Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Chrissie Mayr and Brittany Venti - JCaesar187 hollers over women of colour.

[Chiridion]

He sat in a stream for over an hour while she went over every single painful, embarrassing thing from his life over the past couple of years and he was a good sport about it until she laughed about his mum dying literally right after the first anniversary of her death.

Ralph's mom committed seppuku out of shame of what a no-games flaggot her son turned into. Her last words were reportedly, "I should have coat-hangered that queer. Thank YHWH for the pandemic putting me in this hospital so I don't have to see either of my retard spawn in my last days." As her intestines spilled on the floor and the life drained from her eyes, she muttered, "KiwiFarms does a great service."

 

[Puck]

For the miniscule price of 5 dollars that aylawg got Ralph to burn one of his few remaining bridges with someone remotely normal

That's next level aylawgin right there

 

[Beef Elemental]

Ralph's mom committed seppuku out of shame of what a no-games flaggot her son turned into. Her last words were reportedly, "I should have coat-hangered that queer. Thank God for the pandemic putting me in this hospital so I don't have to see either of my retard spawn in my last days." As her intestines spilled on the floor and the life drained from her eyes, she muttered, "KiwiFarms does a great service."

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[Neil]

Jeez, a reasonable person would be like "Hey, could you please stop reading those obvious troll superchats or save them till after the show? I don't want to give them any direct attention." But instead in RagePiggie Ralph's mind, he needs to be on the attack all the damn time.

 

[Tom Myers]

 

[Philier]

The background music in that clip turns out to be a track Motorhead did as the entrance theme for some wrestling team:

What's with lolcows and wrestling?
We don't have werestling here so it really sticks out when it's not normal in your country. I know people like to blame anime but wrestling is obviously up there.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

@AltisticRight should we add Brittany Venti to this feud title as well? The Rage Pig kept seething at her last night alongside Chrissy

 

[A Sunset]

I didn't mention his mom's death.

Thanks for the content, King

 

[Boss Hawg]

What's with lolcows and wrestling?
We don't have werestling here so it really sticks out when it's not normal in your country. I know people like to blame anime but wrestling is obviously up there.

Tbh, Ralph is the classic heel (bad guy) in wrestling stories. He hollers, always instigates, and always loses. I think a lot of these lolcows or whatever either consciously or unconsciously emulate wrestling characters bc they all probably watched it growing up.

 

[AltisticRight]

@AltisticRight should we add Brittany Venti to this feud title as well? The Rage Pig kept seething at her last night alongside Chrissy

Yes.
Ralph cannot stop getting felted by my favourite Black man.

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Can't believe Ralph went on what was probably the friendliest podcast to him. With a host who's super friendly to him, to only burn the bridge down over a chuckle because she wasn't up to date on all the gunt lore. At least we got some sick clips and edits out of it.

 

[Least Concern]

Pipkin Pippa, the rabbit v-tuber who was blocked by Ralph in real time while discussing him on stream back in February and who was mentioned by a superchatter during the stream, made a tweet (a) which was almost certainly in reference to Ralph today.

if you fear a pink rabbit you've lost

 

[Mr Clark]

He will never wear that pink shirt again.

Which is a real shame because the new pfps today are godlike

 

[Liittyminen]

so did Micheal Sisco visit the strip club with Ralph?

 

[Luke gama]

Ralph will outlive his usefulness to Nick soon, if he keeps burning his bridges. The big excuse the catbois keep saying is "We put up with Ralphs behavior because he can get people on the shows". So as the catbois have been real big on the backstabbing shit. Ralph may be on thin ice if he keeps going.

Watching ralph transition to the fattest groyper as if he's always been on board.

That bridge will burn if nick treat his twinks happy and he wants to fuck them h

The bit after he stops yelling on his own show and is looking around his room like he doesn't know where he is is very weird. It really is like he's possessed and has a sudden moment of clarity.

People are saying that he's playing it up now because it's the only way for him to get any attention.

But during that moment I'm starting to believe that that beating did actually cause some kind of brain injury.
His out bursts have got more and more frequent and he's not coming across well.

Surely he knows that he's just adding fuel to the fire and making him the most reactive lolcow at the moment. The guy sat there commenting on wings of redemption rage videos and doesn't see he's become that guy.

 

[Quintus]

I think the best part of this whole thing, was Chrissy saying she doesn't understand why Ralph is involved in all the the drama. And then she gets a free front row seat to see exactly why he is. I don't know who you thought Ralph was before lady, but now you have seen reality that is his flabby rage pig form.

 

[AltisticRight]

I think the best part of this whole thing, was Chrissy saying she doesn't understand why Ralph is involved in all the the drama. And then she gets a free front row seat to see exactly why he is. I don't know who you thought Ralph was before lady, but now you have seen reality that is his flabby rage pig form.

Chrissie exposed Vickers going around trying to cancel the pig's guests.
In Vickers defence, his argument to these idiots were "associating with Ralph will make you smell like shit also", but what he was doing at the time was very petty and he knows it wasn't in our interests.

Anyway, Chrissie was nice to Ralph and likely even helped with his restraining order violation case. "YERR HONAHH MISTAH VIV KAHZ WUZ GOIN ROUND TRYNAH HARM MAH IN CUM SIR I HAV A STALLION TO FEED AND BREED AND COZEH ROZEH NEEDS MILKIEZ SIR HE AINT AFRAID OF NO RALPHAMALE SIR LOOK AT DESE CHAT LAWGS".
" So this and that and this... He was going around DMing your business partners? Okay... Streaming... Not a real job but alright, okay, that's fucking gay..."
"No restraining order violations you fucking retards now get the fuck out of my courtroom and never come back!"

Ralph repaid this favour by hollerin' and copin'.

 

[HackerX]

The bit after he stops yelling on his own show and is looking around his room like he doesn't know where he is is very weird. It really is like he's possessed and has a sudden moment of clarity.

This is what I imagined happened in his brain at that moment.

"G-Gator? Where are ya bud? Nora???? Where's momma Sandra at? Mom?

Who is this weird looking dude in my house with a baby??"

And then reality came back

 

[unfer]

This is what I imagined happened in his brain at that moment.

"G-Gator? Where are ya bud? Nora???? Where's momma Sandra at? Mom?

Who is this weird looking dude in my house with a baby??"

And then reality came back

Either that or he heard the metronomic dripping of a hot liquid shart running off his leg onto the bare attic floor, his diabetic legs long since numbed to such things. :[

 

[TJBirish]

What's with lolcows and wrestling?
We don't have werestling here so it really sticks out when it's not normal in your country. I know people like to blame anime but wrestling is obviously up there.

What country?