DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Just a quick reminder to money trolls and fans alike since you are all excited about throwing your funds away in a new way for Phil. The whole reason DSP demands tips is because he believes he is owed the money that Twitch/Youtube take from his subs/memberships/bits/superchats for using their platform, then has the nerve to hide and ban people mentioning it until that one time he was too flustered to keep the mask on.

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Y'know.. Just in case you missed him complaining about the $1 tips everyone gave him because Paypal took 30 cents wasn't a clear enough sign of greed...

Anyways, im sure they don't care. Have at it, idiots.
Money trolls are worse than actual DSP paypigs. They actually know how fucked up DSP is, how he scams, lies, etc., yet still give him money... because they get to say something vulgar to him? Talk about sad. 9 times out of 10 he won't even read the tip message, so you basically look like a fool and become an absolute joke in real life too.
 
While the above is certainly true, recently I've been wondering if his very obvious apology fetish all stems from the crying apology he had to give someone else to stop him getting his ass kicked.
I'm thinking that cut him deep at the time, since then he's clearly lost all semblance of pride and has zero shame in debasing himself.
He now makes it a thing for others to apologise to him.

Just my autism making connections probably.
I think he does it because it's one of the only ways he had to flex some kind of power over people (had because YT makes it much easier to evade his bans). He thinks that if someone has to apologize, they'll be either be too embarrassed to do so and be rid of a troll or believes that it'll make people stop to not have to do it again. He was once embarrassed to apologize and beg to not be broken and so believes that everyone would think the same way. It's piggy's way to have a little power of the wheelchairs.
 
I noticed something, could be a stretch but...eeeeeh....

I saw that CW is going to shit up another DC IP with "hello fellow young progressive twitter people" for Gotham Knights conveniently around the time the game comes out which doesn't fill me with much confidence about a batman game without batman except the plot twist no one sees coming batman is alive at the end.

Anyway I googled it and the first thing that comes up is progressive twitter outrage over gotham knights.
Barbra Gordon being batgirl is ablest.

So Piggy saw people were upset about a plot point from 34 years ago in a very popular, like extremely popular, like the killing joke is arguably the dark knight returns level of popular batman story.

It was probably trending for him cause twitter noticed he has a tendency to interact with tweets and stories about accessibility cause he likes to kiss potential whale ass, he read that people were upset about this then made his own reason why because he was that desperate for validation from faceless strangers on twitter.

This is like some abomination of extremely lazy, stupid, desperate and scummy
 
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Just a quick reminder to money trolls and fans alike since you are all excited about throwing your funds away in a new way for Phil. The whole reason DSP demands tips is because he believes he is owed the money that Twitch/Youtube take from his subs/memberships/bits/superchats for using their platform, then has the nerve to hide and ban people mentioning it until that one time he was too flustered to keep the mask on.

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Y'know.. Just in case you missed him complaining about the $1 tips everyone gave him because Paypal took 30 cents wasn't a clear enough sign of greed...

Anyways, im sure they don't care. Have at it, idiots.
Most everything greedy he does was in some way a detractor idea.

The 1.30$ minimum tip was a detractor idea.
The vest was a detractor idea.
The hat was a detractor idea.
Naming Pokemon was a detractor idea. (IIRC)
Rebranding was a detractor idea.
Reacting to videos was a detractor idea.
DarksydePhil DTRH is an old detractor idea.
Eating on stream again was a detractor idea.

For a group of lads that claim to dislike some fat faggot that will never have enough money and will always scam poor stupid blokes, we sure seem keen on helping him find more ways to do just that.
 
Most everything greedy he does was in some way a detractor idea.

The 1.30$ minimum tip was a detractor idea.
The vest was a detractor idea.
The hat was a detractor idea.
Naming Pokemon was a detractor idea. (IIRC)
Rebranding was a detractor idea.
Reacting to videos was a detractor idea.
DarksydePhil DTRH is an old detractor idea.
Eating on stream again was a detractor idea.

For a group of lads that claim to dislike some fat faggot that will never have enough money and will always scam poor stupid blokes, we sure seem keen on helping him find more ways to do just that.
We should try some reverse psychology then. Make bad suggestions but coat them like they sound great. Since Phil loves to read here he might implement them. Then again it might be too complicated for Gin-brain PÜhil unless he gets a mailed step by step instruction and hopefully there is moneys already attached.

