Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Winter]

Someone came on stream to ask Lucas why he would call someone a pedophile with no evidence:
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Gotta love BloodNDonutz in the chat being an AGP creep like always lmao. Lucas is a fucking coward

 

[KokoroKoroki]

Someone came on stream to ask Lucas why he would call someone a pedophile with no evidence:
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Lol what a faggot, if you feel nothing calling someone one of the worst things you could possibly be without evidence then you pretty much are deranged.

Definitely still coping over the fact there's more evidence of him being a groomer than any of the "chuds" he's been calling out.

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

I've read the majority of this thread and I can't say I understand the "funny fish" shit at all.
What the fuck is funny fish?

 

[Sprate Header]

I've read the majority of this thread and I can't say I understand the "funny fish" shit at all.
What the fuck is funny fish?

Unfunny

 

[Jack Awful]

Someone came on stream to ask Lucas why he would call someone a pedophile with no evidence:
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Keffals the pedophile is so bad at deflection that he doesn't even have an excuse for why he defamed an innocent man by calling him a pedophile.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Someone came on stream to ask Lucas why he would call someone a pedophile with no evidence:
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The “suck deez nuts” is just peak AGP shit after Lucas struggles to have basic cognitive function. You know he also just took that from Hunter saying in chat that Lucas should tell him to suck his dick.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Someone came on stream to ask Lucas why he would call someone a pedophile with no evidence:
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If this fag keeps up with his dilation as much as his voice training, his colon has to be protruding out of his crotch by now. Fucking gross.

 

[Dickens Cider]

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[Sammich]

I've said it before, and i'll say it again; you motherfuckers terrify me sometimes. Love the commitment to scroll through 11 thousand tweets just at the chance you are gonna find the couple you need.

 

[Reaper King]

Someone came on stream to ask Lucas why he would call someone a pedophile with no evidence:
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The dead silence getting caught in the logic and stuttering a "suck deez nuts tee hee" is absolutely astounding. Getting caught red handed and throwing out a second grade insult is the most childish thing I've ever seen. Maybe that's why he's grooming minors

 

[Beeg Snake]

Someone came on stream to ask Lucas why he would call someone a pedophile with no evidence:
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He lasted 40 seconds. No wonder he won't try and debate anyone or come in here. He would fucking crumble from the pressure of his own actions being used against him. Gives me hope he will eventually do something so fucking stupid that he loses his social media presence and be relegated to someone we laugh at when we look back upon him.

 

[Mister Uno]

but who eats pizza with a fork?

There is nothing wrong with eating pizza with a fork.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

I've said it before, and i'll say it again; you motherfuckers terrify me sometimes. Love the commitment to scroll through 11 thousand tweets just at the chance you are gonna find the couple you need.

I was going to disagree and say I just search on Twitter, but then I remembered how I went thru entire Reddit and Instagram accounts.

 

[Reaper King]

I'm going back at this fucking stream again now that I've got the free time, and I've got my good pal booze here to help me while I contemplate suicide listening to this troon be so boringly uninteresting. Still can't clip videos, so I'll apologize in advance for that, I'm still looking into that shit. I'll also keep updates in the spoiler tag, as to not make the page ass-long. Here goes.

Spoiler: Stream notes

Come in to the middle of that fucking "funny fish" video. Troons sperging out.

Lucas returns, stares vacantly at the monitor reading chat and having little to no interactions. Mentioned going to a spa as his "vacation". "If you stop posting on twitter for two days, people forget you exist. They stop being mad at you, 10/10 strategy." How well did that work out for you? 7 of your mods doxed in a day? Good strat, Lucas, keep it up. Lucas talking about how his vacation was late cause his retarded partner didn't have his wallet. Talked about coming back early "cause I could." Was it that or the numerous doxes to your mods? Betting on the latter. He seems to be flabbergasted at the fact that vaccinated people aren't wearing masks. His mashed potato brain can't comprehend it.

Lucas talks about US politics a bit, talking about how he notice Biden isn't famous and called Trump a powerhouse. His takes are as retarded as he is, this leaf should stuck with Canadian politics. "Sorry, I'm looking at different things and I'm confused as fuck." Willing to bet anything Lucas is either reading this thread or his mods are that are feeding him this shit. Anyone know who this twinkbride sped is? Isn't it the person who dropped Lucas' dms? Lucas just confirmed it, another tenant in the rent-free space of Lucas. He's now sperging out more about the twinkbride guy by pretending to not understand how grifting works. "I don't understand how tech shit works." I don't think you understand how anything works. This being mentioned since someone mentioned that his mic is acting iffy, but I haven't heard a difference. Gave fagboy collector an "artist" role on twitch, chat acting like it's a fucking crowning moment.

One drink down, brought out another as a refresher. Lucas talking about getting back into online activism, comments about how he thinks it's ridiculous that people hate him. Grow a spine, fag. "I really hate that e-begging has turned into mutual aid" Lucas going on a spergfest about how he hates people e-begging, not realizing he's done the same fucking thing before. Hypocrisy levels are through the fucking roof. "Q was doing investigative work on someone who wanted to hack my account and used it to grift for money." Mentioned the Buffalo shooting again since his mod BloodNDonutz mentioned it. He's out of topics and it shows. In the time it took me to buy something on Amazon, Lucas talked about fucking nothing, just downloading a game and a lot of dead are while talking to chat. Lucas timed someone out for asking a question, "I don't want any of this shit, I can't take it." Copes about not watching the Transel Culture video, which is odd since he was just about to watch that when I left. Feels like I'm updating the post too frequently, so I'll try to space it out. He's sperging out about the guy he brought on the stream that bodied him with logic and his own shit against him. "I am open for discussion, he is not." COPE COPE COPE COPE.

