DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
hey let me pop in to see what he's on about now...

Playstation 3 cloud streaming is going to be bad cause he knows it's going to lag.

does this blob that may as well be a eunuch know anything else but lag, it's like the thing that was kind of a joke in the 90's or what ever you would call a meme back then where people would blame lag cause they died in CS or Q3 or TF2.

Fucker is going to be found in his office covered in his own shit and on the walls with the same shit "lag" CyberPunk" "Tevin" "Street Fighter V" "Abey" "twitch" "Mike Ross" "KiwiFarms" "I wouldn't give me" scribbled on every wall

EDIT - so a take down notice from a film studio is them suing you into oblivion. It's like he's 12 and tried to scare other 12 years olds by claiming everything is illegal and you'll get sued. He's like a retarded white tom dubois. Better not react to a trailer cause you'll get sued then get butt raped in jail.
 
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The most he felt was about his friend T who taught him how to street fighter who was gunned down in the hood or something. I mean the second he found out about his death he made a video about it, presumably for the $ but it's like the one instance he feels consistently sad every time he brings him up.

I almost feel like this is the sociopath portion of his narcissistic sociopath diagnosis.

He was acting like he thought people think he should act so he could capitalize on it.

He did the same thing when there was a social media campaign for awareness surrounding suicide and mental illness when many youtubers and streamers were talking about their depression online or dealing with other people in their lives' depression and were getting lots of views and clout for talking about it.

Phil then took to the internet and decided to talk about his "depression" and "[he] just doesn't know how to beat it"

Despite having never had a diagnosis, Never having spoken to anyone such as a professional, Never having sought medication, and having hardly ever brought it up again since.

Would I be depressed if I was Phil? 100% yes... but I doubt he feels depressed. I think it's all a veil based on him being a sociopath and acting how he thinks people want him to in order to gain sympathy and hopefully more donations.
 
lol thank you @LieLieFyre
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perfect description of Phil's "playing style"
 
So now we have: begging on-stream, begging on the prestream, special videos made for begging (the current iteration of that are some of his Daily Crap videos after he doesn't get a satisfactory tithe from all his paypigs), begging on the Twitter audio schedule if he didn't get enough money, pre-stream beg tweets, post-stream beg tweets, mid-stream beg tweets and now the newest member of the begging roster: stream title begs.

Tell me if I missed something.
That's not begging, that's  business
 
I'll never understand how accepting cash from your viewers instead of sponsors is this big moral high-ground.
You could argue(I WOULD ARGUE) that it is due to keeping objectivity, if you follow a fitness channel and this fitness channel is trying to sell you supplements telling you that they got their results by using said supplements them you are less likely to trust them, although I don't see how that applies in the case of a toothbrush for a gaming channel or Joe Rogan telling you to subscribe to Blue Apron.
 
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If approved ones show straight away he was up until 5am doing that.
The approved comments are such an ego thing with DSP. The reason he is policing the comments so hard is to prevent classic TIHYDPs and to shelter his fragile self worth. Such an entitled bitch. He actually puts in the effort for this thing.
 
For those that ever wonder "just how much of a morally reprehensible shitbag is Phil?" here's a quick story for you regarding yesterday and today. If you doubt this you can look up the archive of DDM or Tervin and watch his chat.

Yesterday during the Leanna bits of DTRH, Kevin Burnstein started saying some fucked up stuff about Kat. Now, I personally don't care that he says anything about Kat. I think she's a dumb potato crack-whore and her existence as a horse-faced retard that can't hold down a job amuses me. But Phil should care because she's his wife. The shit Kevin said wasn't lighthearted jokes either, he said shit about how much more attractive Leanna was than Kat, how Phil seemed happier with Leanna than with Kat, how Kat is "ok looking I guess" but Leanna's youth explains why, comparatively, "Kat looks like she has a lot more mileage on her".

A few people tried to bring this to Phil's attention during the stream yesterday. They were banned for "derailing chat". At some point later on it appeared that Kevin Burnstein and a bunch of the other Burnsteins were banned.

