DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[SojiroSakura]

He won't get banned from youtube. But in the very VERY slim chance that he actually does, he will crawl back to twitch.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

In the afternoon on his day off dining in an expensive restaurant with his horse using Jax Raxor's car loan money, DSP is searching for the next fighting game he can complains about lags and garbage netcode

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Would anyone here actually miss DSP if he got banned from YouTube?

I already miss DSP. He's been replaced by the most boring streamer on earth.

 

[Croppered]

In the afternoon on his day off dining in an expensive restaurant with his horse using Jax Raxor's car loan money, DSP is searching for the next fighting game he can complains about lags and garbage netcode

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Industry insider DSP never fails to make me laugh. I like how he’s writing this like he’s some Sherlock Holmes breaking the scoops.

 

[UaineRunei]

In the afternoon on his day off dining in an expensive restaurant with his horse using Jax Raxor's car loan money, DSP is searching for the next fighting game he can complains about lags and garbage netcode

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Yes, Phil. Pretty exciting, considering that you're going to rage quit any new fighting game regardless, because you refuse to adapt to... Well, anything really.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

He presumably sticks the exhaust vent through his office window (which is correct). However, the issue is that he leaves his fucking office door open in some retarded attempt to cool down his entire house, no fucking way those shitty floor units are rated to cover that much area (even with three of them). So basically, the space he's attempting to cool will immediately become reheated with the air from the rest of the house.

Well good news then, since Khet got fired from her job is experiencing a lot of changes in her job schedule and it's not your place to know about them, Phil needs to keep his office door closed because otherwise his shouting carries through the entire house and annoys her. So with the door closed and thus properly cooled by the AC, we will surely not have daily complaints about his office being super hot this year.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Would anyone here actually miss DSP if he got banned from YouTube life?

no

 

[Kosher Dill]

Would anyone here actually miss DSP if he got banned from YouTube?

Yes, it would be like losing my wife all over again. Things just wouldn't be the same at the Department of Public Works.

 

[Iron Father]

Okay then.

 

[Robust User]

And a sharpie costs like a buck. What's his point?

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

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Okay then.

motherfucker doesn't realize decals still exist.

 

[TJGamebox]

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Okay then.

i bought a shell for my ps2 so I could play burnt games. was the easiest to install. DSP is still a boomer

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

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Okay then.

This is just really dumb semantics, any tard can buy a custom sticker for their console and plaster it all over the outer shell if you want, you can still find some for consoles a few generations back and find some stickers to add decals that way.

Also you can easily buy some "plastic sides" from a third party seller if you so choose, even if the company doesn't officially produce them anymore, the most irrelevant shit he decides to point out is something that once again he doesn't really have the proper response to.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Okay then.

More like "OK, and................?"

And a sharpie costs like a buck. What's his point?

Weren't all the cool kids custom painting them not long ago?

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

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Okay then.

Usually he says Okay Then after he gets a really stupid fuckin tip or superchat sperging about something he does not care about and has nothing to say.

What this tells me he said something fucking stupid and that no one asked.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Why is he spending his day ahff on social media and not with his beautiful soulmate when he only gets one day off a week from back breaking couch sitting and button mashing? Why is he commenting on things instead of giving her the penne? Seems kinda sus, Philbert.

 

[Robust User]

Weren't all the cool kids custom painting them not long ago?

They still are in my opinion.

I am not against modding for aesthetics, but these mass-produced plug-in-play add-ons are for lazy consumers, perfect for someone like DSP, so I don't understand what he is complaining about.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

In the afternoon on his day off dining in an expensive restaurant with his horse using Jax Raxor's car loan money, DSP is searching for the next fighting game he can complains about lags and garbage netcode

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I mean aside from ScopsSydePhil here kinda missing the second tweet. Boon does this, he makes cryptic tweets all the time cause people will pick them apart to look for hidden meaning when 9 times out of 10 there is none. I don't blame the guy, he tweets something about a show he likes and "WhEn Is MeLeNa GoInG tO bE iN gAmE!". Does phil not know this? I mean I know he's slow but shit..

Besides it's pretty much confirmed MK12 is the next game...sorry scoops you're like a year late on this one and you kinda missed the multiverse reference which if I were a betting many that isn't referencing that dumb movie but the WarnerBrothers Smash game coming out. But hey at least he clarified who this unknown person is, Ted Swoon I think he name was...who ever he is I hope he has a wonderful career ahead of him and his little fighting game franchise.

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Okay then.

These tweets..

Is this fucker on another planet? Does he not know the difference between a decal and replacing the entire cover? How is it a strange concept that customizing your console was popular 2 generations ago so they kept it going and since a PS3 isn't a PS5 and a decal isn't an entire case they cost different things? Christ his head is going to explode when he learns about RGBs, case mods and a variety of cases PCs come in.

Imagine, wanting to bitch about something so much you don't care how much of a 62 iq retard you look doing so, he really did earn that blue check.

EDIT - I take part of that back, customizing a console goes back further than 2 generations ago, shit people customized NESes wouldn't be surprised if ataris and the like had custom cases, so I even more don't get the point of this unless it's just bitch to bitch so he can bitch about it arrogantly tomorrow with that stupid smirk and "tsss what ever" so he can shit on sony for some reason...

phil, did Abbey make you feel that much like you were with john's feet again in a hotel room that you have this much of a hate boner for sony?

 

[UaineRunei]

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Okay then.

Phil you charge $50 to wear glasses.

 

[KiwiFarmer97]

He won't get banned from youtube. But in the very VERY slim chance that he actually does, he will crawl back to twitch.

THIS. no matter what snort sais , he’s a hypocrite above all else. He will go back to twitch in this unlikely event