Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Oh, honey. No.

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He's lumping JK Rowling in with Elon for some reason. Even calls JK Rowling a fascist? No idea what he's on about.

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Perpetually unemployed man gives billionaire some advice:

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Piggy working to repay some of that SFWA legal debt:

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Local retard has it all worked out:

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RazorBackBacon said:
I would be ashamed to say these things about my wife even if there were zero chance she'd find out. What the fuck, Rick? Show some goddamn respect for the woman who pityfucks you.
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There are two universal touchstones in the tomlinverse:

1. "holy fuck, he's so aggressive about being so God damned stupid"
2. "if I said any of that about my wife, I would have to renovate the doghouse, because I would be living there for a really long time"
 
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Holy shit, I REALLY hope the pests are on top of that auction. I’d happily give money toward getting any of those “prizes” for trolling purposes.

Also, according to Pat, ADHD is not a disorder, child and it’s a mental illness? Sounds legit. Notice he was too ashamed to mention his own supposed diagnosis here:

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Mr Moonface said:
Oh, honey. No.

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Unless of course the "rights" being demanded aren't rights at all but are actually duties for other people to perform things other than non-infringement in which case it's zero-sum by default.

Sort of like how you have a duty to pay Quasi so your "right" to have money and a house is infringed.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
Unless of course the "rights" being demanded aren't rights at all but are actually duties for other people to perform things other than non-infringement in which case it's zero-sum by default.
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Not just that but look at, for example, trannies trying to take over the women-only swimming spot in Hampstead Heath pond in London. Either it’s a safe, single gender space for women or it’s not. Patrick is truly fucking clueless.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
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My family is my wife, and she feeds and clothes herself because she is a strong, independent woman who is addicted to the D.
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More impressively, she manages to feed and clothe Patrick. It can't be easy to feed a man who eats as much food as Zimbabwe exports annually, nor to clothe a man nearly the size and dimensions of Rhode Island. Pity the Vietnamese children who have to make his ∞XL shirts.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
No. He's like a more obese, less successful, less intelligent Moviebob.

Which is an incredibly difficult bar to clear, but our prize piggy is undaunted by such a challenge.
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That's a "miles subterranean" low bar. And it's absolutely true, too. It's no wonder he's so aggressive in his make-believe. If he faced the truth of how fucking pathetic he is, the existential agony would be terminal.

Which he fucking deserves, the ugly, stupid, morbidly obese shitbag he is.
 
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