Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

DogBiter2988 said:
Is there anyone you guys think Boogie could actually win against in a legitimate boxing match? I’m not convinced he could even beat Ricky Berwick honestly, Booger would have to catch him and that’s not gonna happen.
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I doubt it, cause hes such an unhealthy sack of shit and any physical strain on his body for more than 2 min would take him out. He might throw a punch that lands but anyone would just run (jog or even fucking pace) around him and jabhim until he gives out. He cant even be fucked to upload a legit full length exercise program where he does all the reps and in proper form. He is addicted to the idea of profiting to the idea of him working out, while working as little as possible. One would think his doctor would give him a good diet and exercise plan, or a trainer to help (like he had in the past) but we wont hear about a doctor until its time to back out.

He is also mentally unprepared to be invested. Despite admitting and knowing all this exercise and lead up will give him views, asspats and money Boogie just cant commit. He just can never commit to a long term goal if he has to endure any amount of discomfort. He cant handle being "punched down" let alone an actual punch. Hes also terrified of being confronted and cant handle shit when brought up to his face and he cant hide behind his various shields or DMs.

If by any chance that Boogie enters a fight he will be fucked and he knows it. So hes gonna try every trick he can to keep people enticed to the idea he is training and is serious while sending DMs to people asking them to be nice and not hit hard while backing out at the last minute. Hes never going to do this and if he gets back into a corner and has to his body aint gonna be able to handle the ass whopping he deserves and which his opponent will ferociously inflict upon him.
 
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Damn, when even Marvel stuff doesn't get you attention you've really gotta realise something about your channel. Also he picks the dumbest faces to use that never match the video, it looks like he's just eating a hamburger.

Although if you asked him about it he'd say that was on purpose.
 
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We're truly in the end days for the booginator. With how bad these views are I can't imagine he's making much anymore. Couple that with his lack of revenue from other sources, how much food he consumes daily, and his need to spend hundreds if not thousands on magic cards monthly, it's only a matter of time before he's brokeandhomeless2988 (coming at us live once again through the power of Motel 6's wifi).
 
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And yet another night of Boogie just sitting alone in his bedroom, screaming at his phone, making just incredibly boring jokes and then seething about content creators in the replies whilst retweeting his shitty Francis video for the 50th time because no one fucking watched it.

Good work Francis, you truly are winning. Bet those two conventions that... for some reason invited you to attend are going to make a literal killing with you as the guest. What is Boogie going to do? He doesn't have any helpers anymore to follow him to conventions to wipe his bum for him.

Best result will be for him to hire a girl to be his fake girlfriend for the event as his "helper".
 
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Marc83 said:
He's STILL seething about them? What kind of black magic fuckery do all these people have on Melon?
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They have the magic of... ignoring him and not talking about him. That's the worst punishment of all it seems. We're weeks into him flipping out about Ethan, Ethan still hasn't talked to him. We're a week into him flipping out at Muta. Muta has made one vague tweet but for some reason Boogie hasn't responded to it. Jackson tweeted about him once and he went on a 10 tweet rampage about Jackson... who never responded to him.

It's driving him fucking wild lol
 
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This guy can't take anyone that disagrees with him and pretends hes not seething.

"This is a joke"
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Boogie admits he purposely makes retarded 'jokes' like this to bait reactions:
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This is the only way boogie can get fan interaction anymore. If he doesn't make a retarded statement no one cares to interact with him.

From routinely cracking a million views on youtube to struggling to crack double digit likes on twitter. Melon's fall from grace is one of the most pathetic things in internet history.
 
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With how disgusting Boogie is publicly, I wonder what kind of dark secrets that lunatic is hiding.

He speaks like a predator, looks like a predator, and acts like a predator. He's admitted to only dating girls 25 years younger than him that have mental health issues. That's so fucking disgusting, I can't believe he has said that shit out loud. Dude is absolutely deplorable, and he reminds me a lot of EDP. Always inside, addicted to pornography, constantly posting disgusting content, and extremely misogynistic. He shouldn't be around children as much as he is, he sure as fuck has acted creepy towards a lot of them, showed unhealthy behaviors, and even told one that he'd get it and it would be ok if he killed himself. He is dangerous and should have been 5150'd after his threats of homicide, suicide, and gun incident.
 
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ThatDarnIrishMan said:
Like when he was on talking about Better Help on The Ralph Retort. You can see him in real time changing his personality as he talks until he finds one that gets praise and then he doubles down on that one, repeatedly pushing to get more praise from everyone.
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Damn I forgot about that guest appearance by Boogster. That video offers some particularly clear insight into just how desperate he is for affirmation from anyone - including fucking Ralph. I went back and skimmed the video and it exceeded my expectations just as I remember. One clip that stood out to me was the one I'll post below. Boogie reminds me of a student fucking around in class while the teacher is out of the room and immediately snapping right back to "good boy" mode once he hears the teacher's footsteps returning. The Lucy Foxx mention comes straight out of left field.

*directed towards Boogie's own fans who are tuning into Ralph's stream and attempting to flag it to take it down, after Ralph calls on Boogie to wrangle his spergs*

"Don't fucking flag [the stream]. You guys know I encourage criticism of me. You guys fucking know that. I want people to make their videos [exposing me]. I wasn't even mad about Lucy Foxxx, guys, you fucking know this shit, okay? Let people say whatever the fuck they want to say about me." (timestamp: 14:40)
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Also at 26:05 Jewsh and Metokur mention that the real risk with the BetterHelp scam is consumer's privacy rights being gravely violated. Metokur mentions people will commit suicide if their darkest secrets get leaked out there. Boogie's response is all him going "Imagine how I feel! I want to kill myself because of what I said in my appointments. But therapists recording and collecting your call logs is the same as when Facebook does it, right?. He's completely missing the point of why he went on there, to address the allegations that he's scamming his 4 million+ subscribers and doesn't care about how this scam effects them so long as Boogie gets paid. He doesn't even pretend to care about the people he's potentially fucking over.

At the 29:50 mark, Boogie spontaneously announces out of nowhere that he's a furry, talks about his developed fursona, wants to get "fox fucked in his butthole", briefly comes out as "gay", and claims he loves getting pegged.
 
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