"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

RJ MacReady said:
The Mexican cartels aren't a threat to tourists. Notice that the murder victim in the opening of that video was a local street vendor. The cartels have lots of money invested in the tourism industry and both the Mexican government and cartels are mutually interested in keeping the resort areas crime-free. They both make lots of money from it and the cartels know that if they start killing white people the Mexican government has to go on the offensive to reassert that Mexico is safe and the DEA - who are hungry for any news headline they can get to fortify their mandate - comes knocking to help. I actually just recently read this interesting blog post by a white guy who went to a rural cartel town used to farm weed and they were cool with him.

If Ralph gets his ass kicked in Mexico I bet 50 sneeds it'll be by another tourist since that's how a lot of tourists there actually get fucked up. At worst the Mexicans will pickpocket him as he's waddling in a stupor.
Click to expand...
It should have been the same in Portugal, but he allegedly got too handsy with a prostitute. The Mexican mob might not actively seek out tourists to kill but they'll beat the bones out of a drunk retard who's acting up.
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Nonconsentual Pronouns
RJ MacReady said:
The Mexican cartels aren't a threat to tourists. Notice that the murder victim in the opening of that video was a local street vendor. The cartels have lots of money invested in the tourism industry and both the Mexican government and cartels are mutually interested in keeping the resort areas crime-free. They both make lots of money from it and the cartels know that if they start killing white people the Mexican government has to go on the offensive to reassert that Mexico is safe and the DEA - who are hungry for any news headline they can get to fortify their mandate - comes knocking to help. I actually just recently read this interesting blog post by a white guy who went to a rural cartel town used to farm weed and they were cool with him.

If Ralph gets his ass kicked in Mexico I bet 50 sneeds it'll be by another tourist since that's how a lot of tourists there actually get fucked up. At worst the Mexicans will pickpocket him as he's waddling in a stupor.
Click to expand...
I'm glad you read a blogpost from a rando saying the cartel was cool with him but that's fucking retarded. The cartels in America for the most part just care about their money and will leave you be so long as you don't fuck with it. In Mexico, they'll kidnap your ass in a heartbeat, rape a bitch and make her disappear, lop your fucking head off for slighting a coked out 19 year old spic in goofy shoes. Between 2007 and 2010 293 Americans were killed in Mexico by the cartels and that was when shit wasn't as bad and destabilized as it is right now by the cartel wars and power vacuums.
 
  • Agree
  • Horrifying
  • Informative
Reactions: Fìddlesticks, Captain Hastings Official, WebLurker and 2 others
Burd Turglar said:
Between 2007 and 2010 293 Americans were killed in Mexico by the cartels and that was when shit wasn't as bad and destabilized as it is right now by the cartel wars and power vacuums.
Click to expand...
Yeah and how many of those were beaners with American citizenship and/or involved in the drug trade? "Americans" =/= "gunted tourists in Cancun". You make it sound like they were wandering down to the beach to mow down whiteys for looking at them funny. Even the Mormons who got massacred few years back were almost certainly mistaken for a rival cartel because they often also travel in SUV convoys.

Gunt lacks the stamina to wander far away enough from the nearest Burger King to get his head chopped off so what I'm saying is: I wouldn't worry about it, and if you are worry that it doesn't happen because he has more entertainment value in him before his ailing carcass kicks the bucket.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Uber driver reviewer
You really think this guy would get targeted?
somepig.png
 
  • Like
  • DRINK!
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Local Fed, Strictly Confidential, Chiri and 6 others
RJ MacReady said:
Yeah and how many of those were beaners with American citizenship and/or involved in the drug trade? "Americans" =/= "gunted tourists in Cancun". You make it sound like they were wandering down to the beach to mow down whiteys for looking at them funny. Even the Mormons who got massacred few years back were almost certainly mistaken for a rival cartel because they often also travel in SUV convoys.

Gunt lacks the stamina to wander far away enough from the nearest Burger King to get his head chopped off so what I'm saying is: I wouldn't worry about it, and if you are worry that it doesn't happen because he has more entertainment value in him before his ailing carcass kicks the bucket.
Click to expand...
Sure, you're relatively safe when you're at the resort but that isn't 100% either. People dissapear and you're a smooth brained if you don't think that. A good chunk of the Muricans gettin got though are just dip shits who wander off to "be part with the locals" so I'll give you that.

Ralph managed to get the shit kicked out of him in Portugal and Portugal ain't got shit on Mexico. I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess you haven't been part of the spic cartel drug pipeline like I unfortunately was. Good money but scary fucks.

Now go upstairs, your mom worked hard on those pizza rolls.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Horrifying
Reactions: Uber driver reviewer, Wodanaz, WebLurker and 4 others
Burd Turglar said:
Sure, you're relatively safe when you're at the resort but that isn't 100% either. People dissapear and you're a smooth brained if you don't think that. A good chunk of the Muricans gettin got though are just dip shits who wander off to "be part with the locals" so I'll give you that.

Ralph managed to get the shit kicked out of him in Portugal and Portugal ain't got shit on Mexico. I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess you haven't been part of the spic cartel drug pipeline like I unfortunately was. Good money but scary fucks.

Now go upstairs, your mom worked hard on those pizza rolls.
Click to expand...
Yes, very astute to point out that bad things can happen in a given place. It doesn't alter the statistically obvious reality that Ralph will probably be safe from getting beheaded in the most whitey area of Cancun.

Usually posters who hype up bad things tend to want bad things to happen. This is an anti-content mindset and you should shy away from it instead of insecurely trying to invoke your credibility as a scarred narco badass which I didn't ask or care for. Dial it back my guy, we're all friends here.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Fag Albert, Abowaffen, Wodanaz and 4 others
RJ MacReady said:
Yes, very astute to point out that bad things can happen in a given place. It doesn't alter the statistically obvious reality that Ralph will probably be safe from getting beheaded in the most whitey area of Cancun.
Click to expand...
If Ralph just stayed inside the invisible ropes of the designated tourist areas and did designated tourist things, yes, I'm sure he'd be fine.

But we now know him to be a philanderer and a drug addict, so there's a decent chance he'll be seeking out drugs, coochie, and possibly other things that will get him closer to places he shouldn't be and talking with people he shouldn't be talking with.
 
  • Agree
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: WebLurker, Shaka Brah, Nonconsentual Pronouns and 2 others
Flexo said:
I'm starting to worry about NULL.
View attachment 3296832

That doesn't look anything like Nic Cage. That looks like the Bard from One for All.
Click to expand...
I thought it looked like tommy wiseau

Does anyone have a link to that slavic song with the old man wearing a wifebeater with an accordion in the big house full of people? Josh played it on stream once

edit: found it
 
Last edited:
  • Like
Reactions: Tom Ripley and Flexo
So it is well-documented that Josh doesn't like doing person streams on people who are still active, he kind of wants to wait for a story to end. We all know Lowtax is coming soon, but Josh always does a person stream on Halloween. And I think this year, to celebrate Brianna finally losing his own sub-forum, Josh should do a Halloween stream on everyone's favorite hunch-backed goblin. Brianna Wu may not win Massachusetts' 8th or whatever district he's running for, but he can win a spot on the Mad at the Internet Halloween stream.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Nikes_JustDoIt, Hans, Flexo and 7 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back