DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Cyber Bowling]

Replies don't work again, so I'll do it this way. My post doesn't mention this forum or Kiwi Farms. I said detractors, not Kiwi Farmers, I want to be very clear on that.
But in general I don't see the comedy in suggesting ways of grifting or being greedy to a person that is already very greedy and after acting shocked that he in fact is grifting by said methods.
If one of our arguments is that we hate Phil for scamming dumb people, how come most of these ideas come from detractors?
The hypocrisy is mental.

Fair enough, my only experience with detractor communities is through here.

My two cents, the people who get upset at Phil because he scams dumb people are lying. Again, maybe I'm limited by only interacting with detractors on here, but I don't think we try and claim the moral high ground given that we have absolutely no problem making fun of Phil's paypigs. I mean, there's a reason we call them dents. I think it goes without saying that they're dumb, but they're not incapable of making decisions. And I don't know if even they believe Phil's lies. It's been mentioned time and time again, but I don't think anyone is left that actively supports Phil because they think he's one missed payment from getting foreclosed on or having his utilities shut off. A few years ago, yeah, I think some naive paypigs legit believed it, but now it's primarily people like OIC who are in it for some weird LARP. Those detractors sound like they're following in the footsteps of SoK, where they feel like they have to act morally superior to Phil, probably because they're upset/jealous about him and need to cope.

But if they're not people on here, I don't know if there's anything that can really be done. I mean, even if they were people on here I don't know what can be done besides finding increasingly creative/desperate ways to call them autistic. I think a general thread on "detractor fans" could be interesting. I don't know how many there actually are, but it does seem like there's been at least a small influx in them. I'm thinking people like Keven Burnstein, who are very obviously not the diehard Phil fans they LARP as, but by "trolling" as fake fans, they've basically become exactly that.

 

[Free Jasper]

I do get angry as well thinking this motherfucker is making 10k+ a month sitting on his ass scamming people while teachers and nurses make less (especially teachers) but ...

Meh, to me that’s more a societal problem. CEOs and bankers probably shouldn’t be making 5000x more than teachers but that’s a different topic.

Whale money shouldn’t make you mad; laughing is the correct response.

In my experience everyone leaves high school wanting to be rich but around their mid-20s they learn there’s more to life than money, such as family (real one, not a cat), health, travel, legacy, philanthropy, etc.

Money is important but it’s, ironically, level 1 in the life experience.
I honestly believe (much, much, much) later down the road pigroach will also realise this and it will be an ugly moment when he realises he’s wasted his time on this rock.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Personally I wouldn't mind if someone ordered pizza or DoorDash to his house every other day, or mailed him a box of the feces he likes so much. It's a wonder it doesn't happen to him more often.

Don't know why anyone would make the effort to spend time and money just to fuck with Phil. He's worthless.

You spend a couple bucks or shit in a letter for one day's worth of a laugh? Doesn't sound all that worth it when you could get the same quality of hilarity by watching Phil freak out to a superchat that one of his fans made. He'll just use that moment to say how detractors are insane people who "keep ordering food to my house" or "keep sending me shit in the mail". And he'll ride that off and make pity money out of it.

DSP isn't Wings. You can fuck with Wings and make him cry like a pussy punk bitch because he is one. But Phil is greedy and has no qualms in using trolling as just another step towards free pity donations.

 

[PieceofShet]

He cuts out the scammy begging so he doesn't get hit.

Confirmed bug

https://twitter.com/TeamYouTube/status/1527617255177170946

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Damn, and it was when he was sleeping. This came and went while dsp was not glued to his phone and now he has no leg to stand on to bitch about youtube fucking him!

 

[tomstone]

Phil tripped Youtube's Scam bots yesterday
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RAW and PoP got privated as well.

whats going on? yotube says that philbert streams are a scam but they are just targeting people who reupload it?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

whats going on? yotube says that philbert streams are a scam but they are just targeting people who reupload it?

