Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

Private Joker said:
He's a lot funnier ferrying his fat ass around on an electric scooter acting like a fruity faggot than sitting their scarfing down a thousand double cheeseburgers from McJewBurger.
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granted I can't see him having any other jokes than the shit he keeps repeating, which makes it harder to watch.
I think the funniest thing at the moment is waiting for him to say completely out of the blue shit, like that "if we were animals to be slaughtered we'd be worth a lot of money" and recently something about tammy having sex with him

question- has he lost his coldest water bottle sponsor, or did the timeframe simply run out, does anyone know if he's mentioned that?
 
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_justlurking said:
Seeing him drifting in a Target, crashing into things and raging was actually amusing for once. Makes me wonder just how bad you have to be in a store for them to kick you out.
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Apparently the scooty puff gives you carte blanche to do whatever, even turn Target into a fatty obstacle course, because they don’t want to be seen being mean to the disabled.
 
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learn 2 cruise said:
do you think maybe he's trying to transition into doing skits instead of stuffing his face?
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i believe it, it's not the only type of "skit" he's been doing. hell, i'd say his whole life is a skit at this point.
i'd love to see it, too, those are much funnier than his usual course of action of crying, stuffing his face, dropping something and crying some more about it before throwing food everywhere and shitting in his pants.
 
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Why on earth is tammy collabing with this fake dumbass ? I guess I thought she had more morals than that. He's an absolute poisin chalice.
 
Nikocado has been recently referred to in the dialogue of a featured Newgrounds game: SHOGUN TRIAD DEATHNINJA

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Terminally Capricious said:
My girlfriend sent me this tiktok of Nikocado in the wild (archive)
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If anyone has the source to the full video of this particular scooter outing and I am just retarded and did not see it, please let me know.
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do we know if he had someone with him filming this outing, or if this was just a regular ol trip to the supermarket? depending on that, we might get our answer as to whether or not he actually conducts himself like this in public when hes not in front of a camera.
 
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T.E.R.F said:
Are there actually retards under the impression he's not acting?
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Sadly, yes. There are people who actually believe this is all real. There is a Youtuber called JohnGamingFuntime who makes videos on Nik, and expressed numerous times that he doesn't believe it is all fake for views.
 
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