Fast forward to tonight and multiple people see that Kevin Burnstein is back in chat and start asking Phil why Kevin's allowed back in chat, specifically citing the shit that Kevin said about Phil's wife. Remember, this is his "soulmate", the woman that "said things to him no other woman has said", his "rock". Does Phil think to himself "gee there are people that remember what happened yesterday and are pointing out that Kevin said really fucked up shit about my wife, maybe I should cut my losses and ban Kevin as a sign that I'm not a complete faggot whipped by the almighty dollar"? Nope. He bans the people again pointing out what Kevin said under the same tired excuse of "derailing chat, I'm not even going to address it."

That last part is really telling to me. "I'm not even going to address it." That means that he knows there's something to address, but finds it not worthy of his time. I never thought I'd feel bad for Kat and I probably still don't, she's a dumb whore, but it must be miserable being married to someone so fucking spineless that he doesn't value your "honor" over a few bucks from some faggot LARPing as a VTuber obsessed Christian (that is also likely OIC sock #53)

Phil I know you read this thread so get fucked, you feckless, craven man-child. You're a pretender male, a boy playing dress-up in his father's clothes (and sometimes a weighted autism vest and hat). This is why nobody will ever love you and you'll ultimately die alone, because you're not worthy of love and you do nothing to earn the loyalty of those around you stupid enough to stick around.
I’m still waiting to know the things kat said to Phil that no other woman has before. That’s one of the only true mysteries left, just such a weird thing to say
 
We all comment about how inane Phil is and how addicting it is to watch his train wreck of a stream.

But are there any theories about his actual fans? How has he been able to support himself for over ten years? I mean seriously, it boggles my mind.

He doesn’t play games well, at all. Like to a ludicrous degree. So people who enjoy high level gaming would never be fans.

He berates viewers, even legitimate ones, and complains incessantly. So people who like happy and optimistic streamers would never be fans.

He puts in zero effort to entertain viewers. His tip goals are bizarre clothing “rewards” and he refuses to play with this membership base. So people who enjoy playing with their favorite streamers would never be fans.

His lies about money have become so blatant that people who may have felt pity for his dire financial situation would never be fans.

So who is giving him all this money for complaining and mediocre gameplay? It cannot be young kids, because he’s not some hot girl streamer or some cool young streamer.

Who is his bread and butter member? Other old men? People who are drawn to really negative complainers?

And I find it very hard to believe that a normal person who stumbles upon his stream would actually enjoy his stream, so I imagine his hard core members are long term supporters, but then how can they afford to send him so much money year after year.

How can he still have this much support? He’s not making mod six figures, but he is making enough to cover his mortgage and bills and constantly order door dash.

I just don’t get how he is still able to secure any funding at all, because I cannot fathom who his target member would be.

Has there ever been a former hard core supporter of his that found this forum and explained why they gave him money?

If the bank leaks didn’t finish Phil, I’m not sure anything can at this point.
 
"I can't have a midlife crisis because I'm already at the middle of my life and my life is better now than it ever was so it's technically impossible to have a midlife crisis, you know what I mean?"

Sorry for Skyrim sounds but Dave can't fix his audio.
 
I’m still waiting to know the things kat said to Phil that no other woman has before. That’s one of the only true mysteries left, just such a weird thing to say
I... I sincerely hope Phil never sexed Khat up at all...

With Leanna shown on previous posts when she was up for it holy moly she wanted it bad...

At least PL does have a Chad (sort of) locked down and is looking more mentally healthier at least, kudos for moving on

Just the rabid infestation of literal wheelchair bound and Asian perverted Retards to just up and leave Phil for someone probably just as inbred but not actually another DSP
 
"I can't have a midlife crisis because I'm already at the middle of my life and my life is better now than it ever was so it's technically impossible to have a midlife crisis, you know what I mean?"

Sorry for Skyrim sounds but Dave can't fix his audio.
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It's not possible to have a midlife crisis if your mental age is 13.
 
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