DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
he’ll give a McDonalds cheeseburger 5/5.
Who is this loser that gives McDonalds a 5/5? My favorite streamer, mature syde dave, said that only morons and shills give perfect scores because there is no such thing as a perfect product.


I’m still waiting to know the things kat said to Phil that no other woman has before. That’s one of the only true mysteries left, just such a weird thing to say
"No no I promise, ive seen smaller, honest!"

Most likely this is some dumb line he heard from an 80s romcom that he thinks makes him sound like a mature married person. I think the reality is Kat didn't want to have to put much effort into existence and DSP is still in middle school so he views being single as a failure. So they mutually settled for each other. Like how short ugly dudes convince themselves that fat chicks are hot.
 
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I agree. That and how they bonded together over a “problem” that they had in common, which one can only assume was Kat being able to relate to Phil’s alcoholism.

I often wonder what Kats addiction was/is. Which drug seems most likely? My guess is stimulants because of her swimsuit model body.

I wish I could find the video, but I think it’s the one where dsp is talking about the pandemic and he’s saying that they both stayed safe, got vaxed, etc. Then he’s like “kats been staying clean” and for a split second you can tell he catches himself that moment as if he was letting the cat out of the bag so to say (puts on his googly shifty eyes) and continues along the lines of “she’s been cleaning her hands and keeping the house clean”, as if to save face. I know it sounds like I put way too much thought into this, but is it really that far fetched to think that dsp bonded with a woman from fucking Michigan who was previously addicted to drugs (perhaps in part due to a traumatic upbringing, broken home, etc) while crying about drinking too much gin because the trolls are meanies? Sounds like Kat had real drug addiction issues, unlike dsp who is a poser in pretty much everything in life. Her weight gain is probably in part due to rehab also. He’s keeping all of this drug addiction talk on the downlow because he’s ashamed of her. She might be reminding him of his cousin or adopted sister or whatever, who was also a legit drug addict.

Just my mentally ill detractor two cents. Sry 4 rambling.

Edit: found the clip, thanks pigpiggo. https://youtu.be/ERE-l1o1ZVs it’s at 5:30. Warning, original dsp link, not reuploaded detractor content.
In that clip he's talking about her taking protections against Covid (washing her hands, staying clean).
 
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By the sounds of it how the gifting works is a going to fuck with Phil, they have to be a member of the channel already, YT gifts them at random so in other words you have to have access to call your socks to accept it. Oddly while this isn't very savvy of YT if its true it will make it annoying for people to gift socks or have over inflated members.
 
I like how he says he got 100s a month in gifted subs but doesn't somehow understand or more likely doesn't want to understand that those people never intended to resub, most were dead accounts or just socks. What a sad sad man lol.

Though I will say the whaling thing for random streamers is not abnormal on Twitch. It's a problem with Twitch but in the end they profit so why would they care about fake growth of streamers....
 
Now that he got gifted subs, is it possible to keep track of how many are being purchased? Should yt stop distributing them or should one pop up of an unusual amount maybe it could indicate how many actual account are watching the stream.
 
I find it lolz that YT isn't playing into the Gifted Memberships to be exactly like Twitch, theres now members who have to be in the channel for a time limit and then probably spend extRa muhnies just to gift a membership alone...

So now it's just a case of watching people scramble to make socks and waste their money on him even more if applicable which only fuels the desperation that Phil wants to be relevant...

New saga boys!
 
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