DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PieceofShet]

This subgifting and flexing with subs is really retarded. Its all about his ego! To feel important and possible others see how good he is when they see the count.

So he got 100 subs roughly, thats 300dollars roughly after youtube take? If you think about it, its like 10 dollars a day, 5 dollars a stream. Nothing. No wonder he complains.

EDIT: Now he is complaining about this gifting is random. "pretty silly".

 

[Hogan of the South]

Christ alive, the lip biting and the looking everywhere but at the camera as he explains why he needs tips made me think of Bubbles in The Wire. Maybe it's confirmation bias, but to this filthy detractor he looks like a junkie when he talks about instant money.

I did laugh at his examples for why he needed tips:
"If I need a buy a new game today, tips pay for it" makes sense, if you squint, but Phil barely buys new games anymore. He's down to what, one new release a month. So that's $70. But you ask for double that every stream Phil. So where does the rest of it go?
"If I need to buy something for the business, tips pay for it" even the most dented of dentheads can't possibly believe this. What was the last thing he bought to improve da business? The PS5?
"Bills and stuff behind the scenes, generally, tips pay for that" What? When did that happen? Wasn't the set in stone lore from DSP's mouth that the Youtube payment for all of that?

"You're a piece of shit if you think that someone that has to live day to day on tips and shit is funny" Fuck you Phil. If you could budget and stop spunking every penny up the wall on WWE Champions you'd be golden. There is a global cost of living crisis, people are having to choose between heating and eating, and this prick has the gall to say he is living "day to day" on over $100 a day. Sometimes it doesn't matter that DSP lives in a hell of his own creation, the desire to see someone scream in his face or batter him is overwhelming.

Wow what a salty bitchy little worm. Lol. Mmm that’s delicious.

 

[Balr0g]

Too bad his followers are all dentheads. Under normal circumstances this entitlement would have destroyed him immediately.

 

[AceVentura]

Wow what a salty bitchy little worm. Lol. Mmm that’s delicious.

Just waiting for the day karmamania runs wild on Phil brother dude.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

I have no doubt this Cost of Living Crisis will bring out the most petulant and funniest gold of ignorance ever

100k per year this man has earnt in the last 2-3 years and will probably strike another, yes I'm only specutarding here and rounding down to the closest 100k because he has earnt shit tier wages (because of the incessant begging) since the Bankruptcy and yet is still crying poor

It's not a case of when it will happen that he bans people for having low wages, it's just a case of how it will present him to go off on a rant that peepul still have muhney, much like his disgusting rant towards a fictional movie comic book character earning more than Phil in a life time yet will sperg that he doesn't have it...

I'm not calling this a new saga which the Gifted Subs has now taken up but we are in for a rocky few months or even another year for Kiwis probably gonna struggle with even the most basic of essential stuff like food and heating, yes summer is here but there is a whole world out there which has different weather lol

But srsly this year will to me be a fruitful one when I absolutely will call he will get one day of zero tips, members or SC or even ST, that's all I want just one whole day the Tards hold out

Apart from that Fuck those Aussie bitches in Government, Liberals just don't know when to keep quiet and mind their own fucking business

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

Is there data available on how much Phil has made on Twitch compared to his YT money? The bank leaks might be useful for some of it but I highly doubt he is pulling 6 figures anymore just from the platform.

 

[Kosher Dill]

That latest beg was really something else. I'm not the type to jump right to "Phil's out of control", but he really is. The pig has slipped the pen.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I know the golden rule is never get angry at Phil, but the cost of living crisis makes it harder. Over here gas and electric are up 50% and due to rise by at least that again in October, fuel is approaching £2 a litre, inflation at a 40 year high and an economist on TV today warning of food riots.meanwhile he sits and demands $300 a day to play video games and claims he can barely make ends meet.

 

[snort inquisition]

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx09iPKKOkGPOq7kXpYMufIXAmjDkmfsSn

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

My guess is that he was expecting way more gifted members than that. Don't be surprised if, in his head, he was expecting to get at least 3 times more members, especially with Clark around.

