Ralph's Height

Are you taller than Ralph?

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    Votes: 9 2.5%
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Monkey Type-I.N.G said:
Maybe it's a total cope on my part, but I think Ralph's wigger pride and desperation for notoriety will send him to the ring despite the odds and we'll get some khantent.
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Never. It will not happen. Ralph's wigger pride is overshadowed by his bitch-made core. He's had chances to fight in the past, didn't happen, he blogged about it instead. He will come up with whatever excuse necessary, my indian tennis money is on "they would not pay me enough, the ralphamale will not fight for less than six figures ya understand? i'm not a faggot loser like warski".

It's also exactly his wigger pride that will bother him to his faggot center about taking a beating on camera for his corner of the internet to see, he cried like a bitch over gunt jokes after knoxville. He knows what will happen if he gets beat badly live on the internet. There's not enough markers mark or xanax on this earth to sand out the last few wrinkles in his brain to get rid of that memory and block out the memes.

Gunt will never willingly step into a ring unless it was maybe against hotwheels. A man who's first words after taking a punch is "ARREST HIM!" does not have the testicular fortitude to back up his words. Ralph is a faggot, a faggot who talks shit on the internet but is a scared bitch in real life. I wish I could find that clip of him telling his female companion to be quiet because he was scared of men in real life, I don't feel like digging through the board to find it. Though it's a perfect example of how much of a bitch ethan ralph is in real life. This nigger wouldn't even come out of his house to speak to Jesse. Imagine being afraid of that faggot that instead of coming out of your home to call him a faggot and beat his ass you instead peak out of your window like a scared housewife and then cry on the bird app. Embarrassing.
 
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There's light at the end said:
Due recent events we might know his real height and weight. IF he doesn't pull donga
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He wont fight, he's basically a woman and absolutely terrified of actual physical confrontation.

Every time he gets on a fight he goes in assuming its going to be a session of nipple rubbing until it turns out the other guy is actually a man and clocks him.
 
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Telemeter said:
He wont fight, he's basically a woman and absolutely terrified of actual physical confrontation.

Every time he gets on a fight he goes in assuming its going to be a session of nipple rubbing until it turns out the other guy is actually a man and clocks him.
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He could actually try due to his desperation for notoriety, but in the end is unlikely he passes a physical.
We will see if he actually wanted or not depending on the level of hollering after he fails the physical
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
The nigger wouldn’t eat a bug for fear of the internet making fun of him, you think he’d allow himself to get his ass kicked by one of his sworn enemies on camera?
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There is a chance that Andy will freeze and Ralph will be able to bum rush him and take him to the ground and win from there.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Never. It will not happen. Ralph's wigger pride is overshadowed by his bitch-made core. He's had chances to fight in the past, didn't happen, he blogged about it instead. He will come up with whatever excuse necessary, my indian tennis money is on "they would not pay me enough, the ralphamale will not fight for less than six figures ya understand? i'm not a faggot loser like warski".

It's also exactly his wigger pride that will bother him to his faggot center about taking a beating on camera for his corner of the internet to see, he cried like a bitch over gunt jokes after knoxville. He knows what will happen if he gets beat badly live on the internet. There's not enough markers mark or xanax on this earth to sand out the last few wrinkles in his brain to get rid of that memory and block out the memes.

Gunt will never willingly step into a ring unless it was maybe against hotwheels. A man who's first words after taking a punch is "ARREST HIM!" does not have the testicular fortitude to back up his words. Ralph is a faggot, a faggot who talks shit on the internet but is a scared bitch in real life. I wish I could find that clip of him telling his female companion to be quiet because he was scared of men in real life, I don't feel like digging through the board to find it. Though it's a perfect example of how much of a bitch ethan ralph is in real life. This nigger wouldn't even come out of his house to speak to Jesse. Imagine being afraid of that faggot that instead of coming out of your home to call him a faggot and beat his ass you instead peak out of your window like a scared housewife and then cry on the bird app. Embarrassing.
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Who would have thought that this guy, a man confirmed defending his gf/wife's onlyfans and taking her last name, has more testicular fortitude than Ethan "fuck around and find out" Ralph?
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Yes, he took a beating like Ethan Ralph did by that Portugueses prostitute, but said he said he would do it and did.
 
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Slimy Time said:
Who would have thought that this guy, a man confirmed defending his gf/wife's onlyfans and taking her last name, has more testicular fortitude than Ethan "fuck around and find out" Ralph?
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Yes, he took a beating like Ethan Ralph did by that Portugueses prostitute, but said he said he would do it and did.
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anisa could beat ralph, I honestly believe that.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
anisa could beat ralph, I honestly believe that.
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Ralph talking about how super chad he is while looking for any excuse to duck a fight, meanwhile, the open cuckold who is a living soy jack takes on the challenge. I wonder if anyone is going to point this out to Ralph. Maybe he will start another feud.
 
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TheAntiE-CelebLeague00 said:
Ralph is realistically between 5'4'' to about 5'8'', at the greatest. Gator said he was 5'7'' and Ralph was taller. Gator most likely lied about his height (he is probably a few inches shorter) and Ralph wears the big shoes adding to his height. So 5'5'' is probably a good estimate. He is not over 5'8'', and 5'7'' might be being too generous.
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Ralph is shorter then Jesse Lee Peterson who's 5'7" to 5'8". Warski is like 5'8" and Ralph is shorter. I would say 5'4"-5'6" is realistic. But he gets mad when you call him 5'1" so he's fucking 4'9" to me.
 
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All very good observations

I think the 5'4 to 5'5 range barefoot is accurate. When he's out and knows he'll be on camera he's wearing the timberland style boots which add around 2" to your height
 
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