Could Chris possibly get AIDS?

[Doc Cassidy]

He's been hanging out with gay people a lot in clubs lately, so I'm kind of worried he might catch AIDS. Not only is he dancing with them, but also sharing the same toilet seats and such. It honestly has me worried.

What are the chances of him catching the HIV?

 

[ActualKiwi]

Who says he doesn't already have it?

 

[APerson]

He's been hanging out with gay people a lot in clubs lately, so I'm kind of worried he might catch AIDS. Not only is he dancing with them, but also sharing the same toilet seats and such. It honestly has me worried.

What are the chances of him catching the HIV?

HIV is a Sexually Transmitted Disease. Chris'll be fine.

 

[Lipitor]

lol Lesbians don't get HIV.

But also like no dude... there is no overlap between people that want to fuck chris and people Chris wants to fuck. ADF... different story.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

HIV is a Sexually Transmitted Disease. Chris'll be fine.

Yeah, but he's touching them and using the same toilet seats...

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

 

[calicojack]

I'm not sure you can get AIDS from a toilet seat bud.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

I'm not sure you can get AIDS from a toilet seat bud.

That's not what my pastor said.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

That's not what my pastor said.

Shouldn't those questions be directed to your doctor instead?

 

[Apocalypso]

He's been hanging out with gay people a lot in clubs lately, so I'm kind of worried he might catch AIDS. Not only is he dancing with them, but also sharing the same toilet seats and such. It honestly has me worried.

What are the chances of him catching the HIV?

Perhaps we should AID Chris on his Love Quest.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Does this really warrant a thread?

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Does this really warrant a thread?

Yes. This is an extremely important topic.

 

[Asandy31]

He's been hanging out with gay people a lot in clubs lately, so I'm kind of worried he might catch AIDS. Not only is he dancing with them, but also sharing the same toilet seats and such. It honestly has me worried.

What are the chances of him catching the HIV?

very low, he has a better chance at getting autistic Aides (adult baby sitters)..but I doubt tugboat would pay for that, either way he is in limbo. I seriously doubt Chris is smart enough to go bug catching
Chris has 2 things that make HIV almost impossible to contract, sexual unattractiveness( probably couldn't get enough sexual partners unless he teamed up with a very skanky prostitute)..as well he lacks low self esteem from delusions of grandeur which means you won't catch him traveling to seek solace in a seethy glory hole...the glory hole would have to come to him

 

[Randall Fragg]

Great thread. Would read again.

 

[Ruin]

Chris will be the Virgin Mary of AIDS.

 

[SuperJ]

Chris is more likely to get AIDS from IV drug use than actual human contact. That said, no, he will not get AIDS.

 

[CWCissey]

 

[Casual Garbage]

OP doesn't know how AIDs work, OP doesnt know how Gay people work.

 

[CWCissey]

OP doesnt know how Gay people work.

Which is surprising as OP is a faggot...

 

[Tookie]

Who cares? He's already dead inside.