He wanted to be showered in those gifted members and hit the tips goal. He only gets paid by youtube once a month so he needs those tips to do pulls on a daily basis. Literal addict behavior. It's the exact same thing as offering to buy a homeless person food but they get pissed off because they wanted cash to buy beer or drugs. I gotta say though this is pretty funny watching him try to explain to these dents how him getting all this influx of money doesn't actually help his financial situation.

 

[Balr0g]

He wanted to be showered in those gifted members and hit the tips goal. He only gets paid by youtube once a month so he needs those tips to do pulls on a daily basis. Literal addict behavior. It's the exact same thing as offering to buy a homeless person food but they get pissed off because they wanted cash to buy beer or drugs. I gotta say though this is pretty funny watching him try to explain to these dents how him getting all this influx of money doesn't actually help his financial situation.

It's the same as the Kingtut story in a way. Tut showered Phil with tips and cheers and his normal fanbase slowed their support due to that. Phil expected them to keep up AND pocket Tut's money too. And after watching his stupid rant right now I really want to punch his stupid face in while yelling "Learn to budget you lame brain piece of shit!"

 

[Piece of Peace]

Is there data available on how much Phil has made on Twitch compared to his YT money? The bank leaks might be useful for some of it but I highly doubt he is pulling 6 figures anymore just from the platform.

Yup, thanks to the Twitch leaks in combination with the bank leaks we have mostly objectively verifiable data on regards to his earlier Twitch/YouTube Adsense income. I made a couple charts awhile back (these both represent NET revenue)

Spoiler: Simple chart

Spoiler: Extra tism

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I gotta say though this is pretty funny watching him try to explain to these dents how him getting all this influx of money doesn't actually help his financial situation.

My favorite part is listening to him repeat the ol' "I DON'T GET THAT TILL NEXT MOOOOOONTH" spiel, totally ignoring the fact that he literally never brings up the money he gets from Superchats or the like.
The argument sort of worked for him when he first went back to Youtube, but it's been a year and not once have we heard how much the "delayed contributions" from last month have helped him. They literally just don't count, ever.
"These gifted memberships will help me in the LONG TERM!"
"What about last month's superchat money?"
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[ParksydeDhil]

Anyone know who else is living day to day on 100k a year?

 

[Q_Anon1001]

My favorite part is listening to him repeat the ol' "I DON'T GET THAT TILL NEXT MOOOOOONTH" spiel, totally ignoring the fact that he literally never brings up the money he gets from Superchats or the like.
The argument sort of worked for him when he first went back to Youtube, but it's been a year and not once have we heard how much the "delayed contributions" from last month have helped him. They literally just don't count, ever.
"These gifted memberships will help me in the LONG TERM!"
"What about last month's superchat money?"
[Message deleted]

lmao

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

wow... ya know, i may have talked way too soon in regards to phil and these gifted members.

i expected the gifted members would change the stream for phils benefit

but after watching today, the begging for tips has been in more rampant. berating the viewers for not talking about the game.

maybe the gifted member ships will put a hold on the tips and phil will get really angry with that wow

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Holy shit, at around ~2:19:30 (on the Tevin stream) Rambo says:

"And again, if people get pissed listening to this, as a consolation prize, if you really think about it: if you're a fan of Phil's you have to agree, that I did, and I know you did to an extent, everything you could to help him over the years, you know, so much so, that to this day, he makes money, off of videos that we're in, to this day, every day. Whether it's, you know, ten cents, whether it's ten bucks, whatever the hell it is, he's making money off of, you know, work we did for him every single day. And he's still finding new ways to monetize us.

2015, and Rambo had him dead to rights. 7 years later and he's STILL FINDING NEW WAYS TO MONETIZE HOWARD AND RAMBO. Rambo knew him so fucking well.

 

[Dona Morte]

Hello All.

Just watched @Piece of Peace WONDERFUL video.
So we are going to through POINT by POINT.
0:24
He says he is grateful. - No he's not. Phil lives on IMMIEDIATE gratification.

