looks like she has a lot more mileage on her".

A few people tried to bring this to Phil's attention during the stream yesterday. They were banned for "derailing chat". At some point later on it appeared that Kevin Burnstein and a bunch of the other Burnsteins were banned.

Fast forward to tonight and multiple people see that Kevin Burnstein is back in chat and start asking Phil why Kevin's allowed back in chat, specifically citing the shit that Kevin said about Phil's wife. Remember, this is his "soulmate", the woman that "said things to him no other woman has said", his "rock". Does Phil think to himself "gee there are people that remember what happened yesterday and are pointing out that Kevin said really fucked up shit about my wife, maybe I should cut my losses and ban Kevin as a sign that I'm not a complete faggot whipped by the almighty dollar"? Nope. He bans the people again pointing out what Kevin said under the same tired excuse of "derailing chat, I'm not even going to address it."

That last part is really telling to me. "I'm not even going to address it." That means that he knows there's something to address, but finds it not worthy of his time. I never thought I'd feel bad for Kat and I probably still don't, she's a dumb whore, but it must be miserable being married to someone so fucking spineless that he doesn't value your "honor" over a few bucks from some faggot LARPing as a VTuber obsessed Christian (that is also likely OIC sock #53)

Phil I know you read this thread so get fucked, you feckless, craven man-child. You're a pretender male, a boy playing dress-up in his father's clothes (and sometimes a weighted autism vest and hat). This is why nobody will ever love you and you'll ultimately die alone, because you're not worthy of love and you do nothing to earn the loyalty of those around you stupid enough to stick around.

Phill will use anyone or anything as a bludgeoning tool and as a shield but while also making himself out to be the victim.
Which is cool because that's a fucking bitch move and we all know phill is a giant pussy who hasn't got a creative bone in his slug of a body