DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Vic's Japanese Stepfather]

Lol No you're think of No Bullshit. Another grifter.

Nah, it was definitely DasBoSchitt -- https://efap-podcast.fandom.com/wiki/DasBoSchitt

I do remember the EFAP guys making fun of No Bullshit. It's possible he may have guested at some point after that, I haven't watched in a long time. Got tired of their routine.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

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(former body builder btw)

 

[Wasabi Panda]

he is amazing...

Thinks the world of ActiBlizz..on even days or days he's reminded it's an MS brand now.

They took 3 years to make whats basically a content patch that removed content with the blizzard dev cycle of break the game so that when we fix what shouldn't have been broken it looked like we added content. Slapped a 2 on it and called it a sequel. Neither OW1 or 2 is F2F

Shits on 323 studios cause he forgot it's MS brand for taking 6 months to update a free-to-play game with seasons so they had to actually wait for a season to run it's course and ignoring how there were multiple patches between release and season 2...like the season 1 patch.

Phil, why are you how you are? Did linda throw herself down the stairs when she was carrying you?

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

 

[Tears for T]

This is just pathetic.
Never try to be funny again Dave!

”Everyone does that! Commercials up the ass!

But not me duuud! Just give me money”

 

[Comma]

This is just pathetic

>literally begs sad individuals for money on the internet on a daily basis
>shits on people for having regular ads on their channel

The amount of lack of self-awareness is off the charts.

This is why so many people dislike you, DSP.

 

[Ching_Chong]

This is just pathetic.
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I'm not sure that Mr Fucket one is a good one to use. Unless he likes balls in him.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

His tooth brush rant was one of the weirdest things to get tilted over. His insistence that a "gaming" stream should only have advertisements for gaming products is one of the most autistic things I have ever heard from him.

Then with the amount of documentation and speculation that his dental health is extremely poor, his vendetta against tooth brushes does not surprise me.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

>literally begs sad individuals for money on the internet on a daily basis
>shits on people for having regular ads on their channel

The amount of lack of self-awareness is off the charts.

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This is why so many people dislike you, DSP.

I'll never understand how accepting cash from your viewers instead of sponsors is this big moral high-ground.

 

[Chernabog3000]

Who does this faggot think he's fooling. If he could get sponsors, he have em all over the screen. He can't. Everyone else does it, cause they can.

I like that he follows about his rant on people taking sponsorships with, you should donate to me cause I'm authentic and crowdfuned. Like it's disengious to receive sponsorships and the more respectable way make money is begging your fans for PayPal donations. What a fucking joke of a human. The most fragile fucking ego. No one is allowed to make money on the internet unless its thru PayPal donations and superchats. Ad money and sponsorships are for people who are fake and blah blah blah blah.


Every podcast I watch or listen to running ads, the members have never asked me to donate to pay the utility bills for there studio let alone house, because someone else has to decided to help pay their fucking bills, at a benfeit to the fans(discount codes) The products may suck, but the sentiment is there.

I know there's a Lotta shitty sponsorships but unlike Phil most the internet figured that out and while scams and snake oils exists the majority of what's out there now are good products.

That's the thing though Phil, when there's some shitty scammy sponsorship, the fans usually are vocal. You'd however always pick sponsorships over your fans if that were the case, cause money. And that's the real difference. Most Podcaster using sponsorship are pretty legit about it. Phil wouldn't be. He put shitty sponsors before his fans constantly if he had the same opportunities others did.

It's just so fucking wild he thinks being blacklisted pr wise makes him genuine.

 

[Piece of Peace]

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(former body builder btw)

"Hand over the tips or One Piece gets it!"

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Give me the money, dummy.

>literally begs sad individuals for money on the internet on a daily basis
>shits on people for having regular ads on their channel

The amount of lack of self-awareness is off the charts.

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This is why so many people dislike you, DSP.

Phil's glass ego won't allow him to go the sponsorship route. That, and they probably will find out what a shitty person he is and tell him to fuck off.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

You guys always try to pull apart his lies but we always circle back to the same point.

Phil does everything he does because that’s what his retard fans pay money for. Nothing more nothing less. If the dents stopped forwarding their disability/life insurance, Phil would turn into a streaming chameleon and be a different person every day until something stuck.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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(former body builder btw)

"I'll take that penis right over there"

 

[Tears for T]

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(former body builder btw)

Just me or is Phil doing kanchō?
Where’s Kat when you need her?

 

[Phil's a Nigger]

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TAKE THAT YOU FILTHY JEW!

 

[FamicomGorby]

He's spent like twenty minutes just reading a list of games, top notch engaging content.

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

This is just pathetic.
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”Everyone does that! Commercials up the ass!

But not me duuud! Just give me money”

That bit was hilarious. @Piece of Peace was losing their shit the entire time in Dark Dave's chat, it was by far the best part of the stream. Wouldn't surprise me if he kicked down Phil's door just to beat the shit out of him over how unfunny it was.

On a more serious aside, PKA more than likely couldn't turn off their banners due to the terms of their contract. Phil would know this if he ever was sponsored.

In a stunning display of how ignorant he is, he got the timeline of Fall Guys incredibly wrong.

Among Us existed back in 2017 and caught on as quarantine started. Fall Guys was actually the game to siphon off some of the playerbase, mostly due to it being free on PSN.

Fall Guys got trumped in content creation by Crab Game a while later but its hype was dying before. These days it still has a very healthy playerbase across all platforms, just not as big as before. Seems Phil becomes blind to games once they stop appearing in his timeline, but I have plenty of friends who still play and like Fall Guys. Same with things like Dead By Daylight.

Oh, and apparently I'm an "industry insider" according to this asshole since I got invited to MultiVersus closed alpha. Couldn't have been just because I signed up to a fuckin mailing list unlike this lazy fuck.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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(former body builder btw)

"Freeze, I'm from the Federal Pigs of Begging!"

 

[garrybkk]

>literally begs sad individuals for money on the internet on a daily basis
>shits on people for having regular ads on their channel

The amount of lack of self-awareness is off the charts.

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This is why so many people dislike you, DSP.

Using Metroid and Castelvania. This is straight up insulting. He always refuses to play this genre of games.