Why don't we ban guns for unmarried people?

[Duke Nukem]

I don't think the proposal is meant to filter out that kind of person. At least, I don't think straight gun lovers are weird loner losers.

Also, many of them have friends, work jobs, and raise families just like everyone else. Besides, being married or having a relationship doesn't guarantee the person won't do something bad down the line. Omar Mateen was married and he still went full jihad on the homosexuals.

Most incels sit at home and bitch about everything.

 

[byuu]

What's wrong with being a loner? People suck.

Is that why you want to kill them so badly?

 

[Duke Nukem]

Is that why you want to kill them so badly?

Come on man, you gotta have a better reason than that.

 

[Just A Butt]

you gotta have a better reason than that.

they took your chicks

 

[byuu]

Come on man, you gotta have a better reason than that.

You're leading a childless meaningless life and death is your only release?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Good idea, it works to stop criminals so applying it to single people will work too. It's not like guys kill their wives or anything.

 

[YourFriendlyLurker]

I think we should just assign a gun to every human being at birth. Everyone must be equal.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Better idea.

Every gun owner gets one permit per year for every 5 guns they own to shoot an unmarried or unengaged adult. Eveyone's happy, including the kike jewelers who'll be selling engagement and wedding rings for both sexes.

Prosecute them if they fail to kill cleanly of course, to keep things tidy.

 

[draggs]

Why don't we marry guns for ban unpeople

 

[My Name is Ed]

Even better:

Deterrence by mandatory gun ownership for everyone over 16.

 

[Queen Elizabeth II]

For a society that allows guns this actually sounds somewhat reasonable.

Put guns in the hands of people who actually have something to lose and penalise those who have them and don't.

 

[Duke Nukem]

they took your chicks

I'll get 'em back when DNF 2001 gets fixed. Believe it or not, there's people who are looking to actually do that.

You're leading a childless meaningless life and death is your only release?

Childless doesn't necessarily mean meaningless.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

What if I lose my wife in an (un)fortunate boating accident? Can I keep the guns?

If you try to buy a gun they should send a hot policewoman over to your house to flirt with you and then make fun of your height and if you don't throw an autistic chimp fit you can own a gun.

edit ; or save time and just ban manlets from owning guns altogether.

What if I- I mean they get a boner when the lady cop makes fun of their height? Do you still pass or do you go on the list still? Maybe she should choke and peg them in that case, just to be extra sure they're not a deranged incel haha. No incel would enjoy a woman dominating them after all haha at least that's what I've heard haha.

 

[Groon]

Two gun lovers can just FAKE gay marriage and buy whatever crap they want.

 

[I'm Not Racist Anymore]

Schizophrenic Nazifur Catboys will just get married and the shootings will continue

 

[Merried Senior Comic]

Come get them, faggot.

 

[grimacefetishist]

That is a red flag that authorities may check up on, so it could be worth reporting. If anyone in your community is stocking up suspicious amounts of guns or ammunition and all that. (Either an excessive amount of ammo, or someone who is very particular about only needing one or two shots)

 

[Red Hood]

can i transition into a woman and then marry my former self (deadname) or something like that in order to buy guns?

modern problems require modern solutions

 

[stares at error messages]

It'd violate the 14th amendment: Equal protections under the law entitlement.

A lot of people never get married, it would violate their rights.

I'm sure married people do stupid things with guns too.

 

[DuckSucker]

I don't think the proposal is meant to filter out that kind of person. At least, I don't think straight gun lovers are weird loner losers.

Gay gun marriage is a worthy argument when discussing all the unintended innocent bystanders harmed by the proposed solution, but I don't think it will generally matter when it comes to filtering creeps out. At least, I don't think those creeps would be willing to be gay for guns, and could find someone else who would do it with them.

I think there are a surprising amount of prison gay motherfuckers. Plenty of FtMs will tell you they have a decent amount of guys on grinder who will 'want to try it out' or just want to fuck them and they keep the pussy and maybe tell the guy he can only have anal.