Best of Corporate Pride Month Items - Gotta get me some of that demographic money, right boys?

[MysticMisty]

I live in a blue county and every Target skipped right past Pride to 4th of July. All the cheap stuff when you enter is red, white, and blue or summer-themed. There's a few things in the pet section kind of tucked away on a back shelf or a few mugs in a hidden area, but no shirts or gear. I'm glad they seem to be skipping it.

The nearest place I can find any of this junk is in a college town 50+ miles away.

So there is hope that it's not getting plastered all over the place.

Fellow blue county dweller (red state however) and last year the Pride shit was front and center at the main entrance, and hardly anything sold, was eventually tucked into the back on clearance and still wasn't selling even in August. This year I noticed they still have some things (mostly ugly shirts), but it's tucked back from the entrance. It's "there", but just barely, and they're clearly hoping no one will notice before it gets shoved to the clearance section again later this summer.

I live in a university city so that explains why we even have it at all, but it still didn't sell at all last year. It doesn't help that the spring semester ends in April or very early May and so the vast majority of the university student population has fucked off by the time June rolls around.

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

Here's a small sample of Target's low effort pandering trash. The only people who seem to buy this stuff are whitebread Facebook mothers. The rest will end up on clearance racks before going to a landfill, much like Target's pro-black merchandise. Local overstock and thrift stores won't touch this stuff.
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Ok, groomer.

That is not a tomboy. Those are fat ugly dykes.

Spoiler: These are tomboys you corporate niggers

Notice how they don't look like fat women compensating for their daddy problems

I fucking hate that promote the Bacon Lettuce and Tomato crew and their friends so much it's unreal. It's so fucking fake and you can tell that these people make fun of faggotry in general behind doors in addition to niggers and other minotities (which gays HATE) and women. They don't want to tell people that being gay leads to a promiscuous lifestyle that leads you to be more prone to STDs (which is how AIDS even spread so fast in the gay community) and there is a legitimate domestic abuse problem in the lesbian world. Nor do they tell them that transsexuals either groom kids to join their ranks or prey on women by IDENTIFYING AS WOMEN. This shit is so fucking unreal.

At this point fags are allowed to:
Vote
Adopt
Marry
Groom Kids
Push their bullshit lifestyle on everyone
Generally be indignant pieces of shit

What fags should do:
Fuck off

They should be allowed to be lobotomized and castrated.

 

[LikeRivenIRL]

They should be allowed to be lobotomized and castrated.

AKA trooning out? It's already happening .

 

[Kuchipatchi]

Fellow blue county dweller (red state however) and last year the Pride shit was front and center at the main entrance, and hardly anything sold, was eventually tucked into the back on clearance and still wasn't selling even in August. This year I noticed they still have some things (mostly ugly shirts), but it's tucked back from the entrance. It's "there", but just barely, and they're clearly hoping no one will notice before it gets shoved to the clearance section again later this summer.

I live in a university city so that explains why we even have it at all, but it still didn't sell at all last year. It doesn't help that the spring semester ends in April or very early May and so the vast majority of the university student population has fucked off by the time June rolls around.

That's the thing with these virtue signallers. They bully companies into making diversity and inclusion rubbish but they never buy them because they weren't even customers in the first place.
That's how pride stuff ends up like modern Star Wars toys, there isn't a marketplace to begin with. Pride shit should just be sold at Fetish Parades or designated websites rather than mainstream places.

Unless kids keep getting groomed, the marketplace for pride shit will die without a new generation to replace them. They're deadend customers with no future.

 

[Constellationzero]

Lesbian here.

Stick straight in place of all this ghey shit and see/hear how Goddamn STOOPID all this is. If you're partnered up...YOU DON'T NEED THE "COMMUNITY!!"
Not unless your entire personality, likes and dislikes are: Ghey or straight. But WHOSE is (Besides Hambutt and NoNecky).

Lemme use a straight to drive the point home. If a straight person gets a boyfriend/girlfriend, fiancee, or spouse...imagine the straight pride. Straight bar, straight parade, straight pride tee, straight necklace, straight pinback collection, straight straight straightety straight straight.

