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Evidence/Theories/Indisputable Proof:
1. He was put into a dark room as a child by his "baby-sitter". I've seen The Omen. How do we know she wasn't performing satanic rituals on him against his knowledge?
B. Bob was going to call Chris 'Christian' at birth, but chickened out to try and escape the fate satan had placed upon him. You see, "Christian" is an anagram of "Anichrist", which is very close to the word "antichrist" except for one little letter: "t", the crucifix. Without the crucifix he is Satan's puppet.
B2. Chris would later be given the destined name 'Christian' by an "animatronic bear". I've played Five Nights at Freddy's. How do we know he wasn't performing satanic rituals on him against his knowledge?
5. Time and time again, Chris' life has foreshadowed the moral degradation of society, from betraying his good Christian teachings and deciding he's queer for attention to making Let's Plays to liking My Little Pony, Chris has been at the heart of it all. Is societal acceptance of incestuous rape just around the corner? could be. could be.
5. he claims to be the messiah, something the antichrist would claim to try and trick the common people. you almost got away with it too Chris. you almost had everyone fooled, but now I have ripped off your mask and shown you for what you really are.
Thank you for reading. I hope this message finds you well and have a safe and pleasant day.
1. He was put into a dark room as a child by his "baby-sitter". I've seen The Omen. How do we know she wasn't performing satanic rituals on him against his knowledge?
B. Bob was going to call Chris 'Christian' at birth, but chickened out to try and escape the fate satan had placed upon him. You see, "Christian" is an anagram of "Anichrist", which is very close to the word "antichrist" except for one little letter: "t", the crucifix. Without the crucifix he is Satan's puppet.
B2. Chris would later be given the destined name 'Christian' by an "animatronic bear". I've played Five Nights at Freddy's. How do we know he wasn't performing satanic rituals on him against his knowledge?
5. Time and time again, Chris' life has foreshadowed the moral degradation of society, from betraying his good Christian teachings and deciding he's queer for attention to making Let's Plays to liking My Little Pony, Chris has been at the heart of it all. Is societal acceptance of incestuous rape just around the corner? could be. could be.
5. he claims to be the messiah, something the antichrist would claim to try and trick the common people. you almost got away with it too Chris. you almost had everyone fooled, but now I have ripped off your mask and shown you for what you really are.
Thank you for reading. I hope this message finds you well and have a safe and pleasant day.
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