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Still jerking his micropenis over the fact he cheesed the game but conveniently forgets how he got stomped by Malenia. Oh how many times did you die Phil? Nearly 1.000? Must be a record
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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DSP is intrigued by a WHEELCHAIR, literally
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DSP got squashed by Malenia over 100 times, more than any other Souls boss, making her the queen of detractor video game characters. She didn't make him ragequit tho so she has to share her title with the king of detractor characters, Ludwig. If I recall he squashed Phil around 50 times which caused the ragequit and 30 more times in the redemption run.
Hmm not like batman ever did that and what the fuck is with the random capital word for no fucking reason.
Mister fake fan just like his fake wife and his fake little life
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Champion gundyr had 150-170 i think. I dont know, it was a fucking lot though
He has a few bosses out there that will repeatedly push his shit in and punish his style of grind, overlevel, throw yourself at the boss until rng gives you a good fight. And its not just souls games that make him do that either. A lot of his gameplay in other games usually exploits the same 3 things moves he has over and over
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gundyr only had 60-70, pontiff had like 54
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Imagine Khet going outside everyday (
), having time of her life and then BAM, it's his day off and she gotta stay inside and play Skyrim for his entertainment. Atleast she's haggled him down to watching other youtubers.Atleast his wheelchairs can't rise up. Man what is up with him today, starts off positively and then just gets saltier over time. Also four tweets, you can probably tell when he got up and when he finished a particular thing on his day ahf.
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It’s a videogame where one of the playable characters is someone who was literally resurrected through a magical pit… and his gripe is with another who went through physical rehab?
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Ah sorry I meant the death for the whole game. I know Malenia stomped him obver 100 times and then he made a break (aka guide reading) and won
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No worries, yeah Elden Ring was also the Soulslike where he had the most deaths by far even when you take into account how long he played it for. What's makes it even funnier is how much he bigged himself up for it, calling himself a "pro-like" Souls player and an Elden Ring veteran before he even beat the game once.
Another thing I noticed is that in the last few months he started weaving this narrative that he was DOMINATING Nioh, oneshotting bosses and WRECKING some bosses with the parry so hard he didn't even take a single hit! You know, the same game whose first DLC made him ragequit
"I ragequit, making me the dominating victor!"
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Reminder that the soy "Sooo" beginning of this tweet and several others was exactly how totally-not-DSP would start some sentences on totally-not-DSPs-Discord-account in WWE Champions guild servers.
Mr Clark
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Not surprised by Pontiff. Bit of a noob slayer. A lot of players couldnt beat him and dropped the game or summoned everyone
Felt like a lot more.
Not surprised by Pontiff. Bit of a noob slayer. A lot of players couldnt beat him and dropped the game or summoned everyone
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It would be more entertaining if he was demonitized. The rant would last for months.
His unboxings are worse.
DSP unboxing.. except he forgot that part
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I have never played halo in my life, I assume you melee to kill those guys? I mean I would at least try that after the 2nd or 3rd shot did nothing.
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He's more like a combination of Mister Magoo and Inspector Gadget.
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It's a whole paragraph of text, so I'm not surprised Phil wasn't able to take the time to read it. It says she was injured and put into a wheelchair, then when her dad died, that motivated her to train and get better. She was never paralyzed and willed herself not to be paralyzed. Heck, you could even take it as she was already in rehab but it was her dad dying that finally caused her to complete it. It's not exactly an uncommon trope, how many shows/movies/whatever involve a doctor saying "you may never walk again" only for said character to be walking by the end. In the comics, yeah, she was paralyzed (and even that didn't stick) but given the game is set in a world where Batman and apparently commissioner Gordon are dead, it's pretty clearly an alternate continuity.
My Uncle who works at WB games actually told me there's a midgame plot twist. It isn't her training that cures her. Commissioner Gorden actually sends her to Seattle after the attack, and the air makes it so she can walk again. One of her custom gadgets is a special headset, because living in Seattle also made her prone to ear infections.