This here is the "believe me look".
Body language experts say when someone looks DIRECTLY at you they want to convince you.
0:33
Thank you for "living up to what I thoought" was going to happen. What des that even mean? Phil, you know the pattern on Twitch, you know you have the FRACTION of the viewers you had on Twitch. "Living up to" could also mean he know precisely what he is doing.
So yes, he is stupid for not budgeting but using those precise words attributes malice. There is no other possibility here. When money is there he spends it.

However. Notice the hands, and the expression. This is exhasperation. This is him chiding his chat.
0:46 1:14 1:28
Liquidity. There is no liquidity here Phil. We know every penny of what goes out. Unless, you are going through divorce and Khet is wriging her 50%.
Liquidity means ASSETS. What assets do you own that you can sell?
Categories he lists: game (he has not bought a new one for a while now), something for the business (what exactly is that Phil- you been begging for a PC and you are not getting a new camera. Bills and stuff. Don't care/ none of you business. YOU said so yourself. "The tips are none of your business." No one cares about your day off. "I hope this does not mean people will forgo tipping." I don't either Phil. I hope @JimJimJim will step up.
1:36 - Why you laughing? They are laughing at you. We are too.
2:05 - I cannot afford stuff on my day off. Don't care. If tips are low you said it is not our business if tips are low. I am doing to hold you to what you told me junkie.
2:21 - Your one day off. Yes, it's all about you Phil. It is also none of our business either?
3:20- Takes a month and a half. Cannot have both. Money is finite Philly. I do not have to pay anything now. Nope. You don't. Unless he is bouncing card balances again. This means the bankrupcy did nothing to help him.
3:57 - YouTube has to do this now. This is not new. He knows payments to do not clear right away. Interesting how there are days where he just stays at home and no begging after or the day off. What is it about the MIDDLE of the month that has him jonesing so much? Payment delay, talk leads me to believe he is pulling EVERY night, or drinking every night. This is supported by the need to do groceries every week. The food waste in that house must be amazing.
5:04 - What day to day shit? The pulls that is the answer. There are days off where he does little to no begging. Is the event in WWE champions making you itch DSP?
Tsk tsk must be tough. I know @TJGamebox said there is a zombies event.
Thank you for your service gentlemen. As always.
Phil. Never get help. You teach us so much about toxic people, so much about addiction. Never change.
Archive below in case a certain super fan get's twitchy.

Spoiler

 

[NursezillaX]

What the fuck is happening right now? Usually we get disaster prestreams like this the day after khantributions have been really slow, but he got what? 100 organic gifted memberships yesterday and he's completely losing his fucking mind on the prestream right now, reminding the dents that they still have to tip him.

It's never enough.

He has a fundamental issue comprehending that new ways of donating like Superthanks and gifted subs are just alternative means for people giving him a finite amount of money. He sees them as ADDITIONAL ways for someone to donate on top of whatever way they normally do, which is why he gets so hyped about them, only to crash when he realizes that an increase from one source is going to result in a decrease from another.

He's still doing the same bullshit about how it will REALLY help him LATER, but every time 'later' comes, he's still begging just as much for daily tips.
Regardless of how high his YT check ever gets from things like subs and Superchats, he's always gonna be begging for tips to pay for 'immediate shit'.

His story about how if his payday falls on a weekend he doesn't get his money until the following Wednesday or even Thursday is complete horseshit too. He's used this scam to get a boost in money for his day off many times in the past saying that 'my payday is on Saturday and I have no way of knowing if I'll get my money before my day off, so I need money NOW!' and, surprise, surprise, he always ends up getting it in time, crisis averted!!

I'm also amused that he still does the thing where he says he needs money on his day off 'to have a meal out with my wife, the ONE day that we don't cook at home', when this pig and his horse get Doordash sometimes multiple times a day, which he doesn't even try to hide.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Didn't expect this new car smell to wear off so soon. Super Thanks stuck longer than this.

Why are you guys laughing?