2022-05-18 - Government of Australia: URGENT class 1 removal notice from the eSafety Commissioner [SEC=OFFICIAL:Sensitive]

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Inquisitor_BadAss said:
By the time they finished filling out that copy and paste form they could have just looked through previous responses from Null and saved everyone’s time.
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That won't do, they have to find some way to justify their own existence if they want more funding.
 
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The irony of having to go to Shanks for a shred of integrity in reporting is a scathing indictment on the state of Australia. He is an insufferable, smug faggot with a shit sense of humour and is indicative of many white Australian's in that age demographic. How Sydney and Melbourne rank as some of the most liveable cities in the world is beyond me. 90% of the country is an unliveable hellscape, nearly every capital city is an overdeveloped, congested urban dystopia full of every dreg imaginable. This place is miles behind a lot of developed nations in things like telecommunications infrastructure, green/renewable energy, oversight from a federal corruption watchdog and basic fucking governance.

Almost 10 years of the LNP has been the prolonged death knell of what once was a based nation. Saddens me to see it become totalitarian.
 
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First hit piece from Daily Telegraph! Behind a paywall :mad:, but hey. KiwiFarms faces further action for "holding out". Australia is saving the world! Yay!

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Typical nanny state bullshit you see from fog nogs and their former colonies. They've got endless resources to throw at Law and Order: Internet Detective Squad and policing websites in other countries. But the second any of their citizens are victims of an actual crime that can't be solved by a speed camera, you're shit out of luck.
 
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Manul Otocolobus said:
If you can write-in a candidate for the Australian election coming up, any aussie Kiwi's should write-in "Nool" in protest.



Pfft. Dyn doxes himself. He's the only Abo that knows how to use a damn computer instead of urinating on or throwing feces at it, or getting down on his knees and worshipping it as a machine-god.
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Voting is mandatory in Australia and you are allowed to spoil your ballot. IDK if you can write in but you can scrawl "KIWI FARMS FOREVER" on it in sharpie.
Jerkov said:
Imagine that being your job title and you go out into the world and have to introduce yourself as that.

Imagine landing a date with an insanely beautiful woman and she asks “so what do you do for a living?”

“Well you see, there’s some trouble makers on the internet that sometimes say some not-so-nice things….”

I’d literally lie and say I worked in finance
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If you can't describe your job in 3-4 words it's a fake job. I cook food, I catch fish, I fix cars, I practice medicine, real jobs. I monitor online hate speech blah blah blah words words words- fake job, you could disappear tomorrow and the only living being that would notice is your cat wondering where its food is.
The Final Troondown said:
does jurisdiction depend on where the server is physically located? And if so would satellite mounted servers be the next frontier in online free speech (similar to international waters)
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If Elon Musk is lurking here, please contact null and work out a deal where we can get a top of the line server in outer space integrated with Starlink. Elon, it would absolutely own the fuck out of the libs if you did this, the coping and seething would be visible from space (so we could watch it from our satellite).
AnOminous said:
The general principle is that the state sending the object into space retains jurisdiction over it and any of its citizens who are aboard it. This is codified in the Space Treaty of 1967. This would probably be applicable in the event some sort of space crime occurred between the citizens of two different countries.

While not all countries are signatories to it and fewer of those have ratified it, all current spacefaring nations have, so with the length of practice involved, I think the general principles embodied therein could probably be considered customary international law.

So a rogue satellite would still be subject to the jurisdiction of its host nation, unless launched from no nation, and nations somehow harmed by crimes committed from it or threatened by weaponry aboard it could be justified in either suing or arresting its owners (in the case of an actual crime) or, in extreme cases, shooting it out of the sky.

(The only actual space crime I can think of involved lesbian astronaut Anne McClain, who was accused of hacking into her ex's bank account from space. Which is pretty based in a way. But it didn't happen and the ex ended up charged with making false accusations. I think there have been others but I can't think of any.)
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There was that psycho lesbian who used the ISS computer to illegally access her ex-wife's bank account and transfer herself a bunch of money and she was prosecuted under US law when she got back to earth, but as an American vessel anyone onboard is subject to US law, same as if they were on a ship or airplane with an American flag.

Whenever I think of that story I just imagine the ex-wife getting a call from the bank like "hey we saw some strange charges on your account, they appear to have been made from space and our records show your address is on Earth so we wanted to check in with you" and she just rolls her eyes like "ugh not that bitch again".
 
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oramge cat said:
There was that psycho lesbian who used the ISS computer to illegally access her ex-wife's bank account and transfer herself a bunch of money and she was prosecuted under US law when she got back to earth, but as an American vessel anyone onboard is subject to US law, same as if they were on a ship or airplane with an American flag.

Whenever I think of that story I just imagine the ex-wife getting a call from the bank like "hey we saw some strange charges on your account, they appear to have been made from space and our records show your address is on Earth so we wanted to check in with you" and she just rolls her eyes like "ugh not that bitch again".
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If you weren't a retard you would know that she wasn't prosecuted for shit, but the stupid bitch who made the accusation got in trouble for making a FAKE accusation
 
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BigDuckEnergy said:
If you weren't a retard you would know that she wasn't prosecuted for shit, but the stupid bitch who made the accusation got in trouble for making a FAKE accusation
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I never followed up on the story, just sort of chuckled and thought to myself "haha lesbian domestic space violence" and then moved on.

Edit to add that that's actually more retarded than committing a financial crime on the ISS computer. Like wait for her to get back to earth so you can claim she did it on McDonald's wifi and have plausible deniability ffs.
 
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Thumb Butler said:
Kiwi Farms covering this current event is no different from any other site doing the same. But bogeymen are needed when having "new powers" to "force content off internet".
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Kiwifarms are covering the event and anything related to it without a paywall.

Nool can't read an article about his own farm.
 
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Thumb Butler said:
First hit piece from Daily Telegraph! Behind a paywall :mad:, but hey. KiwiFarms faces further action for "holding out". Australia is saving the world! Yay!

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The red brown alliance will finally fall!
mindlessobserver said:
The consequences will never be the same.
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I’m shaking right now in my baby fur seal boots. The internet hall monitors are coming for us.. :(
 
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