DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I for one welcome the new sock membership arc. Even if gifted subs were auto-renewed, an extra 200-300 dollars doesn't mean Phil will suddenly start to budget. It means he gets even worse on doordash and Champions tiiiime. When that money hits his account it'll be gone before the week is out. This can only mean more salty rants as he lashes out at his chat for wondering why all the support and pahsitivity doesn't seem to be helping.
 
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ParksydeDhil said:
Yall, I have a theory. What if the detractors and the whales are the same person? Because if Phil fails, the detractors won't have anything else.
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The detractors whilst being disheartened to seeing such an "honorable" cow disappear, will easily survive their e-celeb criticism activities without Phil, plenty of other tahxic individuals out there to have a laugh at. Plus that's what a lot of them want to see end up happening to him anyway, they've lost hope in Phil bettering himself many many years ago, so now they only hope to see him fail in some capacity.

Well I guess depending on what you definition of fail is, he has already faltered multiple times, even though he has managed to pick himself up again, his glory days are gone for good, and now he has to resort to the most slimy and desperate tactics I've ever seen a person of his "profession' partake in, and his legacy has been overshadowed by the incident for eternity.
 
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I recently re-listened to Tevin's stream of John and Howard's video and there's a chance of hilarity if DSP actually watches it. Rambo and Howard both point out numerous failings of DSP that I'd love to hear DSP try and refute. But more than that, and as hilarious as Howard's eventual (justified) anger at DSP, Rambo says some things that I can see truly hitting deep at DSP, all while being nice about it. It'd be a night with an inscrutable gin tweet of a file cabinet picture.

Also any other video has a googatz percent chance of being funny.
 
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Guys keep in mind that there's an opportunity cost associated with all these gifted memberships he's receiving. His whales only have so much money. Dressing up a contribution by calling it "100 gifted memberships" instead of $200 is still $200 that we won't see evenly distributed throughout the week.

Oh and very efficient way to give to Phil, OIC. Letting Susan take $60 from that $200 is definitely a smart way to own the trolls.
 
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Piece of Peace said:
....(to a troll sock account no less lol).
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Yeah, about those troll accounts. If you're in his chat, gassing up his delusions with peak comedy like "!tip" or "which is the best way to support you" or over-the-top DSP cocksucking, and then you accept a gifted membership:

You're not a hilarious troll that's sticking it to an objectively horrible person. You're a fan of Phil and you should kill yourself.
 
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GunnlaugurSassoon said:
I recently re-listened to Tevin's stream of John and Howard's video and there's a chance of hilarity if DSP actually watches it. Rambo and Howard both point out numerous failings of DSP that I'd love to hear DSP try and refute. But more than that, and as hilarious as Howard's eventual (justified) anger at DSP, Rambo says some things that I can see truly hitting deep at DSP, all while being nice about it. It'd be a night with an inscrutable gin tweet of a file cabinet picture.

Also any other video has a googatz percent chance of being funny.
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all claims made in that video will be watched by dsp beforehand and be pre-retconned. Donated subs until the next +150 subs to see FEASTING WITH THE KING brand new cuisine, live reaction vid to --, and a nice wrastlin sim to cap off the night.
 
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Jaha confirmed that Phil DID grovel.
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Pitty that Phil does not recipricate this sense of honor.
 
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capefear56 said:
Guys keep in mind that there's an opportunity cost associated with all these gifted memberships he's receiving. His whales only have so much money. Dressing up a contribution by calling it "100 gifted memberships" instead of $200 is still $200 that we won't see evenly distributed throughout the week.

Oh and very efficient way to give to Phil, OIC. Letting Susan take $60 from that $200 is definitely a smart way to own the trolls.
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Where's this $200 number coming from? Doesn't he charge $3.99 for his tier 1 membership?
 
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Gamergirl Cleanup Crew said:
I for one welcome the new sock membership arc. Even if gifted subs were auto-renewed, an extra 200-300 dollars doesn't mean Phil will suddenly start to budget. It means he gets even worse on doordash and Champions tiiiime. When that money hits his account it'll be gone before the week is out. This can only mean more salty rants as he lashes out at his chat for wondering why all the support and pahsitivity doesn't seem to be helping.
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He said today that he had no money to do anything on his day off and could only have one meal out and one Doordashed meal, poor baby. But yet he probably is broke, so one day of memberships that pay off in the distant future doesn't save him.

Here's the thing. Nothing saves him. The membership all will be pissed away like everything else. It's just that Phil tends to do it in the most boring way possible. Hopefully he'll keep doing the ultra-cringe PHIL REACTS content because then he really looks pathetic and exposes what a brain-dead moron he is. That is the best recent trend.
 
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GunnlaugurSassoon said:
I recently re-listened to Tevin's stream of John and Howard's video and there's a chance of hilarity if DSP actually watches it. Rambo and Howard both point out numerous failings of DSP that I'd love to hear DSP try and refute. But more than that, and as hilarious as Howard's eventual (justified) anger at DSP, Rambo says some things that I can see truly hitting deep at DSP, all while being nice about it. It'd be a night with an inscrutable gin tweet of a file cabinet picture.

Also any other video has a googatz percent chance of being funny.
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Yep, there's a part where they criticize him for monetizing some video about some friend who died. It'd be funny to watch him try and spin that while he'll literally be in the middle of monetizing a video that was effectively the end of one of his closest friendships ever.
 
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