Orbiter Isabella Loretta Janke / Maxine Sidero / Bella / Kelly Osborn / @10anon - "The Final Troll of Christory", Animal Abuser, Discord Wannabe Cult Leader, Crusty Suicide Goblin, Estrogen Dispenser

[Cybertonia]

I assume that she is at least somewhat physically capable if her opponent is not. She apparently has some wrestling experience, and there is video proof of her being able to use that in some capacity. I have a feeling that if she ever tried to throw down with anybody who is well trained in any form of hand-to-hand combat, her ass is going down.

Have you ever seen a girlfight irl? There is no training or experience needed, its all hair pulling and randomly flailing their arms at each other

 

[Ass Johnson]

Have you ever seen a girlfight irl? There is no training or experience needed, its all hair pulling and randomly flailing their arms at each other

I was making the assumption of her skills without respect to the sex of the opponent.

 

[AnOminous]

I doubt she'll ever face any. Her parents have fuck you money and nobody in the real world really knows who she is or what she did.

She's still a low functioning psycho who will never have real friends because she impulsively fucks over anyone who trusts her, even without benefit to herself.

Have you ever seen a girlfight irl? There is no training or experience needed, its all hair pulling and randomly flailing their arms at each other

She could probably kick the ass of any of the retarded soyboys she gets to orbit her. She could rely on their unwillingness to hit a female and do eye-gouging, ball-kicking, object-throwing, Amber Heard-level psycho shit, one of the few advantages of psychopathy.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

She's still a low functioning psycho who will never have real friends because she impulsively fucks over anyone who trusts her, even without benefit to herself.

She could probably kick the ass of any of the retarded soyboys she gets to orbit her. She could rely on their unwillingness to hit a female and do eye-gouging, ball-kicking, object-throwing, Amber Heard-level psycho shit, one of the few advantages of psychopathy.

She would make an awesome Mortal Kombat character.

 

[Greasy Spoon]

Nah, its kind of fun banishing ideas of wanting to fuck her through social shame. Its not like there is anything going on with her currently.

There is, we just don't know about it (yet).

Is this bitch responsible for this site being fucked over? As far as everything's concern she's the only one with motive and resources to cause this to happen. Maybe there is another l33t h4cker lolcow I don't know about.

Allow me to introduce you to Elaine Miller.

 

[Maradontia]

I'm a little shocked Bella hasn't gotten into any physical altercations with other girls with how nasty of a person she is. How well would she even do in a fight? She's 5"7 which means she's taller than other girls, but I doubt she's ever done any sort of physical training in her life.

Bella molests girls who are smaller than her. She's a bully would naturally avoid getting into a fight with an athletic girl who can beat her ass.

 

[InternetSafariObserver]

Bella molests girls who are smaller than her. She's a bully would naturally avoid getting into a fight with an athletic girl who can beat her ass.

Is Janke still evading the law through her parents connections?

Definitely some spurious crap going on down there.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Bella molests girls who are smaller than her. She's a bully would naturally avoid getting into a fight with an athletic girl who can beat her ass.

Her beliefs on transgender people are unsurprisingly similar to Chris's old stance on gay people, too. She talks negatively about transgender people all the time, but when it's a femboy or a MtF, she eats that shit right up, and wants to fuck them.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

The thing that strangely helps me understand Bella's mindset is the fact that she enjoys oreos and easy cheese as a snack. This one detail tells a thousand tales to me. It's a chaotic snack and she's a whirlwind of a person. It would be interesting to see what she eats on a regular basis.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

The thing that strangely helps me understand Bella's mindset is the fact that she enjoys oreos and easy cheese as a snack. This one detail tells a thousand tales to me. It's a chaotic snack and she's a whirlwind of a person. It would be interesting to see what she eats on a regular basis.

I believe that was actually one of the stock images she'd post on the Discord, not one she made hersefl. Doesn't really change the fact that she keeps folders full of cursed, disgusting shit like that.

