DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Does Phil really think his whales are loaded? They literally spent like 200+ on memberships now he expects them to hit tips goal as well. He really doesn't think he can bleed them dry does he?
It isn't whether or not he thinks they're loaded, he just doesn't give a single fuck about that. He doesn't care about them as human beings, people with their own problems. He just sees them as his own personal ATMs. It's why he gets upset if they "promise" him money and then they don't give it to him that very second.

The only person Phil cares about is himself. Literally no one else, not even the momwife.
 
Holy shit. Even as a fairly long-term follower this shook me.
The bare-faced greed was just totally naked for a few seconds.

‘I have a day off coming up and you better pay for a fucking meal for me’.

The guy is not even pretending he has to earn tips anymore. You better fucking give them because he has stuff he wants to buy.

This man is on a dark, dark slope. He’ll continue to descend on it regardless of what any detractor does.
I've never followed DSP very closely but this has to be my favorite clip I've seen of him of all time. 100 memberships in past 24 hours (and still ongoing, people were gifting memberships throughout the prestream podcast) and he still has the audacity to beg for tips. Like he can't even wait until he's not making 100 subs a day (literally 400/day, at a normal job that would be $50/hr for 8 hours...).
 
Most everything greedy he does was in some way a detractor idea.

The 1.30$ minimum tip was a detractor idea.
The vest was a detractor idea.
The hat was a detractor idea.
Naming Pokemon was a detractor idea. (IIRC)
Rebranding was a detractor idea.
Reacting to videos was a detractor idea.
DarksydePhil DTRH is an old detractor idea.
Eating on stream again was a detractor idea.

For a group of lads that claim to dislike some fat faggot that will never have enough money and will always scam poor stupid blokes, we sure seem keen on helping him find more ways to do just that.
Slightly late to the party, but I disagree with most of these. If we want to get into semantics, yeah, these are things that were discussed on the forums, but only in the sense that they're (mostly) all obvious things that streamers figure out within the first few weeks.

Minimum tips are generally a standard thing. I think Phil actually has his on the lower end, I remember $5 being the standard. IIRC, it had something to do with PayPal fees being worse for anything under $5, but that might have changed.

Vest/hat is arguably more of a detractor idea. I'm not 100% on the lore, but I always thought it was people trying to get Phil to dress up and look dumb. Some of them probably did donate, and I'd say those guys are as dumb as the usual bunch that troll tip, but the actual streak/money making was way more OIC related than detractor. It's easily his claim to "fame" and what most people know him for.

Pretty sure naming Pokemon was a joke after Phil started charging people to name stuff in Minecraft. Variants of it are also pretty common among streamers, except instead of bid wars, it's rewarding subs by naming characters after them.

Rebranding is way too generic of a thing to be called a detractor idea. I feel like we also talk more about how rebranding is impossible for Phil because he's known as "that guy". Outside of dropping King of Hate, a term DSP barely even used in years, I don't think Phil has even tried to rebrand himself. Mostly because I don't think he has a brand to begin with outside of being "that guy".

Reacting to videos is again not something limited to detractors. I think this is just a classic example of Phil being incredibly late to hop onto a trend. Plus, Phil has for years dipped his gout infested toes into being a react streamer. I mean, he even had a react channel made, plus he's done reactions to E3 coverage and his retrospective streams. Even DSP tries it was basically a react video, and he certainly didn't get that idea from detractors. If anything, I think the general reaction from detractors kept him from doing more stuff like this, especially the Tries It because he's terrified of showing off his house now.

I thought most people agreed DTRH was too outdated/vanilla to be an entertaining reacts. It seems like he had watched at least some other DTRH, though I guess that's possibly because the channel was being talked about on here? I suppose there's an argument that us saying it was boring and safe is what made DSP watch it so in a sense, this could probably be loosely attributed to detractors.

