This would be like if you were the Harlem Globetrotters, but instead of even playing against the Washington Generals, they just played against random bums dragged off Skid Row.
Why did he enslave his first wife and abuse her so badly she had to leave, after giving birth to a child he immediately abandoned probably because facing more serious abuse charges than have been made public?
I am sure advertisers will listen to Fatrick. I mean, how else will they get his nonexistent money?
I'm glad for OnAF. They a-log him better than anyone else could.
Agree, but the market for four cylinder mustangs cant be that big.
Patrick is famously excellent at fucking up every attempt at social semiotics. At this point he has become a rule of thumb. If Patrick thinks something, anything, projects any kind of symbolic air, then it's fair to assume the opposite is probably true for most of the population.
Which is impressive, given the competition. It may be the only impressive ability he has.
Exactly. That’s why I rub my hands together with anticipation when I see him sounding exceptionally high on the smell of his own farts. We can be sure something epic is coming. He really is one of the most high-yield cows of all time.
Like if it was true, he would just go "Yes, child, I love the children"? You can link this man a court document on a .gov website and he will deny it, what would be the point of asking him something like that and expecting an answer
i thought the great replacement theory was a racist myth? i cant believe patrick s tomlinson is a white supremacist and parroting tucker carlson while calling on people to pull their ads from his show.
Yeah, that is true. He denies everything, no matter the truth of it.
Everything except being a certified pants shitter in school, apparently
Ah but you see, he denies everything factual so if he denies it, it must be fact.
He did a calculation that it is probably the only thing that's happened to him so far that was even arguably illegal, other than the stuff he faked himself. He decided he'd rather confirm that he is a subnormal retard than not be a victim.
The Tomlinsonian quantum superstate of being a badass tough guy who fights the trolls and wins, while also being brutally victimized over the Internet and needing immediate FBI intervention
“Is it true you’re not a pedophile?”
After all the horrible shit he's tweeted about his wife she should divorce him.
Is “Wrong again, child” what he says to every victim when they ask him to let them go?
This is sadder than when he tags the @FBI during his rants.