 

[Executive Petrel]

When you stand up to her, she would be a total pushover, only if she gets really angry or underestimates an opponent she would actually get involved in fights.
It's like with chris, despite being a terrible person that did some fucked up shit, the number of attempts to actually injure somebody somebody physically is surprisingly low. I remember the incident where Chris racism at Gameplace led to a black guy standing up to chris, who immediately flinched and shut his mouth.
Emotional terrorists/cluster B, even if low-functioning, most likely know how far they can go without risking their wimpy asses to get beaten up. The lack of working out won't help either. But never underestimate the strength of a lunatic.

It would be interesting to see what she eats on a regular basis.

Probably a varying selection from the roster of delicious tard fodder this thread has to offer.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/whats-the-most-autistic-food.35863/

 

[SwanSwanson]

I assume that she is at least somewhat physically capable if her opponent is not. She apparently has some wrestling experience, and there is video proof of her being able to use that in some capacity. I have a feeling that if she ever tried to throw down with anybody who is well trained in any form of hand-to-hand combat, her ass is going down.

Imagine being a straight female and wrestling Bella.

The thing that strangely helps me understand Bella's mindset is the fact that she enjoys oreos and easy cheese as a snack. This one detail tells a thousand tales to me. It's a chaotic snack and she's a whirlwind of a person. It would be interesting to see what she eats on a regular basis.

Wirh these past few posts you made on this board I have a feeling you have a crush on Bella my guy.

 

[anliteralidiot]

The thing that strangely helps me understand Bella's mindset is the fact that she enjoys oreos and easy cheese as a snack. This one detail tells a thousand tales to me. It's a chaotic snack and she's a whirlwind of a person. It would be interesting to see what she eats on a regular basis.

...she's the second person I've ever seen do that. First is former senior editor of gaming review site Dan Ryckert. Here's a clip that includes him getting other Giant Bomb members to try it.

He's a very chaotic person. He was very sheltered about food, and basically grew up on taco bell, and doing weird food experiments.

Bella is probably the same.

 

[Black Simp Bellamy]

Imagine being a straight female and wrestling Bella.

Raped, Wrasstling, it's all the same to Bella.

 

[PenneHead]

Why Isabella janke looking like the mc from the new silent hill.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Isabella being quite literally the most unaccountable lolcow is the most frustrating part about her. Fuck glowies, I hate the antichrist.

 

[A-№1]

100%, I cannot believe anyone is legit attracted to this psycho, at best average looking female animal torturer with probably the worst B.O and every fetish under the sun. Anyone who actually wants to 'tap that' needs a fucking therapy session.

The thing of it is, most men who end up fucking something like Bella, do so not because they want to, but because they can't think of a compelling reason not to. Also they're really, really drunk.

You thirsty shitheads need to just go to tinder where you can fuck all the emotionally broken girls that you want

Honestly, anyone thirsty and desperate enough to want to fuck something like Bella, probably couldn't find someone to fuck on Tinder. Otherwise they wouldn't be so thirsty and desperate.

There has rarely been a person in more need of Jesus.

But does Jesus need her?

she is the only cow that is alive I would actually want to see in person,

You would be disappointed. Awful is not the same thing as interesting.

I doubt she'll ever face any.

Oh she will. Have no fear of that. It's just that the consequences she gets might not be seen as such by her. She likely won't perceive them as more than misfortunes and wonder why life is so "unfair" to her.

She could probably kick the ass of any of the retarded soyboys she gets to orbit her.

That's not really saying anything.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I know this sounds retarded but every time I hear mentioned I just imagine Bella from Twilght at a computer and Edward hunched down behind her saying “Now convince him to fuck his own mother.”

 

[A-№1]

I just imagine Bella from Twilght

That you compare her to the most vapid and characterless main character from what is possibly the most boring, formulaic, and tedious modern literary franchise (especially in the vampire genre) really says something about her.

 

[Professor Pootis]

I'm a little shocked Bella hasn't gotten into any physical altercations with other girls with how nasty of a person she is. How well would she even do in a fight? She's 5"7 which means she's taller than other girls, but I doubt she's ever done any sort of physical training in her life.

She's counting on her odor working similarly to a skunk