Jin / Jin1515 / Matt Beard / RetroYote - Babyfur Cheating on his Wife Twilight Sparkle

[ActualKiwi]

I thought Twilight talked him out of it. Given Taxman, I could see him hurting someone as long as they were smaller and he had the element of surprise.

When your imaginary friend has to talk you out of murdering someone, you probably should be wearing this years haute fashion item- the long sleeved white smock with all those shiny buckles.

 

[AnOminous]

I thought Twilight talked him out of it. Given Taxman, I could see him hurting someone as long as they were smaller and he had the element of surprise.

Presumably he has at least some minimal required combat training for whatever his MOS was.

 

[AG 856]

When your imaginary friend has to talk you out of murdering someone, you probably should be wearing this years haute fashion item- the long sleeved white smock with all those shiny buckles.

It would be easy to stop Jin from killing you anyway, get the Twlight plushie, hold a knife to its neck and threaten to cut it in half if he doesn't back off. In fact if terror organizations need some money then they don't even have to break the law anymore, just steal his plush toy and hold Twilight hostage with a ransom of $7k.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Some DA journal stuff.


On a lighter note

Spoiler

After all that serious business of the last few days we think everyone could use something a little lighter to relax a bit. Soooo... here's a short video of Twi dancing to an 8 bit remix of the Inspector Gadget theme song! Enjoy! ^_^

Los Pegasus, Jin's NSFW forum


Room Tour

Spoiler

A couple online friends mentioned earlier this week that they'd really like to see what Twi and I's room in the two bedroom apartment that we share with our roommate looked like, so I went ahead and took some pictures. We've decided to share them here too since Twi and I thought that some of our followers might be equally curious to take a peek inside our humble abode (WARNING: A few pictures may contain some potentially NSFW items): imgur.com/a/OUxhd

Enjoy!

Little Master of Destruction

Spoiler

Just a fun and slightly silly journal update to mention that after several weeks of effort, Twilers finally beat all three chapters in Final Doom for the PlayStation on Ultra Violence difficulty; including the absurdly difficult Master Levels. She was so pleased with her accomplishment that I just had to snap a picture!

While watching her play, I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty, and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."

That's my girl.

Tis the season... for presents!

Spoiler

There's a lot of things to commend Christmas: The time you spend with friends and loved ones, the eggnog, the music, and all that good stuff. But lets face it, we all know what everyone's favorite part of the holiday season is!

With that in mind, we thought you might like to see what Twi got for Christmas/Hearth's Warming this year and ask you what gifts you received this holiday season. So, without further ado...

This year Twilers got a New 3DS XL with an IPS upper screen, a Legend of Zelda themed carrying pouch for it (faux leather of course, since she's totally creeped out by the real stuff) with some Zelda themed styluses and cleaning cloth, The Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass, Puzzle Quest, and the last two amiibo figures she had been wanting for her collection. She was pretty thrilled with it all, but in order for you to understand exactly why she was so pleased I think I'm going to have to tell you a little backstory.

Last summer, before I got on permanent disability for some stomach and thyroid problems I have, we were really struggling for cash to pay the bills. I had been unemployed for a long time and ended up deciding to sell some of my video game systems and games to make ends meet. At that time I did own a New 3DS XL but had pretty much stopped using it due to carpal tunnel in my left hand making it impossible for me to hold for more than a few minutes at a time. It was just too big and heavy for the muscles in my left wrist to deal with, so it had pretty much became Twi's system. There were a lot of "touchscreen only" controlled games like Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney that Twi could play with the aid of a stylus-holding hoof strap, and she loved training her amiibos in Super Smash Bros. The system's buttons were too small for her to press with her hooves, but there were still a ton (a couple dozen at least) of really good DS games that were controlled using only the touchscreen which she could play on it. When I started unloading games and systems to pay the bills I had no intention of ever selling the New 3DS XL or any of our games for it, since it had become a system that Twi really loved, but she insisted that I sell it because she wanted to find a way to pitch in and help out with our financial situation too. I really (really) didn't want to, because I knew how much she enjoyed playing it, and the whole situation actually became one of the only times in our relationship I can ever remember us arguing about anything. In the end I acquiesced to her request and sold the 3DS and the games we had for it, but man was it ever heartbreaking to do. She took that system everywhere with her and played it nearly every day, so this Christmas—now that our financial situation is all better—I decided it was time to buy her another system of her very own.

