Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[Thumb Butler]

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Add this one to the folder, boys. Someone with more computer skills than me could shop him looking adoringly at a garbage burger

He looks totally wasted. #familyman

 

[3322]

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POV: you're ralph and you've just hit Pantsu's g-spot

Prostate*

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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POV: you're ralph and you've just hit Pantsu's g-spot

File under: Sights Ralph has never and will never see. There’s no way he’s ever pleasured a woman. Lmao remember him thinking Jim was raping Jade because she moaned in ecstasy?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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POV: you're ralph and you've just hit Pantsu's g-spot

men don't have those

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

He's almost never really clean shaven though is he? He probably goes the path of the scholar by using a trimmer with a length guide instead of a razor.

Less rough on the skin, no need for shaving cream, leaves a fashionable amount of stubble; it's clearly the superior option.


At least Lindsay Ellis had the common courtesy to abort her misbegotten Spoony spawn.

Doing a proper lather with a brush, decent shaving soap, and either a safety or a straight razor are actually pretty good on your skin. The cartridge ones pull your skin and cause the blades to cut hair that’s still under said skin; leading to a lot of razor bumps and ingrown hairs. Just gotta learn proper technique like anything else.

He’d probably look like hell if he tried, either because Ronnie was too much of a deadbeat to teach him anything or because booze induced tremors would make him look like a scratching post.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Doing a proper lather with a brush, decent shaving soap, and either a safety or a straight razor are actually pretty good on your skin

I’d love to see Ralph livestream getting a straight razor shave. He’s so afraid of a plain Mach 3 that he either lets it grow wild or Nairs it off before court dates.

Maybe Meigh can show him how she does it.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I’d love to see Ralph livestream getting a straight razor shave. He’s so afraid of a plain Mach 3 that he either lets it grow wild or Nairs it off before court dates.

Maybe Meigh can show him how she does it.
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That’s an instant classic.
How about Dan Cortese-

Or Adam Corolla-

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That’s an instant classic.
How about Dan Cortese-
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Or Adam Corolla-
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We’re very close to cracking the exact formula Satan used to come up with Ralph’s “fine af” perpetual fiancée.

Dan Cortese x Alanis + Adam Driver / John Travolta = Meigh

 

[EggImpregnator]

She's so gross

 

[Joe Swanson]

We’re very close to cracking the exact formula Satan used to come up with Ralph’s “fine af” perpetual fiancée.

Dan Cortese x Alanis + Adam Driver / John Travolta = Meigh

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How is this not a man

 

[Wash away the rain]

Are we sure reroll is not some baby they kidnapped from the nicu

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Are we sure reroll is not some baby they kidnapped from the nicu

Unfortunately for Rozy, she looks just like Ethan. But looking like Meigh would have been far worse.

 

[Lain of the Wired]

That looks like mike from rlm in a wig. It actually creeps me out.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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That looks like mike from rlm in a wig. It actually creeps me out.

Does Mike from RLM wear fishnets like these?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

That looks like mike from rlm in a wig. It actually creeps me out.

Does Mike from RLM wear fishnets like these?

Please, I beg of you.... don't ruin this for me

 

[An automatic clown]

Does Mike from RLM wear fishnets like these?
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Her thighs make no fucking sense.

 

[BlueSpark]

I've never heard that expression before, I'm guessing it means they ate steak with a cake chaser:
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Ralph looks like complete shit here. Fat, greasy, unshaven, XXXXXL shirt wrinkled and untucked, baseball cap on in what I'm guessing is meant to be a nice restaurant. SAD!

So which Chinaman did she cuck Ralph with

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

So which Chinaman did she cuck Ralph with

Ephlin Lalf

 

[H. H. Lovecraft]

Her thighs make no fucking sense.

Her geometry in general doesn't make sense. The problem with her face isn't that it's classically ugly so much as that your eye only recognizes a series of shapes rather than what it thinks of as a real person.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

We’re very close to cracking the exact formula Satan used to come up with Ralph’s “fine af” perpetual fiancée.

Dan Cortese x Alanis + Adam Driver / John Travolta = Meigh

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still cracks me up that this faggot walks around with a selfie stick everywhere