In terms of current YT Phil I think it will go on for a few years then they have a change in their admin team (or someone decides to finally crack down on some of the excesses) and they will kick him out of any monetization option making him keel over
 
Most everything greedy he does was in some way a detractor idea.

The 1.30$ minimum tip was a detractor idea.
The vest was a detractor idea.
The hat was a detractor idea.
Naming Pokemon was a detractor idea. (IIRC)
Rebranding was a detractor idea.
Reacting to videos was a detractor idea.
DarksydePhil DTRH is an old detractor idea.
Eating on stream again was a detractor idea.

For a group of lads that claim to dislike some fat faggot that will never have enough money and will always scam poor stupid blokes, we sure seem keen on helping him find more ways to do just that.
I see your point but let's be honest, his whales are set to throw money at Phil no matter what the window dressing is.
You could blame the Vest Streak for setting up the Goals which led to whales throwing crazy amounts of cash at him, but he's always had fanboys willing to fuck themselves over for Daddy regardless of what he says or does. Even if some of they claim to be "ironic fans".
 
SBM was the first one to notice Phil's incessant rocking on prestream, without camera, purely by noticing the audio change as he moved closer and farther from the mic. Whether he is 1000% blind or not I don't know, but he definitely has enhanced blindman hearing. I don't think he's a fake.

Which gave us one of my favourite DSP nicknames: "Sway", which also came with the added benefit of him retconning his back injury. He admitted that way before the alleged car crash that destroyed his back he would rock at work and his co-workers took to calling him Sway because of it.

If you ever catch a second of SBM's stream he also has some weird thing that reads chat out loud at a rate of, like, 800 words per minute that is nigh incomprehensible and irritating that I can't see anyone using for any reason unless absolutely necessary.

Most everything greedy he does was in some way a detractor idea.

The 1.30$ minimum tip was a detractor idea.
The vest was a detractor idea.
The hat was a detractor idea.
Naming Pokemon was a detractor idea. (IIRC)
Rebranding was a detractor idea.
Reacting to videos was a detractor idea.
DarksydePhil DTRH is an old detractor idea.
Eating on stream again was a detractor idea.

For a group of lads that claim to dislike some fat faggot that will never have enough money and will always scam poor stupid blokes, we sure seem keen on helping him find more ways to do just that.

The "dectractors" who troll with money and give him "embarrassing" ideas are so fucking dumb. The Polish Frogs and the dakkysmurfs who hang around detractor channels and discords trying to play off they don't give him that much money, yet when all is added up it amounts to hundreds in subs, tips, and cheers over the years, and thats before the ideas they recommend. Everyone knows the only thing stoping DSP from debasing himself entirely is laziness, he has no shame at all when it comes to earning extra. You know those ideas solely help him out. Admit you're a fan. Admit you're a KG, Vidar, Timbo, Anony, and whoever else their dumb names are.
 
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Most everything greedy he does was in some way a detractor idea.

For a group of lads that claim to dislike some fat faggot that will never have enough money and will always scam poor stupid blokes, we sure seem keen on helping him find more ways to do just that.
I can't control what other retards online do. If people want to hatewatch Dave yet "troll" him by sending him money to insult him or suggestions on how to humiliate and debase himself further to suck money from the bank accounts of dents, that's their problem. Even if Dave went away his group of simps would just migrate to some tittystreamer, vtuber, whatever other streamer will call out their name when they rain pennies down on them.
 
How do his arms look so weak and gross? For fucks sake phil, you're only 40 years old. Skeletons have more muscle than phil.

And he actually said he could beat up current day Mike Tyson with those arms..
phil has never trained a day in his life, which is why he looks like a atrophied mess. Never look like DSP.
 
He actually told the Internet that he cried in order to get out of a beating. Yes, we already knew he was a little bitch when confronted over his FGC shit-talking, but CRIED?

Haven't seen a lot of people mention the part of this story that was the most suspect to me, and that I'd love to get confirmation of, which was him saying that his response before he cried was to put his hands behind his back, stand there, and say, 'Okay, well I'm not gonna fight, so if you need to hit me to feel better, go ahead'. This seems unlikely.
 
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This asshole is so full of himself. No wonder he is attracted to Phil and that he couldn't find a woman, instead a cave troll who can't grow hair anymore - like his favorite streamer. All three are hideous.
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"Blacked Kat"

Phil's legacy and his non-existent game sense.
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