Annnd that's what you see with faggot pride and faggot Target.

By the way...those models all look like they smell like feet, cornchips, armpits and frumunda cheese. The jaundiced white niggers don't help with the phantom smell either.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Lesbian here.

no1curr

 

[Delaited]

This year I noticed they still have some things (mostly ugly shirts), but it's tucked back from the entrance. It's "there", but just barely, and they're clearly hoping no one will notice before it gets shoved to the clearance section again later this summer.

I ended up finding some stuff on a lonely shelving unit randomly next to the grocery aisles near the back. Zero signs of what it was or what it’s for. Just stuck back there and a jumbled mess.

Lemme use a straight to drive the point home. If a straight person gets a boyfriend/girlfriend, fiancee, or spouse...imagine the straight pride. Straight bar, straight parade, straight pride tee, straight necklace, straight pinback collection, straight straight straightety straight straight.

Nowadays, they just claim they were bi or asexual all along so they can not be the “oppressor” at Pride. My cousin did this. She has never liked nor dated a woman in her life because she was constantly in a relationship since she was 15 with her now husband. She just wanted to put “bi mom pride” onesies on her baby. Makes me puke.

 

[DoorPost101]

Lesbian here.

Stick straight in place of all this ghey shit and see/hear how Goddamn STOOPID all this is. If you're partnered up...YOU DON'T NEED THE "COMMUNITY!!"
Not unless your entire personality, likes and dislikes are: Ghey or straight. But WHOSE is (Besides Hambutt and NoNecky).

Lemme use a straight to drive the point home. If a straight person gets a boyfriend/girlfriend, fiancee, or spouse...imagine the straight pride. Straight bar, straight parade, straight pride tee, straight necklace, straight pinback collection, straight straight straightety straight straight.

Annnd that's what you see with faggot pride and faggot Target.

By the way...those models all look like they smell like feet, cornchips, armpits and frumunda cheese. The jaundiced white niggers don't help with the phantom smell either.

I can get behind the sentiment in that after a certain age, the community stops being quite so important. Pride is important for baby gays, not so much for LGB who came to terms with their orientation a long time ago. Nice to get out and hit the gay bar for a night out with friends, but it's not the end-all-be-all of your social life/identity. Or at least it shouldn't be.

 

[LikeRivenIRL]

Lesbian here.

Stick straight in place of all this ghey shit and see/hear how Goddamn STOOPID all this is. If you're partnered up...YOU DON'T NEED THE "COMMUNITY!!"
Not unless your entire personality, likes and dislikes are: Ghey or straight. But WHOSE is (Besides Hambutt and NoNecky).

Lemme use a straight to drive the point home. If a straight person gets a boyfriend/girlfriend, fiancee, or spouse...imagine the straight pride. Straight bar, straight parade, straight pride tee, straight necklace, straight pinback collection, straight straight straightety straight straight.

Annnd that's what you see with faggot pride and faggot Target.

By the way...those models all look like they smell like feet, cornchips, armpits and frumunda cheese. The jaundiced white niggers don't help with the phantom smell either.

Hell, even without being partnered up the community makes me want to puke.

 

[Constellationzero]

no1curr

I nocurr younocurr.

Faggot.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

I nocurr younocurr.

Faggot.

tell us more about how you hate your dad

 

[Nasty Habits]

No, you guys don't get it - I NEED to let everyone know I take it up the ass by wearing Target Pride(TM) Collection!

 

[Argrabius]

Lemme use a straight to drive the point home. If a straight person gets a boyfriend/girlfriend, fiancee, or spouse...imagine the straight pride. Straight bar, straight parade, straight pride tee, straight necklace, straight pinback collection, straight straight straightety straight straight.

