Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 349 9.9%

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    Votes: 2,622 74.4%
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Amber, how do you explain your success?

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So tired of Amber smiling and asking a mumbling person off camera if they like some plastic shit from Amazon. I wish she could see through everyone’s eyes how cringe and fucking stupid she’s looks. Especially because we know how Jade looks and everything about her.

I LUVVV IT BABBEEEYYY about a clear plastic bottle with a sticker that says softener. I LOVE YOU BABY


Also side note: I am lazy and I keep seeing people say Amber went on a secret trip to Tennessee with wifey? Wtf when was that?
 
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Amazon containers to contain stuff already in containers - I thought they were taking it in turns to open the Amazon packages? Or is Fatty’s urge to buy and hoard just too great?
Amazon hoard includes cleaning putty for the car. I checked to see how long Jade’s had ‘her’ new car and it’s just less than 4 months. No way has she let this hog eat in there, unless Fatty is paying for the car, or everything else so Jade has no expenses and so can afford it. In the same video, Fatty says ‘I will be learning how to… drive… in it. Not any time soon, because I’m still like… scared’ Scared = FAT.
Art scratch cards.
‘So, I’ve been on a walk for EASILY over 20 minutes. I’d say about ackshully 18 and I forgot to turn on the mile tracker. I’m very upset with that (duper’s delight look on her face).’
Just over 6 minutes so she can get her ads in.
 
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Turd Fergusson said:
While it is a bit far-fetched, it is something that Amber would do. When she moved from Montecillo to Lexington, she did not vlog any of it, but it took KiwiFarm less than a week to find where she moved. She claimed that Amber is moving to Tennessee because there are no state taxes. I am not sure if it makes sense financially, but we know that her lease is up on her flat.
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Yes, TN has no state income tax, but if she lives within an hour of Nashville, she'll lose whatever savings from that and more on the rent pricing. Also, sales tax is 9% vs KY with 6%.

She's only permitted to live in/near Memphis, for obvious reasons.
 
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In which Amber continues the hype train with bottles for laundry detergent!!! Sadly she doesn't start drinking it at any point, despite comments to that effect. So exciting, really.
Nirvana shirt, because something sure smells like teen spirit around here, about a 6 out of 10 on the hoop earrings scale as far as Amber goes.
An Amazon type-situation!
Jade has to open the box, Amber's trotters doubtless being too cumbersome for scissors by now.
Amber "Elbees 451" Reid got a new book called Burn After Writing.
Love is buying someone cleaning products for their car.
Jade's car has crumbs all over it. (GEE, I WONDER WHY?!)
Amber bought two giant pump bottles for detergent and fabric softener.
Perish the thought of not filling the bottles on camera, now that's what I call khantent!
(I thought these were comedy oversized wine bottles at first.)
The bottles have pumps and caps, how exciting...
Amber reps Gain detergent as she dumps one bottle into another.
A Downie type-situation ensues. (I'll say...)
(It looks like Amber is raring to drink the detergent.)
"Wait, I kinda wanna drink it..." - PoisonControllynn
"It looks like blue milk!" - Amberlynn "Dune Sea" Reid
Low-energy tongue motion ensues. (No wonder Becky left.)
Amber can't even manage pouring one bottle into another without screwing it up.
Amber showcases the before and after of her laundry organizer.
(Given that most detergents use the cap to measure the amount, doesn't that make this product less than useless?)
(Also she seems to have used the pump anyway after saying she was going to use the lid?)
Amber dumps out some cat treats.
Depressed Twinkie Star with a gold chain.
More of those scratch art things.
Amber doesn't know what a stingray is.
Going for a nighttime 20-minute waddle.
Amber reps the walking app she forgot to turn on.
"Usually on my walks I do about 2,300 steps..." (2,000 steps is a mile, assuming she's finishing her waddle now, she's peaking at about 3 MPH which is on the low end of walking speed.)
Amber edits in a sorry for not wasting even more of everyone's time.
Fin.
 