Maybe jokes were made about Phil eating on camera, but I think the general consensus is Feasting with the King is *not* a good idea and Phil not only sucks at describing food/looks miserable doing it. It also tends to be the part where people stop watching because it's so boring/gross. Again, there might have been jokes about Phil charging people to watch him eat, but I don't think anyone though it was actually a good idea. I also don't know if I'd even call it a successful idea, it seems like whenever he sets it as a goal, it's more of an incidental thing versus something people actively donated for like the vest streak.

There's also plenty of examples of Phil not taking legitimately good ideas that are posted on here. Greenscreen, fan discord, playing multiplayer games with fans, not making celebrity deaths about himself, collaborating with other streamers, multiplayer with Khet, less begging etc. There are even "jokey" suggestions Phil could theoretically do but hasn't shown an interest in, like charging to turn the camera on (or off). Then there's some "bigger" ones that admittedly, Phil just isn't capable of, like anything related to saving money/not playing Champions etc. Actually, Champions is a pretty big suggestion he's ignored on here. Not in the quitting sense, but streaming himself playing it/trying to use his gacha addiction to pity beg. He's also ignored the suggestion of cutting down on prestreams, in fact, he went so far as to do the opposite and turn it into an even longer "podcast".

Don't get me wrong, there are some legitimate "detractors" who are in the closet Phil fans. Or people who really, really don't understand trolling. And apparently, some who think Phil deserves protected status. But I'm fairly confident those stealth fans are very much in the minority, and I don't think these recent theories that detractors are actually responsible for all of DSP's success hold much weight.
 
Doordash about to get a lot more expensive.

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Jesus Christ, Phil! Learn how to manage your denthead's money better, you fucking dunce!

So, instead of "back taxes.", it's back to the Twitch arch! The "YouTube payment falls on a weekend and I need money, NOW!" So, now it's his denthead's responsibility to make sure that they TIP Phil, since the 21st falls on a Sunday, and he doesn't get paid until...drumroll please...the next day! OMG, the sky is falling, guys! How will Phil enjoy his day off if he doesn't hit the Goddamn tips goals, you guys??? How will his prized Clydesdale get her salt? How will Phil upgrade his Outsiders zombie Scott Hall and Kevin Nash?

Okay, sarcasm aside, this is fucking pathetic! I know Phil is pathetic as a person, but Jesus! Dude! You make $100K and up a YEAR, sitting in your cum stained pajama pants playing video games and filling your jowels full of DoorDash and gin.

I would say get a life, but we all know THAT'S NOT going to happen.
 

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Does the CoL index account for chronic alcoholism, gambling addiction and 50 DoorDash meals a week though?

Feeding a prize Clydesdale aint cheap, you know.
What ticks me off about the whole “living beyond his means” thing is that he’s not. His money (all of it) is just going into a black hole we aren’t aware off, something outside the mobile games I’m sure.

I have a family of 5, a mortgage, car payment, and my son has autism. between the private school and the therapy it runs me $35k a year. Even on an income before taxes of $160k (wifey works too) we still manage to save and put money in the bank.

We are a family of 5 with massive medical expenses, earning about as much as Phil does after taxes and we manage just fine with 100K a year. Phil will have everyone believe he can’t feed himself, a cat and a horse on the same budget.
Fuck this guy, he takes advantage of the kindness of autistic kids l who don’t know any better, and they take his word that he needs help or else he will starve.
 
I'm shit at math but it seems losing Twitch essentially removed half his effective income or at least a third. Say he's making 60k annually now (80k if we include his tips). How fucked is he in reality? I'm assuming Renton has a pretty high cost of living for being in the Seattle metro, but he's not in the city proper and as neither he nor his wife actually go anywhere or do anything, it cuts down on a lot.

I'm trying to understand if there is actually reason for his rant considering we all know he has no impulse control so his more recent behavior might be more warranted, in his mind.
Didn't the chart from @Piece of Peace show he made $145,000 last year, most of which was after leaving Twitch? Why would he only be making $80000 now? There's nothing to indicate it's dropped below $10,000 a month.
 
wat?!

I guess someone questioned why he keeps saying "she" keeps messing up, she being the character in the game he's controlling and he said it's cause he's not her.

