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Lucas was thinking of the children. All the time
Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.
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TAKE THESE NEXT ALBUMS WITH A GRAIN OF SALT, I CAN'T TELL IF IT'S ACTUALLY LUCAS OR NOT. THEY WERE FOUND ON KINGSLEY ROBERT'S FACEBOOK.
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Same idiots who spout "believe the science" immediately cover their ears and call you nazi as science proves men and women are fundamentally, genetically and provably different.
How's it feel, Lucas? Knowing that every minute of every day you remember, deep down in dark places you don't like to talk about, that you will NEVER be a woman? Or Italian. Or relevant. But one day you can become a statistic. All you need is some rope.
How's it feel, Lucas? Knowing that every minute of every day you remember, deep down in dark places you don't like to talk about, that you will NEVER be a woman? Or Italian. Or relevant. But one day you can become a statistic. All you need is some rope.
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I just see this album and I'm just filled with, not disgust, but sadness on what could have been. He could have grown into a functional man, but instead decided to fuck his own life with online grift and a failed attempt at prostitution.
What led to these decisions? Will we know what goes inside Lucas' head? Will he tell us?
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In celebration of what will be soon 300 pages of doxed troons, political ranting, troon porn, grooming allegations, false rape allegations, incredible double standards, and a complete lack of irony or introspection, let’s all take time to mention our favorite moment from our favorite new group of cows.
I’ll start:
Lucas using a 16 year old as grift bait for internet clout
That and the time he posted a picture of art someone drew here and didn’t get the joke.
I’ll start:
Lucas using a 16 year old as grift bait for internet clout
That and the time he posted a picture of art someone drew here and didn’t get the joke.
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I’ll add on that first part:
Lucas not contacting said 16 year old after saying he would. Also, getting into a fight with Destiny’s wife and losing.
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I enjoyed my short-lived back and forth with Lucas where I posted screenshots of his private Twitter, he'd change the @, I'd post the new @, he'd change the @ again, and so on, until he changed the name to something like FUCKYOUIWILLNEVERSTOP, lmfao. Null archive-sniping his incel TikToks was pretty great, too. And of course, the mass-doxing of his mods and patrons has been (and will continue to be) very fun. Here's to another 300 pages! 
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Next Time on Keffal Ball Z, more mods getting doxed, Kingsley continues to spin in his grave, and the shocking return of Lucas' birth father! He's bursting with shame for his bastard son, and he's getting ready to tweet. How will Keffals ratio himself out of this one? See you all at Page 600.
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Keffals is the one trannoid I unironically think should 41 percent. Every single time they make their presence known, it's in the most annoying and insufferable way possible. Every take they give is that of a lunatic. Fucking christ.
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Almost 300 pages of proving he'll never be a woman. What a time to be alive.
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Agree. I know I am more of a lurker than poster in this thread, but watching this shit unfold in real time has been a fucking trip. This is the most loathsome new lolcow to me since the discovery of ILJ. Total malignant narcissist and sociopath. Clout chasing to cover for being just a total soul-sucking void of a person. Im on the site to laugh and gawk and dont take stuff seriously, but on some core level I think I actually hate this cow.
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300 pages in around 2 months and yet he's done nothing to try to ratio us or the CEO of Transphobia: Null. Very disappointed in you Lucas I thought you would attempt something by now
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For me, it's his initial challenge to the final boss of transphobia and then instantly switching to DFE mode.
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Happy 300 pages! You'll ratio Destiny's thread soon!
It's been a wild ride, you guys have been all over the world! Thanks momma Cathy for keeping all these precious memories on your Facebook page. <3
From the dates on her posts and the fact the dad had a favorite fucking street food vendor, it's shown that they were in Bangkok for at least multiple weeks and Lucas had more than one surgery.
McDonalds in Thailand is like Gunt eating Burger King in Portugal lmao,
that is where the fatty physique really began, estrogen stores fat.
Surgery can't fix a shit personality and rotten character.
It's been a wild ride, you guys have been all over the world! Thanks momma Cathy for keeping all these precious memories on your Facebook page. <3
From the dates on her posts and the fact the dad had a favorite fucking street food vendor, it's shown that they were in Bangkok for at least multiple weeks and Lucas had more than one surgery.
McDonalds in Thailand is like Gunt eating Burger King in Portugal lmao,
that is where the fatty physique really began, estrogen stores fat.
Surgery can't fix a shit personality and rotten character.
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BLT outlet
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Happy 300 pages kiwis!
We are still eager to laugh at your fucking stupid shenanigans Lucas! So stunning and brave enough to reveal yourself as a fucking child groomer!
ETA:grammar
We are still eager to laugh at your fucking stupid shenanigans Lucas! So stunning and brave enough to reveal yourself as a fucking child groomer!
ETA:grammar
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Somehow through this entire mess I completely missed that Lucas initially chose his name to be "Kaylie". I gotta say that the tranny name-choosing has always been hilarious to me in that they try to make it sound extra feminine but end up with a stripper name.
It still amazes me that you can't call out in public the absurdity of some loser dude hacking off his genitals, cross-dressing, and sprouting tits from hormones...which suddenly turns him into an icon, an inspiration, an activist, a victimized class, etc. It's some Emperor's new clothes shit, except the Emperor is just ugly af.
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My absolute favorite Lucas moment was when he tried to ratio SCOTUSblogs tweet about Roe V. Wade being overturned. Whe he got tremendous backlash for it, he deleted the tweet and blamed someone else for just even suggesting making the ratio tweet.
But of course, nothing will top just sitting here and laughing at this retard and his troon squad as he melts down and makes a bigger ass of himself, and laughing with you guys has kept me around on the farms a bit longer. Truly, a community effort.
Happy 300 pages, everyone!!