To go along with it I got her Puzzle Quest, the game that she was right in the middle of playing when she ended up having me sell her last system for her, and the Zelda game and carrying case because she's a huge Zelda fan. To date she's played the original Legend of Zelda, Link to the Past, Oracle of Ages & Oracle of Seasons, and Ocarina of Time (the Game Boy titles were played on our GameCube's Game Boy Player using her GameCube arcade stick) and adores them all, so a new touchscreen controlled Zelda game and Zelda accessories were a pretty obvious choice for her. The Pac-Man and Mario amiibos were the last two she had been wanting for her collection, to go alongside Kirby, Sonic, and Toon Link as her favorite video game characters. Ever since we got that arcade machine for our 2 year wedding anniversary she has been playing tons of Pac-Man, and after playing through the original Super Mario Bros. on the NES she seriously wanted a Mario amiibo for her collection and thought the one with him holding a fireball looked the prettiest.


So, there you have it! That's our Christmas story for this year! Twilers now has her very own New 3DS XL, which means that I really need to start saving up for a regular sized New 3DS for myself lol Her system is still way too big and heavy for me to use, but I'm hoping at some point I can save up for one of the smaller/lighter regular sized ones so we can do a little hand/hoof-held gaming together. In the meantime, I think The Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass and Puzzle Quest should keep her busy for a good long while.

How about you guys and gals? We'd love to hear what you got for the holidays this year!

Seriously -- "Twilers"?? It's bad enough when people give their flesh-and-blood partners silly nicknames...

 

[Count groudon]

Every time I hear something new about him, I get the sudden urge to call the police. He's not breaking any real laws but it still just gives off bad vibes.

And my thoughts and prayers go out to Jin's poor roomate. Living in a tiny apartment can be crappy enough, but sharing it with a pony obsessed lunatic who spends every waking hour doing unspeakable things to a plush sounds like hell.

 

[ChameleonBody]

Jin:
"While watching her play, I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty, and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.""

Autism time: He's quoting Krishna and incorrectly identifying him as Vishnu*. Also since he refers to Arjuna simply as "the Prince," methinks he heard this on an anime or cursory Wikipedia glance rather than reading the text. But we all knew that the minute he applied it to a horse fuckdoll.

*The Gita would argue that Vishnu is a manifestation of Krishna, but the speaker is identified primarily as Krishna in that passage in no uncertain terms.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Well this part of the room tour...umm..yeah. Nylon rope, collars, floggers, ribbons, a fleshlight, various dildos/anal toys, condoms..wow..

Spoiler

 

[wheat pasta]

So, let me get this straight. He bought a 3DS, complete with fancy carrying case and games, for the stuffed fuckhorse? If his carpal tunnel claims are true and he can't enjoy gaming, then that's our only other possibility. How does that potentially work (at least, in his ailing mind) anyway?

 

[AnOminous]

So, let me get this straight. He bought a 3DS, complete with fancy carrying case and games, for the stuffed fuckhorse? If his carpal tunnel claims are true and he can't enjoy gaming, then that's our only other possibility. How does that potentially work (at least, in his ailing mind) anyway?

I don't get it. He should probably save the money wasted in this stupidity and just get his pony waifu a better plush vessel.

 

[Savryc]

Some DA journal stuff.