Phil...are you really that retarded, you do know that the character in the video game isn't real, right? christ he's really really digging deep for the coping that he's bad at pretty much everything. To go as far as to think a bunch of coding is a sentient being that is doing it's own thing as you play the game is...wow

I mean it's that or khet left/is in the process of leaving and he's got a hate boner for anything with tits and a vagina, I mean the last WWE stream he called the one woman the "slut in the corner", today he called a female boss a "cunt" and he seems to really REALLY be riding on this whole Faith is the one who keeps messing up in the game not him, she's doing it all, she's an idiot, she sucks, she can't do anything right.

Phil is the master of protesting too much and this woman hate boner is getting pretty sus...
 
Didn't the chart from @Piece of Peace show he made $145,000 last year, most of which was after leaving Twitch? Why would he only be making $80000 now? There's nothing to indicate it's dropped below
And not a cent put aside for tax time ...that should be fun.
wat?!

I guess someone questioned why he keeps saying "she" keeps messing up, she being the character in the game he's controlling and he said it's cause he's not her.

Phil...are you really that retarded, you do know that the character in the video game isn't real, right? christ he's really really digging deep for the coping that he's bad at pretty much everything. To go as far as to think a bunch of coding is a sentient being that is doing it's own thing as you play the game is...wow

I mean it's that or khet left/is in the process of leaving and he's got a hate boner for anything with tits and a vagina, I mean the last WWE stream he called the one woman the "slut in the corner", today he called a female boss a "cunt" and he seems to really REALLY be riding on this whole Faith is the one who keeps messing up in the game not him, she's doing it all, she's an idiot, she sucks, she can't do anything right.

Phil is the master of protesting too much and this woman hate boner is getting pretty sus...
I mean you listen to his twitch rant and he called titty streamers whores and I would say they give better content than him and at least pretend better, Phil blames everyone else even the fictional video game characters that he is in control of its fucking out of this world the amount of entitlement and copium.

Pretty easy fix, put your fucking glasses on phill you are 40 I turned 30 and had to wear glasses it's not a big fucking deal.

He hurts himself more than any troll or detractor could and I think he doesn't know that
 
Phil is so shit at games you don't even need to understand how the game works to know he's shit. I've never played mirrors edge. But I can definitely tell that's not the way you should be playing it and that from the looks of it the seasoned gamer could pick it up and handle it with realtive ease. Ecspcially someone who grew up on platformers and has played 1000s of hours of form soft games. Same with first person shooters. Yet cpu grunts without fail always best Phil. He's having a worse time with this current stage than he did most elden ring boses. Not saying the game is easy by any means but how to you go from beating elden ring to struggling with mirrors edge. I mean yeah he struggled at elden ring but that's to be expected. How can one man be so bad at video games. Genuinely impressive he made a career out of this.
 
DSP says that was a failure of a playthrough but it had that good Classic DSP sprinkled into it if you take out the obnoxious pausing to read $1.50 tips.

So many failures, and the finale was another Dragonquest Builders 2 Nerve wracking ending where he couldn't tell if he could beat it in time, and wanted to clock out but was failing left and right.

I'll give it a 1/1

I don't know any other streamer that looks into the camera as much as him it's so weird
Yeah this brings it back to when Leanna popped up in the React Video. Something is triggering here that is making him stare directly at the camera and it's so god damn jarring to see. Same occurrence for when Khet was in the room for the smug ass kiss, and head nodding up and down staring at you menacingly when she's talking.
 
Anyone know who else is living day to day on 100k a year?
Anyone that lives right off the edge of their means. People who are literally incapable of saving money. If you receive the weekly paycheck, you spend it all and wait for the next one. Except Phil gets paid daily via tips. And then you get all the occasions where he insults people who suggest he downsizes any aspect of his expenses.

Let's not forget Phil is a guy who as soon as he started peaking big money - leased a fancy BMW for 400 dollars a month only to drive 6000 miles in more than 3 years. Any extra money he gets daily is fun money he gets to spend (on gacha, doordash, etc.) until the next paycheck tomorrow.
 
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