I have a friend who went FTM in their final year of high school and they were saying this same thing to the school officials. They said that school placing them on a pedestal was worse than anyone who maliciously harassed them. This stuff doesn’t appeal to anyone mentally stable, which I admit is a small minority among trannys, but it’s just another reason to feel sorry for the few whose transition legitimately solved or stabilized their traumas.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

I have a friend who went FTM in their final year of high school and they were saying this same thing to the school officials. They said that school placing them on a pedestal was worse than anyone who maliciously harassed them. This stuff doesn’t appeal to anyone mentally stable, which I admit is a small minority among trannys, but it’s just another reason to feel sorry for the few whose transition legitimately solved or stabilized their traumas.

very true. pretty much 100% of stealthers are just normal people who i've heard see being trans as just some condition they have rather than their identity

 

[Waifuwars]

I live in a blue county and every Target skipped right past Pride to 4th of July. All the cheap stuff when you enter is red, white, and blue or summer-themed. There's a few things in the pet section kind of tucked away on a back shelf or a few mugs in a hidden area, but no shirts or gear. I'm glad they seem to be skipping it.

The nearest place I can find any of this junk is in a college town 50+ miles away.

So there is hope that it's not getting plastered all over the place.

I have an acquaintance that's "non-binary" and is doing a corporate event for Target. She went on a rant about how Target walked back on their ads for children's binders and shit because "transphobes" kept claiming it was grooming children. It definitely seems like Target is realizing people don't actually want to buy any of this shit.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

That's the thing with these virtue signallers. They bully companies into making diversity and inclusion rubbish but they never buy them because they weren't even customers in the first place.

It’s mostly about pink money. There are a shit ton of people who will buy anything with a rainbow on it. Go into a hot topic and you’ll see almost everything with a gay flag on it (and yes they sell). It’s stupid.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

I have an acquaintance that's "non-binary" and is doing a corporate event for Target. She went on a rant about how Target walked back on their ads for children's binders and shit because "transphobes" kept claiming it was grooming children. It definitely seems like Target is realizing people don't actually want to buy any of this shit.

jesus christ children should not wear binders they don't even need them. their bones are still malleable and it would totally fuck them up

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

jesus christ children should not wear binders they don't even need them. their bones are still malleable and it would totally fuck them up

Imagine wearing a binder to try to look male, only for it to constrict your ribcage and make you permanently look even more petite and female in the upper body. Genius!

 

[Android raptor]

jesus christ children should not wear binders they don't even need them. their bones are still malleable and it would totally fuck them up

Idk if they were in a store when I was a kid I'd probably buy one in a heartbeat to try and deter creepy adult attention.

Speaking of detering attention, less hideous pride shirts might be worth trying as a means of deterring dudes from hitting on me I guess. Idk I think that's the main reason I'd wear one as a home of sexual individual.

 

[An Ghost]

That's the thing with these virtue signallers. They bully companies into making diversity and inclusion rubbish but they never buy them because they weren't even customers in the first place.
That's how pride stuff ends up like modern Star Wars toys, there isn't a marketplace to begin with. Pride shit should just be sold at Fetish Parades or designated websites rather than mainstream places

It's simpler than that. Traditionally gay couples are two working adults with no kids, or DINKs. They have more money to spend than families with kids. It's a no-brainer to appeal to that market. Making a t-shirt for straights costs as much as making one pandering to gays so why not do it one month a year. But the shift now of pandering to younger, broker, gender special millennials is a mistake.

I have an acquaintance that's "non-binary" and is doing a corporate event for Target. She went on a rant about how Target walked back on their ads for children's binders and shit because "transphobes" kept claiming it was grooming children. It definitely seems like Target is realizing people don't actually want to buy any of this shit.

The gays want one thing, the angry straights want another. The truth lies in the middle. I worked at Target when they made a big deal about not "gender coding" toys cause boys can play with Barbies and girls can play with GI Joe. We got a lot of angry phone calls about it from concerned parents lamenting the gay agenda. The truth of the matter was the backing paper was changed in the aisles from pink or blue to a more neutral color and we told them as such. The moral of the story is "do something minor, tell people what they want to hear, and sell them more stuff. Be neutral capitalist."

Anyway, content:


"Move I'm Gay"

A lot of the clothes are just terrible because of busy rainbow designs. But this is one is a classic awful design cause of the new shit they added:

They of course pick some ugly, brown models but this guy takes the cake :