Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Does Tom know how to pay with crypto? If not, he can't pay Jersh properly. But I can track down Tom pretty easily so he better pay me now
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According to lore, Tom does not know how to use crypto. Josh actually paid Tom a few dollars in Bitcoin to play "Hot Cross Buns" on the recorder. Tom then forgot his password and can't access the money.
 
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BlueArmedDevil said:
There's an Oregon trail joke to be made here but it's too A-loggy for me.
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I lack any dignity, so. . .
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Don't you have to apply and be approved to get into a nudist resort? Do they just not Google applicants there? How the hell did Tom get in?
 
RazorBackBacon said:
Don't you have to apply and be approved to get into a nudist resort? Do they just not Google applicants there? How the hell did Tom get in?
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He's only there to sell at some "high-end" show that happens to be taking place there. As for the how, I believe he finagled his way into sharing space yet again with someone he know through the internet.

Shit, ninja'd
 
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RazorBackBacon said:
Don't you have to apply and be approved to get into a nudist resort? Do they just not Google applicants there? How the hell did Tom get in?
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I don' t think the festival is inside the resort proper. That said, VIPs will have access to the pool and the woman Tom is sharing a booth with appears to be a VIP.
 
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RazorBackBacon said:
Don't you have to apply and be approved to get into a nudist resort? Do they just not Google applicants there? How the hell did Tom get in?
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No, some don't even have 18+ age restrictions. The Natural Carucao for instance is a clothing optional resort with a 14+ age restriction. Best to do a lot of research into them if you don't want to be put on a watch list after coming back.
 
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Glowie said:
Also are lisence plates look up possible for civil servants? I want to know who owns that car, it sure as hell isn't Tom
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You can look up a lot of information yourself including the gas mileage (almost 80k) the dealership wrote for it, year, various prices it had for sale and any recalls it had (his has an engine recall) just not who owns it. At least not for free.
 
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Glowie said:
Also are lisence plates look up possible for civil servants? I want to know who owns that car, it sure as hell isn't Tom
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We have no reason to believe Tom doesn't own it given the stupid way it was bought.
 
RazorBackBacon said:
I am fucking horrified. You'd think they'd do the bare minimum to keep out the weirdos.
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You're going to a resort to walk around naked with other people who are walking around naked. How can you get much weirder than that? The only you're not allowed to do usually is take photos/ videos.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
You're going to a resort to walk around naked with other people who are walking around naked. How can you get much weirder than that? The only you're not allowed to do usually is take photos/ videos.
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At least filtering out sex offenders would be a decent thing to do.

Let's face it the only reasons for Tom to go to a nudist event like that are
1) sell gravel
2) attempt to get laid
3) ogle at nude minors
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
No, some don't even have 18+ age restrictions. The Natural Carucao for instance is a clothing optional resort with a 14+ age restriction. Best to do a lot of research into them if you don't want to be put on a watch list after coming back.
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Well Tom is probably already on a shit ton of lists so that doesn't really bother him


Anonymus Fluhre said:
You're going to a resort to walk around naked with other people who are walking around naked. How can you get much weirder than that? The only you're not allowed to do usually is take photos/ videos.
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Tom takes pictures of little kids so that will be an issue


BlueArmedDevil said:
It's Tom's, he bought it from enterprise rental. You can transfer the plates from owner to owner.
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Do you think the jeep survives his trip back?
 
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Glowie said:
At least filtering out sex offenders would be a decent thing to do.

Let's face it the only reasons for Tom to go to a nudist event like that are
1) sell gravel
2) attempt to get laid
3) ogle at nude minors
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I think most nudists are pretty libertarian in their views. Unless a guy like Tom starts aggressively shoving his hand up teenagers like he's Jim Henson in meth psychosis they probably won't do anything about it.

Although that said Tom enjoys forcing himself on other people regardless; he just fixates on kids and animals because they're easier targets. He'll happily worm his way into a nudist event that only features adults, since the concept seems wholesome and innocent, and thus he finds the idea of pushing boundaries and profaning it to be sexually thrilling.
 
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Uberpenguin said:
I think most nudists are pretty libertarian in their views. Unless a guy like Tom starts aggressively shoving his hand up teenagers like he's Jim Henson in meth psychosis they probably won't do anything about it.

Although that said Tom enjoys forcing himself on other people regardless; he just fixates on kids and animals because they're easier targets. He'll happily worm his way into a nudist event that only features adults, since the concept seems wholesome and innocent, and thus he finds the idea of pushing boundaries and profaning it to be sexually thrilling.
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Every word of that filled me with new and unfamiliar flavors of existential dread.
 
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