On a lighter note

Spoiler

After all that serious business of the last few days we think everyone could use something a little lighter to relax a bit. Soooo... here's a short video of Twi dancing to an 8 bit remix of the Inspector Gadget theme song! Enjoy! ^_^

Los Pegasus, Jin's NSFW forum


Room Tour

Spoiler

A couple online friends mentioned earlier this week that they'd really like to see what Twi and I's room in the two bedroom apartment that we share with our roommate looked like, so I went ahead and took some pictures. We've decided to share them here too since Twi and I thought that some of our followers might be equally curious to take a peek inside our humble abode (WARNING: A few pictures may contain some potentially NSFW items): imgur.com/a/OUxhd

Enjoy!

Little Master of Destruction

Spoiler

Just a fun and slightly silly journal update to mention that after several weeks of effort, Twilers finally beat all three chapters in Final Doom for the PlayStation on Ultra Violence difficulty; including the absurdly difficult Master Levels. She was so pleased with her accomplishment that I just had to snap a picture!

While watching her play, I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty, and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."

That's my girl.

Tis the season... for presents!

Spoiler

There's a lot of things to commend Christmas: The time you spend with friends and loved ones, the eggnog, the music, and all that good stuff. But lets face it, we all know what everyone's favorite part of the holiday season is!

With that in mind, we thought you might like to see what Twi got for Christmas/Hearth's Warming this year and ask you what gifts you received this holiday season. So, without further ado...

This year Twilers got a New 3DS XL with an IPS upper screen, a Legend of Zelda themed carrying pouch for it (faux leather of course, since she's totally creeped out by the real stuff) with some Zelda themed styluses and cleaning cloth, The Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass, Puzzle Quest, and the last two amiibo figures she had been wanting for her collection. She was pretty thrilled with it all, but in order for you to understand exactly why she was so pleased I think I'm going to have to tell you a little backstory.

Last summer, before I got on permanent disability for some stomach and thyroid problems I have, we were really struggling for cash to pay the bills. I had been unemployed for a long time and ended up deciding to sell some of my video game systems and games to make ends meet. At that time I did own a New 3DS XL but had pretty much stopped using it due to carpal tunnel in my left hand making it impossible for me to hold for more than a few minutes at a time. It was just too big and heavy for the muscles in my left wrist to deal with, so it had pretty much became Twi's system. There were a lot of "touchscreen only" controlled games like Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney that Twi could play with the aid of a stylus-holding hoof strap, and she loved training her amiibos in Super Smash Bros. The system's buttons were too small for her to press with her hooves, but there were still a ton (a couple dozen at least) of really good DS games that were controlled using only the touchscreen which she could play on it. When I started unloading games and systems to pay the bills I had no intention of ever selling the New 3DS XL or any of our games for it, since it had become a system that Twi really loved, but she insisted that I sell it because she wanted to find a way to pitch in and help out with our financial situation too. I really (really) didn't want to, because I knew how much she enjoyed playing it, and the whole situation actually became one of the only times in our relationship I can ever remember us arguing about anything. In the end I acquiesced to her request and sold the 3DS and the games we had for it, but man was it ever heartbreaking to do. She took that system everywhere with her and played it nearly every day, so this Christmas—now that our financial situation is all better—I decided it was time to buy her another system of her very own.

To go along with it I got her Puzzle Quest, the game that she was right in the middle of playing when she ended up having me sell her last system for her, and the Zelda game and carrying case because she's a huge Zelda fan. To date she's played the original Legend of Zelda, Link to the Past, Oracle of Ages & Oracle of Seasons, and Ocarina of Time (the Game Boy titles were played on our GameCube's Game Boy Player using her GameCube arcade stick) and adores them all, so a new touchscreen controlled Zelda game and Zelda accessories were a pretty obvious choice for her. The Pac-Man and Mario amiibos were the last two she had been wanting for her collection, to go alongside Kirby, Sonic, and Toon Link as her favorite video game characters. Ever since we got that arcade machine for our 2 year wedding anniversary she has been playing tons of Pac-Man, and after playing through the original Super Mario Bros. on the NES she seriously wanted a Mario amiibo for her collection and thought the one with him holding a fireball looked the prettiest.


