"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

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  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

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John Andrews Stan said:
I don’t even get why this knucklehead is trying to make “sweepy squad” happen. What’s it even mean? Anyone who doesn’t actively hate Jim is a janny?
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I don't know what's lamer, showing up and acting like a gigantic faggot and telling us stuff we knew already, or trying to force this lame-ass meme.
 
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So, I was browsing Fiverr, looking for people that created looping animations (don't want to give the reason for reasons of powerleveling), and I found this.

I'm not sure if I should credit the creator or not because I'm not sure that he knows the context of what he created here.

 
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TheAntiE-CelebLeague00 said:
Now here is the thing Jim wants hidden most of all. As Jim81Jim, James Augustine got mad at the internet over Kirk Cameron. Now the story is this Kirk Cameron guy is a creationist and in 2009 he gave college students edited copies of the Origin of Species (a book by Charles Darwin that lays the foundation for modern day evolution theory).

https://archive.ph/CsexD <- Article on the situation.

James was once a fedora tipping atheist. Mister Redditokur DEBUNKING all around the web. Now most of these videos were lost, but we have a artifact. A mere glimpse into a part of Jim tried to sweep off the internet (lolcow behavior).

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more than anything the overarching message of this jim video seems to be a faustian search for eternal truth, and if you ever heard about that story you'd know it ends with Faust going to heaven since his search for eternal truth leads him to god
 
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Salubrious said:
So, I was browsing Fiverr, looking for people that created looping animations (don't want to give the reason for reasons of powerleveling), and I found this.

I'm not sure if I should credit the creator or not because I'm not sure that he knows the context of what he created here.

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Salubrious said:
So, I was browsing Fiverr, looking for people that created looping animations (don't want to give the reason for reasons of powerleveling), and I found this.

I'm not sure if I should credit the creator or not because I'm not sure that he knows the context of what he created here.

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Perfectly captures Jim's depressing reality. Alone in a room at 40 watching anime, surrounded by children's toys and posters.
 
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3322 said:
Perfectly captures Jim's depressing reality. Alone in a room at 40 watching anime, surrounded by children's toys and posters.
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…in a house he owns with a beautiful wife.

The anime room is kinda dumb but I can't make too much fun of it because, cancer aside, he's still doing better at life than myself and probably most other people on this thread.
 
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Least Concern said:
…in a house he owns with a beautiful wife.

The anime room is kinda dumb but I can't make too much fun of it because, cancer aside, he's still doing better at life than myself and probably most other people on this thread.
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>beautiful wife
Did he get remarried? I thought he was still with Jade. The fact that the sweaty squad is unironically jealous of a 40 year old childless NEET who is dying of canceraids in a room full of sticky anime figurines is very sad. You should try to aim a little bit higher for yourself.
 
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3322 said:
>beautiful wife
Did he get remarried? I thought he was still with Jade.
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:story:

What's that newest Jim-ism? "Sour grapes?" Pretty sure we're seeing that here.

3322 said:
The fact that the sweaty squad is unironically jealous of a 40 year old childless NEET who is dying of canceraids in a room full of sticky anime figurines is very sad. You should try to aim a little bit higher for yourself.
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Keep seethin', dude. I'll worry about my aspirations (which do include being able to live a life of leisure and frivolity with a beautiful woman, as a matter of fact) and you can worry about yours.
 
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3322 said:
sweaty squad
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lmao the spicolas dickriders had to start using the parody name jim stans suggested because they knew that sweepy squad wasn't sticking.

Also yeah sure he may be married to a moon faced asian but beauty is subjective, I think Asian women are overrated, flat, and look mid af but it's pretty common for everyone to think they're the hottest women on earth. He still has a wife, can you say the same?
 
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3322 said:
>beautiful wife
Did he get remarried? I thought he was still with Jade. The fact that the sweaty squad is unironically jealous of a 40 year old childless NEET who is dying of canceraids in a room full of sticky anime figurines is very sad. You should try to aim a little bit higher for yourself.
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Her face is cute and her tits are huge. Plus we know she swallows so I'd say he married well enough.
 
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3322 said:
Perfectly captures Jim's depressing reality. Alone in a room at 40 watching anime, surrounded by children's toys and posters.
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Yes Mornings with the Manchild was quite literal. Jim is no different than Quarter pounder only difference is he has a army of beta dick suckers.
Least Concern said:
The anime room is kinda dumb but I can't make too much fun of it because, I am apart of the sweepy squad and literally cannot insult daddy Jim.
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Null said:
All it takes to cause people on this fucking website to sperg out for dozen of pages is to drop this one line in this thread:

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Null once again prove right about Jim and the Sweepy Squad. Jim will wax poetically about hugboxes, egos, and fanboys. But he keeps quite when the sweepy squad does it. Jim fanboys have no issue with hugboxes. No one outside of this thread thinks you guys are cool, you people are insane.
3322 said:
>beautiful wife
Did he get remarried? I thought he was still with Jade. The fact that the sweaty squad is unironically jealous of a 40 year old childless NEET who is dying of canceraids in a room full of sticky anime figurines is very sad. You should try to aim a little bit higher for yourself.
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Yes they are because they are all just versions of Jim without the money and a decade or more younger. Most are also significantly fatter.

Let us take a look at Jim's biggest fanatics.
-TheGatorGamer: Weeb who likes pedo anime, is a NEET who celebrates the birthdays of anime characters. At the age of 33 his only real "job" was being Ralph's sidekick. Said Jim calling him the "eldest fag" was the "nicest thing anyone said about him".
-Flamenco: Even more of pedo, is a faggot likes to gets pegged. Also a NEET and a weeb. Self proclaimed autist and former guntguard.
-Michael Alberto: An autistic weeb who is also a brony. He literally called Jim his hero. Also is a Fuentes and Jim cappo at the same time. Only the sweepy squad could be that sub-servant and have that much cognitive dissonance.

Now to his former.
-Ethan Ralph: Fat, retarded drunk who was a Jim ballwasher from 2015 to 2020. Also a 30+ year old NEET who lived with his mother and never had a real job.
-Byran Dunn: Jim's biggest fan for a long time. Closest homosexual.

So when we see Sweepy Squad cope know these people are just like the ones I named above 20-30 year old fat weeb NEETs. They are all like Gator, every man his own Shannon.

Also look up "Sweepy Squad" on youtube they are two videos both made before the Nick Fuentes drama. This term was coined by PPP, Godwinson, and alogs/farmers/cow/ people during the New Project 2 drama and its aftermath.

@3322 The OP is coming along nicely, I think you will enjoy it.
 
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