🐱 Everyone Is Horny For ‘She-Hulk: Attorney At Law’

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The first trailer for Disney + television series She Hulk: Attorney At Law has dropped just in time to help you smash through hump day.

Tatiana Maslany will play Bruce Banner’s cousin as the titular She-Hulk in a new television series arriving August 17.

Maslany plays Jennifer Walters, who is endowed with her uncle’s signature big green smashy energy after a life-saving blood infusion. Hilarity will ensue as Maslany is forced to simultaneously navigate her dating life and day job as a federal prosecutor in her new Hulk form.

Jessica Gao has signed as principal writer and director of She-Hulk, and honestly what would we expect from the writer whose prior credits include that cursed Rick and Morty episode ‘Pickle Rick’.

While the show is currently being described as a “legal comedy” by Marvel president Kevin Feige, the majority of reactions on the internet right now sure as hell aren’t over the legislative framework of the Marvel legal universe.

Yes unsurprisingly, people are already getting the horn for She-Hulk. Specifically, one particular moment in the trailer has captured the hearts and minds of the internet where Maslany carries a potential suitor off to the bedroom.

IT SHOULD OF BEEN MEEE#SheHulk pic.twitter.com/yhsrIt9AW1
— Cris Parker (@3CFilmss) May 17, 2022

My TL right now after this #SheHulk trailer: pic.twitter.com/hUMQqzc2ne
— TASK the Ol’ Nerdy Bastard (@UpToTASK) May 17, 2022

There’s also a small amount of criticism regarding how She-Hulk is depicted in the trailer, with users complaining that She-Hulk isn’t thicc enough compared to her male counterpart.

A cursory look into the dank tomes of Marvel Universe lore suggests that this is a feature, not a bug, as Walter’s transformation process differs from that of Bruce Banner.

she hulk reading the negative comments. pic.twitter.com/hFYoSoNFfa
— aniya. (@eIixirgenius) May 17, 2022

Despite how Freudian all this lust is, with the outcome of the federal election haunting my weak frame, I would really like to be carried to the safety of my own bed by a gigantic woman right now.

Me logging on to Twitter after hearing the She Hulk trailer just dropped pic.twitter.com/VB5dN20Yso
— Zachary Burrell (@ZachBurrell10) May 17, 2022

Check out the official trailer for She-Hulk: Attorney At Law

 

[murdered meat bag]

I thought itd be a goofy cartoon like harvey birdman.

 

[Maurice Caine]

She-Hulk lewd fanart has been a thing longer than I've been alive so shut up

 

[dry roasted]

So this doesn't look great overall but the CGI looks really bad? Like the design is Shrek in a wig and the execution has no weight or grounding which is especially important for a Hulk

 

[Leapin_Lizards_98]

There’s also a small amount of criticism regarding how She-Hulk is depicted in the trailer, with users complaining that She-Hulk isn’t thicc enough compared to her male counterpart.

These people have never picked up a comic in their entire life, like, they do know that She-Hulk isn't as muscular as The Hulk, right?

 

[The handsome tard]

She hulk looks awful, not recent comics awful but it's clear that they havent figured out how to make a muscular tall woman look pretty when they are several irl examples to take from.

Then again, we know she can't be too pretty because patriarchy
and she can't be too bulky because the actress doesn't want to put the work into it.
So just make her green with cheap CG, maybe change into a body double with the actress's face put on it, have some forced perspectives to make her look taller and there we go.

I don't know if this is because they don't have too much faith in this project or because they legit think it's good.

Possibly both.

I thought itd be a goofy cartoon like harvey birdman.

I would prefer that, certainly would fit she hulk's style better.

 

[Back me up!]

I would prefer that, certainly would fit she hulk's style better.

You don't. The new Harvey Birdman spin off , Birdgirl, is sooooooooooooooooooooo bad. Marvel would just make it worse.

 

[Bob Loblaw Law Blog]

I'm surprised they haven't tried to get Disney/Marvel to change the name,

 

[The handsome tard]

You don't. The new Harvey Birdman spin off , Birdgirl, is sooooooooooooooooooooo bad. Marvel would just make it worse.

I should have clarified. I want something like that done correctly. Something that doesn't go wacky all the way but he isn't afraid to sometimes poke fun at itself

 

[Celebrate Nite]

These people have never picked up a comic in their entire life, like, they do know that She-Hulk isn't as muscular as The Hulk, right?

Depends on who draws her. I found two comics that have her all ripped and decked out with muscles, one of them from the 90's

 

[stupid orc]

this and the movie about supermans dog are giving me hope that we might finally be heading towards the end of this thing, not even B or C list characters anymore.

 

[CatParty]

I'm surprised they haven't tried to get Disney/Marvel to change the name,

“They hulk”

 

[Idiotron]

Oh yeah, this is totally not an ad disguised as an article and those totally legit Tweets were written by real actual human beings are so full of love, totally not bots.

The people who posted those Tweets just went to the same school as the people who posted identical Tweets about Star Trek: Picard, The Eternals, LOTR: Ring of Power and many others.

This whole fucking article reads as if an AI generated it.

 

[Dr. Pasquale]

“They hulk”

That reminds me of this classic line.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Tatiana Maslany will play Bruce Banner’s cousin as the titular She-Hulk in a new television series arriving August 17.
Maslany plays Jennifer Walters, who is endowed with her uncle’s signature big green smashy

TIL the Hulk is from Kentucky.

I'll probably give it a watch and inevitably be disappointed. Always liked She Hulk - she's only superhero that ever seems to have fun with their powers.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Why do all the women in Marvel have resting bitch face 24/7?

 

[Back me up!]

Dredging up some memories of my childhood why do I have a feeling that this version of She Hulk will even more sexless and flat then the one that was created for children back in 1996

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNHNCx9hcrE

 

[Lone MacReady]

I thought itd be a goofy cartoon like harvey birdman.

I'm surprised anyone remembers that.

 

[Kane Lives]

Mia Fey is the superior lawyer anyway.

 

[Male Idiot]

Big muscles are for women to ogle on men.

This is orkish kontent.