"From now own, I'm not letting any of those people on my stream because they're manipulative liars." Rules for thee, not for me. I want to take this detour to mention just how bad he is at interacting and not being so painfully boring. Spergs out about whatever "baldgate" was and can't comprehend why people genuinely don't like him, he can't take criticism well and it shows. More sperging about twinkbride because rent free. Lucas really can't fucking move on. Lucas crying about the thumbnail President Sunday used in the video he just uploaded. Reading comments and crying about the mean things the vewwy bad people say about him, it hurts his wittle fee-fees. Grow a fucking spine, you invited this shit with your shitty behavior. Accept it. Lucas admits to knowing about his "hate base" and refuses to watch the previously mentioned video. Doesn't like when his words are used against him, tells people that the video uploader is unhinged. Continues to seethe about the guy just to play victim? Unreal.

Oh boy, it's the video game segment of the stream, can't wait to see how bad this shit show is going to be. Scratch that, it seems to be one of those chat interaction based games, so he doesn't have to input any gameplay. It took him 5 minutes to figure out the audio issue, fuck sake. He fucking creamed his pants about killing a fictional 8 year old girl in this trolly game. Get fucked kid, that's what you get for being cis! He was given a choice to give a heart to an old man or drunk driver. He gave it to the drunk driver, saying "Oh well what if the old man was racist, huh?" He's also looking down on either his phone or other monitor a lot, he claims he was tweeting, but I have a feeling either he's checking up on this thread or his mods are. No way he's looking at his phone this much just for a singular tweet.

Spoiler: Stream notes, finale.

2 drinks in. Made another spoiler tag since the other one is getting a bit long. He's still playing the trolley game, nothing of note. He's really fucking boring. Lowered his audio so it's not the only thing I hear, but have his stream open in another smaller window. Got called a commie, he didn't like that. He's going off to end stream, got donated and started the hype train thing. Mentioned Stardust streaming, called her angry. Pot Kettle ect. ect. He wants to go another 5 minutes just to grift subs and bits from people. I'll finally get to be free soon. I can escape this hell I set myself into. "I'll never apologize, I did nothing wrong." More dead air and bland chat interaction as he tries to bring up any topic he can. Mentions that someone tweeted about him, got compared to desTINY. Seethe posted a response to him on twitter . Seethes about it for a few minutes since he terminally lives online, bitches about people clout chasing and "only wanting to dunk on him" while pretending he doesn't do the exact same fucking thing. "I fucking hate these vultures" he says as he looks into his webcam, sighing. This is the longest 5 minutes of my life. Might be because it's been 10. Cries and seethes about not getting respect, golly gee willikers Lucas, I wonder why. "They expect me to take criticism, but they're not criticizing me." He's blocking the guy who tweeted at him, well would you look at that! So much more seething and coping about the ratio thing he's always so proud of, "I don't want to be here anymore, I'm so sick of this." He's giving up. The pressure got to him. I can see another grifted vacation in his future. He's ending stream by raiding another troon, he ended in silence. Finally. I'm free.

And that's the recap of the hell I went through. First time doing this, hope I did an ok-ish job of highlighting the good bits. Might do this again in the future, but alcohol is heavily encouraged.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Going from a normal boy to trooning out solely as a way to be disobedient to his family

Lol dude sterilized himself because he hates his parents

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I've read the majority of this thread and I can't say I understand the "funny fish" shit at all.
What the fuck is funny fish?

The smell?

 

[FIetchling]

Came back to this thread after a while to find out that Wynn troon got doxxed, and that Lucas was using the situation for clout unsurprisingly

Like I said before, CHUDS WILL NEVER STOP WINNING

 

[boongus]

I'd give a long winded explanation about how Anthony Fantano is a faggot but I think NXP says it better than I ever could:

Spoiler: Anthony fagtano

 

[Dickens Cider]

I wanted to throw in this- as long as the dox of Wynn is left at educational levels I see no moral issue there. The kid got used for clout and from what was seen in the caps that was it. Perhaps he reads this later and emerges wiser ( LMAO!) but also I think those caps serve as a warning to anyone else thinking ol lucas there gives a shit. He doesn’t. He will never be able to provide receipts for sending charity to anyone ( prove me wrong Lucas- own me faggot cause IRL I would cunt punt you just to watch that amhole fall apart). Keep holding up your participation medals in life. Colbert may have raised less than you but we can at least know his money went to it’s intended cause and further- he made money with actual talent- not totally on the back of someone else. So he totally ratios you in the long run ya pathetic cunt. This time next year he can and will raise more money. You? You’ll be sucking dick for toonies.

 

[Merry]

Get fucked, Lucas. Your arrogance helped get a 16 year old doxed.

Effeminate autist goes on Internet, gets indoctrinated into political autism by weirdos, proceeds to cope even harder when that doesn't fix his life the first time, gets groomed!

Many such cases! Sad!

I wish he had a father who loved him