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Hmmmmm.I’m going to laugh my ass off if mom is spraying her with jock itch or athlete’s foot medication.
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At least it’s an anti-fungal…
Crunchy mom antifungal remedies involve garlic, honey, various other pantry staples, and urine.
So translating back from paranoid crazy, we get...
Mom: Ooh sweetheart that looks nasty I'll make a honey oregano garlic poultice for you.
Mom: *clatters around in pantry finding jars of herbs etc*
Mom: Haha did u kno some people pee in the shower when they have athlete's foot lol gross. Oh that reminds me I've got this medicated powder left over from your dad's foot infection..
Paranoid grease fungus: THE WITCH THAT BIRTHED ME IS POISONING ME WITH POTIONS AND CHEMICALS AND MISGENDERS AND SHE TRIED TO PISS ON MY FAAAAAACE
Mom: *facepalm*
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