Why don't we ban guns for unmarried people?

Just A Butt said:
what's to stop me from getting a divorce after i load up the closet with hardware?

PS: can i gay-marry my gunbros and that way we BOTH can load up the closet before the divorce?
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Rather than getting a divorce afterwards it'd be easier to set up a Nikah Mu'tah.

In theory women would be the gatekeeper to the guns and they'd filter out the lunatics, but that doesn't work when you can just marry down to a woman who is poor or desperate for a marriage visa.

This just encourages shitty men to find even more gross and manipulative ways to corner women into marriage. They might ramp up the Burn Loot Murder machine again to corner the woman into homelessness, or try to get the woman to piss away all her savings to move to a bumfuck nowhere before he reveals to her what an abusive bastard he is. Bad men are bad men and if they're the kind of man who can't be trusted with a gun, they're also the kind of man who can't be trusted to not use women as a means to an end.

Also this all assumes guns obtained via 4473.
 
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Just A Butt said:
why is everyone forgetting that gaymarried is legal and valid?

meet a dude down at the shooting range and get 'er done
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Assuming the goal here is to filter out the undesirables from owning guns, I don't think the undesirable can meet a gay man's standards. They actually have to look good and get pegged.

Women on the other hand, just pretend to be rich or find someone who will be deported if they don't get a marriage visa and anchor baby immediately.
 
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Just A Butt said:
why is everyone forgetting that gaymarried is legal and valid?

meet a dude down at the shooting range and get 'er done
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can i transition into a woman and then marry my former self (deadname) or something like that in order to buy guns?
 
If you try to buy a gun they should send a hot policewoman over to your house to flirt with you and then make fun of your height and if you don't throw an autistic chimp fit you can own a gun.

edit ; or save time and just ban manlets from owning guns altogether.
 
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Just A Butt said:
you fool you don't have to be gay to get gay-married you just have to love guns
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I don't think the proposal is meant to filter out that kind of person. At least, I don't think straight gun lovers are weird loner losers.

Gay gun marriage is a worthy argument when discussing all the unintended innocent bystanders harmed by the proposed solution, but I don't think it will generally matter when it comes to filtering creeps out. At least, I don't think those creeps would be willing to be gay for guns, and could find someone else who would do it with them.
 
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