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DuckDuckGo said:
Wait, I kinda wanna drink it..." - PoisonControllynn
"It looks like blue milk!" - Amberlynn "Dune Sea" Reid
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Somebody please send her some Tide Pods and tell her they're filled with blue raspberry and orange creme.

GULP! One. Oh my, eating orgasm face! GULP! Two. Sooooo guuuud! GULP! Three. Highly recommended! GULP! Four. Cardiac arrest, puking and shitting herself.

Drink the blue KoolAid Hamber. Drink it!
 
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Slappy McGherkin said:
Somebody please send her some Tide Pods and tell her they're filled with blue raspberry and orange creme.

GULP! One. Oh my, eating orgasm face! GULP! Two. Sooooo guuuud! GULP! Three. Highly recommended! GULP! Four. Cardiac arrest, puking and shitting herself.

Drink the blue KoolAid Hamber. Drink it!
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Hey guise…so I’m currently at the hospital cuz of that tide pod molment earlier..
 
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DuckDuckGo said:
Amber bought two giant pump bottles for detergent and fabric softener.
Perish the thought of not filling the bottles on camera, now that's what I call khantent!
(I thought these were comedy oversized wine bottles at first.)
The bottles have pumps and caps, how exciting...
Amber reps Gain detergent as she dumps one bottle into another.
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There is nothing wrong with buying items to make your life easier. However, in this case, it makes it worse. Detergents and softeners come in plastic bottles where you can use the cap as a measuring device if your machines do not have a filling line. So, instead of putting the liquids directly into the washing machine, you have to get a measuring cup to pump out the detergent, wash it, then use it to fill it with the softener, then rewash it again. The pumps will probably clog up in a few weeks anyway and she will throw them in the bin. Buying these is asinine.
 
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Turd Fergusson said:
There is nothing wrong with buying items to make your life easier. However, in this case, it makes it worse. Detergents and softeners come in plastic bottles where you can use the cap as a measuring device if your machines do not have a filling line. So, instead of putting the liquids directly into the washing machine, you have to get a measuring cup to pump out the detergent, wash it, then use it to fill it with the softener, then rewash it again. The pumps will probably clog up in a few weeks anyway and she will throw them in the bin. Buying these is asinine.
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The only time buying something like this makes a modicum of sense is when you buy in large bulk such as Costco and the giant jugs dont fit in your laundry storage and you keep the extra in the basement or somewhere else out of sight. I do this and STILL just use an old smaller sized bottle and refill that. But the only thing Dainty Lynn buys in bulk are her art cards.
She's just bougie. This is what trash buys to think they are classy. Its her "live love laugh" sign phase every 20 something chick has gone through taken to the extreme.

Now for my alternate theory.. due to her stunted mental capacity she NEEDS things to be labeled like in elementary school. She doesnt see a box of Tasty Kitty Snax as "cat treats". they need to be in a jar simply labeled "cat treats". It maximizes her brains laziness so it doesnt have to see the box and translate that box into 'cat treats'. Or see two jugs and determine one jug is detergent and one jug is softener. I dont even think her brain wants to try to look at a jug thats green and says "gain" and have to think "is gain detergent or softener?". So she only has to figure that out ONCE that month and then from now on just use the one that SAYS "detergent".
From this theory you can see how it makes sense in all the other things she does. When she seasons something its always the same garlic salt, salt, onion powder, dried onions. Or why wifey needs to take bagged snacks and then put them into separate little baggies. So she doesnt have to figure out ok whats 1/3 of this bag? its just "eat this bag".
And for anyone who thinks this theory is totally crazy and off based...She calls onions "uns" and ranch "ra" and spends her time during the day mindlessly following lego pictorial instructions or doodling on scratch off cards for christ sake. Wifey could even be dictating it instead of "babe where are the napkins" its "here amber napkins are always in the thing that says napkins. Cat treats are always in the thing that says cat treats" etc.
 
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