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Hope she also decided to drink some cherry juice and have less red meat and shellfish as well, whilst she was stuck on that wheelchair for years on end it's highly possible she could have had a gout flare up, ohh poor poor Oracle.
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***** 1 YEAR *****
How did this work out for you Phail?
And to leave on a feel good note
How did this work out for you Phail?
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Wow I sure am jelly of dsp. On his day off he..
- played scoopsydephil dropping a big tweet that was wrong, old news, showed his asperger's makes him not understand context or tone and was just...nigga what person who would be interested in Injustice 3 or mk12 wouldn't know who ed boon is?
- gave a history lesson that was....wrong because he needed something to cry about on Twitter because a 40 year old mature adult is stuck in the console wars and care this much about something that means fuck all to him
- strokes his epeen about bosses in a game where any content creator playing it while he was till making his way through his first playthrough are doing no death, speed or challenge runs. He really should show us again how wind works cause you know being so good at the game and all. Also, forget Mal, how'd that rykard fight go, you know the fight that the game just pretty much gives you the win...yeah.
- Phil, the comic book fan in 2022 just learned about events that happened in the killing joke, also that Oracle is Barbra Gordon who is also bat girl which is unrealistic because no one in reality has ever learned to walk again through training or physical therapy.
So in a fantasy world where a mental patient billionaire with daddy issues fights along side a shape shifting Martian, a sun powered invulnerable alien except weakness to magic and his own planet, a space cop with a magic ring, a Greek goddess made of clay, a guy who can run so fast he can travel through time, a cyborg and a dude who can talk to fish in a reality that resets everytime sales dip. Barbra gordon walking again is unrealistic. He might minecraft irl when he finds out about redhood if batgirl annoys him this much.
Wow I mean, how can you not be jealous of a 40 year old mature adult who's so happy with his life on his day off he has to literally search for things to attempt to get some kind of twitter clout with by being mr contrarian to the point of purposely making him self look as retarded as possible so people pay attention to him.
I dunno about you but I'm punching the air so much it's become a calisthenics workout.
- played scoopsydephil dropping a big tweet that was wrong, old news, showed his asperger's makes him not understand context or tone and was just...nigga what person who would be interested in Injustice 3 or mk12 wouldn't know who ed boon is?
- gave a history lesson that was....wrong because he needed something to cry about on Twitter because a 40 year old mature adult is stuck in the console wars and care this much about something that means fuck all to him
- strokes his epeen about bosses in a game where any content creator playing it while he was till making his way through his first playthrough are doing no death, speed or challenge runs. He really should show us again how wind works cause you know being so good at the game and all. Also, forget Mal, how'd that rykard fight go, you know the fight that the game just pretty much gives you the win...yeah.
- Phil, the comic book fan in 2022 just learned about events that happened in the killing joke, also that Oracle is Barbra Gordon who is also bat girl which is unrealistic because no one in reality has ever learned to walk again through training or physical therapy.
So in a fantasy world where a mental patient billionaire with daddy issues fights along side a shape shifting Martian, a sun powered invulnerable alien except weakness to magic and his own planet, a space cop with a magic ring, a Greek goddess made of clay, a guy who can run so fast he can travel through time, a cyborg and a dude who can talk to fish in a reality that resets everytime sales dip. Barbra gordon walking again is unrealistic. He might minecraft irl when he finds out about redhood if batgirl annoys him this much.
Wow I mean, how can you not be jealous of a 40 year old mature adult who's so happy with his life on his day off he has to literally search for things to attempt to get some kind of twitter clout with by being mr contrarian to the point of purposely making him self look as retarded as possible so people pay attention to him.
I dunno about you but I'm punching the air so much it's become a calisthenics workout.
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Funny question: did Phil deactivate his Twitch account? I curiously searched for Darksydephil on Twitch and i didn't get a result. Is Twitch fucking up? Or did he "nuke" himself?
The only account I found was Darksydephil_is_based. Though Twitch might also have the Youtube search issue where you don't get what you enter.