So, there you have it! That's our Christmas story for this year! Twilers now has her very own New 3DS XL, which means that I really need to start saving up for a regular sized New 3DS for myself lol Her system is still way too big and heavy for me to use, but I'm hoping at some point I can save up for one of the smaller/lighter regular sized ones so we can do a little hand/hoof-held gaming together. In the meantime, I think The Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass and Puzzle Quest should keep her busy for a good long while.

How about you guys and gals? We'd love to hear what you got for the holidays this year!

Seriously -- "Twilers"?? It's bad enough when people give their flesh-and-blood partners silly nicknames...

God that Christmas present one. Its eyes. Look at its eyes. Like they're burning into my soul. I didn't do anything wrong! Make it stop! It needs a stake through the heart before it preys on the populace.

No Jin, your cock isn't a stake!

Edit: Also £20 says he set the Doom picture up so he could use the Oppenheimer quote. Fucker still butchered it.

Well this part of the room tour...umm..yeah. Nylon rope, collars, floggers, ribbons, a fleshlight, various dildos/anal toys, condoms..wow..

Spoiler

Looks like a fun night at home. Shame it's wasted on the plush fucker.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Every time I hear something new about him, I get the sudden urge to call the police. He's not breaking any real laws but it still just gives off bad vibes.

And my thoughts and prayers go out to Jin's poor roomate. Living in a tiny apartment can be crappy enough, but sharing it with a pony obsessed lunatic who spends every waking hour doing unspeakable things to a plush sounds like hell.

Imagine the tell-all book he could sell after a fully-postal Jin is finally taken down in the final cop shootout!

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Some DA journal stuff.


On a lighter note

Spoiler

After all that serious business of the last few days we think everyone could use something a little lighter to relax a bit. Soooo... here's a short video of Twi dancing to an 8 bit remix of the Inspector Gadget theme song! Enjoy! ^_^

He actually filmed himself moving the plush to a crappy version of the Inspector Gadget theme.

Is this supposed to be charming or should I feel the need to call the authorities?

Edit: And this kinda grossed me out. How the fuck do you sleep on a pillow that seemingly has never been washed?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I'll admit I feel kinda happy about him having a roommate. That way, there is a fleeting chance of the cops and/or paramedics getting involved when he finally goes postal before any substantial damage to innocent bystanders is caused.

 

[ActualKiwi]

I'll admit I feel kinda happy about him having a roommate. That way, there is a fleeting chance of the cops and/or paramedics getting involved when he finally goes postal before any substantial damage to innocent bystanders is caused.

Downside is, that's someone he'll be able to murder without even leaving the house..

 

[Curt Sibling]

What will trigger the apocalyptic meltdown, I wonder? Perhaps all his, ahem..."used" plushies get lost at the laundromat?

 

[Count groudon]

My money is on him losing the plush somehow and eventually seeing a child playing with a similar plush causing him to think they stole her and trying to attack them.

 

[Bugaboo]

He actually filmed himself moving the plush to a crappy version of the Inspector Gadget theme.

Is this supposed to be charming or should I feel the need to call the authorities?

Edit: And this kinda grossed me out. How the fuck do you sleep on a pillow that seemingly has never been washed?

How many months/years do you have to sleep on a pillow (with greasy hair and a oily face I presume) to make it fucking brown

 

[ActualKiwi]

How many months/years do you have to sleep on a pillow (with greasy hair and a oily face I presume) to make it fucking brown

Given the markings on it...I don't think he's just been using it as a pillow.. That may be what he puts under Twilight when he fucks her plushiness

 

[Male Idiot]

How many months/years do you have to sleep on a pillow (with greasy hair and a oily face I presume) to make it fucking brown

At least 2-3 years. *

* Based on at the rate of dogs making their pillows dirty. I got dogs and their pillows don't get this dirty, we wash them every 3 months or so.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

How many months/years do you have to sleep on a pillow (with greasy hair and a oily face I presume) to make it fucking brown

Without washing it I would add. Maybe he's afraid of losing Twilight's "essence" from the pillow but I think he's just a lazy fuck who doesn't understand the finer points of proper hygiene and doing laundry.