🐱 Everyone Is Horny For ‘She-Hulk: Attorney At Law’

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The first trailer for Disney + television series She Hulk: Attorney At Law has dropped just in time to help you smash through hump day.

Tatiana Maslany will play Bruce Banner’s cousin as the titular She-Hulk in a new television series arriving August 17.

Maslany plays Jennifer Walters, who is endowed with her uncle’s signature big green smashy energy after a life-saving blood infusion. Hilarity will ensue as Maslany is forced to simultaneously navigate her dating life and day job as a federal prosecutor in her new Hulk form.

Jessica Gao has signed as principal writer and director of She-Hulk, and honestly what would we expect from the writer whose prior credits include that cursed Rick and Morty episode ‘Pickle Rick’.

While the show is currently being described as a “legal comedy” by Marvel president Kevin Feige, the majority of reactions on the internet right now sure as hell aren’t over the legislative framework of the Marvel legal universe.

Yes unsurprisingly, people are already getting the horn for She-Hulk. Specifically, one particular moment in the trailer has captured the hearts and minds of the internet where Maslany carries a potential suitor off to the bedroom.

IT SHOULD OF BEEN MEEE#SheHulk pic.twitter.com/yhsrIt9AW1
— Cris Parker (@3CFilmss) May 17, 2022
My TL right now after this #SheHulk trailer: pic.twitter.com/hUMQqzc2ne
— TASK the Ol’ Nerdy Bastard (@UpToTASK) May 17, 2022
There’s also a small amount of criticism regarding how She-Hulk is depicted in the trailer, with users complaining that She-Hulk isn’t thicc enough compared to her male counterpart.

A cursory look into the dank tomes of Marvel Universe lore suggests that this is a feature, not a bug, as Walter’s transformation process differs from that of Bruce Banner.

she hulk reading the negative comments. pic.twitter.com/hFYoSoNFfa
— aniya. (@eIixirgenius) May 17, 2022
Despite how Freudian all this lust is, with the outcome of the federal election haunting my weak frame, I would really like to be carried to the safety of my own bed by a gigantic woman right now.

Me logging on to Twitter after hearing the She Hulk trailer just dropped pic.twitter.com/VB5dN20Yso
— Zachary Burrell (@ZachBurrell10) May 17, 2022
Check out the official trailer for She-Hulk: Attorney At Law

 
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The CGI is bad enough for the dommy mommy fetishists to go soft.
 
Wow, She Hulk looks kinda shitty. The CGI looks CW quality, and the design is lame and boring.

She Hulk is supposed to, at minimum, look like a fitness model. This show just kind of makes her taller from what I can tell. No muscle definition to speak of.

As the resident muscle woman fag, this is garbage even for Marvel capeshit standards.
 
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I thought itd be a goofy cartoon like harvey birdman.
I'm surprised anyone remembers that.
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Of course, it was the first thing I thought of. Potamus literally is an attorney who becomes a Hulk

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In a harrowing office accident involving a bagel, happy-go-lucky Peter Potamus consumes radioactive pellets which transform him into THE CREATURE! Or rather, he turns green and his waist-size triples in seconds, which, let's face it, would send anyone over the edge. On the brighter side, his new flowing mane leaves him bearing a striking resemblance to Frank Stallone! Now, even the slightest stress, such as rending an impossible-to-open mustard pak (sic), can cause the Creature to appear and terrorize the office! Will any escape the bestial hipposity? Meanwhile, Reducto freaks out, strips naked and despoils his house with a mixture of duck feces and potting soil. In other words, business as usual.
 
They could have hired any number of female wrestlers who successfully fit the bill of pretty face, tall, lithe, big fake boobs, but with good muscle definition to play She-Hulk. Probably woulda been cheaper than whatever they're paying this Tatiana lady too
 
Marvel appears to be trying to make generic modern girl-focused romcom/workplace comedy but with Marvel characters and I couldn't be any less interested.
That would actually be preferable if they stuck to it. God knows they could take a break from the same shit they do over and over and over again.

But you just know that the finale isn't going to be Jennifer winning the big case court case since she is apparently actively training with The Hulk. It's going to be a big, gaudy, CGI Blender of a fight with the Abomination and/or her boyfriend who was actually using her for some shady/nefarious purpose. Just like every one of these cookie cutter movies and streaming shows.
 
I didn't have any major complaints about the actress or tone/clips, beyond her transforming back and forth. Hulk(and to a lesser extent She-Hulk) comics have notoriously choppy continuity, but this was a simple premise to nail and they didn't; Jen is a lawyer, Jen gets in an accident, Bruce gives her an impromptu blood transplant on the spot, she's related to Bruce and therefore takes to the gamma powers, except she's slightly weaker, clear-headed, and always on. Going back and forth a few times, and learning to transform in the trailer is a big turn-off, probably actress ego to get more facial screentime. You belong in make-up 24/7 like Gamora or you're a voice-actress for CGI, pick one.
 
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