Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Chrissie Mayr and Brittany Venti - JCaesar187 hollers over women of colour.

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Philier said:
What's with lolcows and wrestling?
We don't have werestling here so it really sticks out when it's not normal in your country. I know people like to blame anime but wrestling is obviously up there.
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Maybe it's because Wrasslin is basically soap operas but for white trash/manchildren, and they end up adopting mannerisms from it believing everything there is true and honest? (It's not)
 
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So kind of related. A couple years back Chrissy interviewed Stuttering John from Howard Stern. Much like her chortle broke Ethan's brain, her saying John "dabbled" in comedy broke his.


She seems to bring out the best in fat drunk retards.

And for those that don't know, John is fucking terrible at strand up comedy, is a massive lolcow, and should honestly have his own thread.


 
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I really respect how Mayr handled the discussion, it's really fun to see Ralph hollerin' as hard as he can at a someone that seems completely unaffected by it. But at the same time I really wish someone would call the piggy out on his hipocrisy. Dude proudly proclaims that no one can outlow him, he throws around death threats as easily as he breathes, and yet he has more triggers than the average tumblr user. If you bring up his family, his horse of a wife, his ex, his sex tape, the sharting incident, his pill addiction, his booze addiction, his trip to Portugal or about a dozen other things he'll stop talking about all the ways he'd like to ruin your life to clutch his pearls an scream "HOW COULD YOU???" at the top of his lungs.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Chrissie exposed Vickers going around trying to cancel the pig's guests.
In Vickers defence, his argument to these idiots were "associating with Ralph will make you smell like shit also", but what he was doing at the time was very petty and he knows it wasn't in our interests.
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The pig knocked up Vickers' underage daughter, filmed and uploaded the act, fucked with her brain and her entire family until she finally managed to escape him, then continued to fuck with and taunt her and her family in open defiance of a restraining order and then refused to even see his child.

Ralph's lucky he didn't wind up shot. Doing that kind of shit to a man's daughter (and entire family) makes you fair game for just about anything, "petty" or not.
 
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Cross post from Ralph's twitter thread. The Gunt is coming out swinging this morning, lol.
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It could be possible that the Portugese Pummeling he took a few months back can be contributing to his mental deterioration.

I'm reminded of that documentary about the former NFL superstar who ended up murdering a guy because it was either alleged or confirmed (can't recall) that all the head trauma he sustained from football contributed to some sort of condition that lead to deteriorated cognitive ability.

So in the end he had, like, no impulse control whatsoever and would do and say really fucked up things that didn't line up with who he used to be in the past.

Perhaps ralph received such a collosal ass-whooping, such a cosmic drop-kicking to the skull, that it pushed his low IQ, white trash, nigger-obsessed brain over the edge to where what little impulse control there was has now been obliterated and he's now......set free from any inhibitions.

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he huffed and he puffed and he blew his house down
 
Charlie Delicious said:
She seems to bring out the best in fat drunk retards.
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holy shit, this "sooorry if you are mad, I didn´t meant it uWu" seems to be her schtick. I wouldn´t expect it regarding Ralph because she was a massive gunt guard and his reaction seemed to be completely nonsensical, but maybe she was on to raging the pig.
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
He is legitimately so fucking stupid. I guarantee he didn't even crop it but one of his retard followers did and he believed it, like he does with everything he "hears" negative about his enemies.
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Probably, his little discord of speds digs through the hit list's social media looking for shit they can flag, probably how they came across this 4 year old joke tweet she posted
 
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LadiosSopp said:
Go figure. Every time Gunt claims he has info or an "own" on someone he's proven wrong or operating on false information/outright lies. Color me surprised.
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But don't forget he's the first to cry fan fiction or nawt truuu or hate on someone for "cosigning" untrue statements about him. Also I love his "well I don't have any evidence that you didn't talk shit to your mom"

Is that how it works? Ralph we don't have any evidence you didn't rape Alice so I guess you have no problem with everyone pushing that narrative.
 
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I really don't get how people watch Ethan and be think that he is sober. Every 5 minutes he turns off his little face cam and mutes, then bang he's all red in the face and hollerin at levels hitherto unknown to mankind. I can't imagine what his daughter will think of him when he talks about women who didn't have the gotdam courtesy to know my dear ol mammy dun did die and that he was the probable cause of it, and definitely didn't care enough about her to swallow his pride to be there for her when she died.
And excuse me for being late but, lol you're mom is happy she died Ethan.
 
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