It looks like one of Youtube's algorithms went haywire and they're trying to restore the streams mistakenly taken down

 

[We Are The Witches]

I'm like 3 days behind, but you forgot 1 that we've talked about previously. He made a channel for his DeathFace character. I guess I can't quote myself on mobile, but the links to the channel are in this post https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-fan-general.40930/page-84#post-9783425
He also made a Twitter for his DeathFace character, which reminds me doesn't Phil have a second Twitter account that he made as a backup when SuperHound was DMCA'ing his Twitter banners?
Just wondering if anyone checks that. Phil probably doesn't even remember it.

You're right, so that's 9 Youtube channels by now.

The Twitter you're thinking of is me_dsp2.

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Looks like he posted a bunch on comments as Deathface on DSPGaming as well.

Spoiler: Capture

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[Gotta Groom Em All]

People on this forum are probably gonna cope about it, but we are clearly in the "DSP is doing better than ever" arc. His internet presence has never been more disgusting. His begging reached new heights and toxicity is at an all time high. And yet, despite all this, he still gets it his way. Dents are gonna dent I guess. I don't see the fun in this tbh. He's been getting everything he wants for the past months and he keeps succeeding. It's obvious he doesn't give a fuck about anything but the money and he has people behind the scene willing to throw it at him. This is the worst shit.

I don’t think it’s cope as I’m willing to bet the majority of KF users have alright lives and decent hope for their futures. What happens to DSP, good or bad, is utterly irrelevant to anyone on this site outside of how many lolz that can be milked from the lolcow.

Don’t take this the wrong way but from your posts here I think you should step away for a bit. Study hard in your field and become the best of the best, earn millions making an impact on the world, have a family and enjoy a meaningful life full of happiness. Years from now when you’ve mostly forgotten about this whole thing you’ll come across DSP by accident, and you’ll be shocked to see that he’s right where you left him, in bad health aggressively begging for tips to pay his bills in unfocused 480p.

Only then will you fully understand that this is indeed the worst shit, but not quite in the way you thought.

If you choose to stay, please understand this: DSP is a 40 year old man in extreme poor health. His body is failing him and he cannot physically do basic tasks. He is in a loveless marriage with an overweight, cheating, lazy gold digger who wields absolute control over his life with an iron fist. His “job” is humiliating himself begging for money, and gaming is something he despises. Despite his business degree and six figure income, he is incapable of saving any amount of money for any reason. He has no friends. He is an alcoholic. The only source of joy in his life outside of drinking comes from spending tens of thousands on scam mobile games.

There exists no universe where DSP “wins” in the end, or at any point.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

I love how desthface asks the question: it's almost as if he plays games for fun. Talk abt irony

 

[PieceofShet]

I didnt know Netflix made a season of DSP. They do make tv shows from everything nowadays.

 

[Coke Zero]

Don't know why anyone would make the effort to spend time and money just to fuck with Phil. He's worthless.

You spend a couple bucks or shit in a letter for one day's worth of a laugh? Doesn't sound all that worth it when you could get the same quality of hilarity by watching Phil freak out to a superchat that one of his fans made. He'll just use that moment to say how detractors are insane people who "keep ordering food to my house" or "keep sending me shit in the mail". And he'll ride that off and make pity money out of it.

DSP isn't Wings. You can fuck with Wings and make him cry like a pussy punk bitch because he is one. But Phil is greedy and has no qualms in using trolling as just another step towards free pity donations.

I'm not sure if this is your exact intention with this post but there so many "detractors" who are quick to step up to defend phil and discourage anyone from fucking with him and I just don't get it. I'm not saying I'm personally going to do anything, but if anyone wants to send packages or deliveries to phil then go for it. Or go ahead and fuck with him in any other ways you see fit.

It would probably hilarious if people did this kind of stuff and I dont get how you can say it would be equally entertaining to just watch Phil's boring ass streams instead.

 

[capefear56]

Phil tripped Youtube's Scam bots yesterday
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RAW and PoP got privated as well.

Big rainbow but maybe the auto-flag system will mark his channel for review and an actual human at YouTube will see how big of a piece of shit he is and do something.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

 

[LieLieFyre]

I'm not sure if this is your exact intention with this post but there so many "detractors" who are quick to step up to defend phil and discourage anyone from fucking with him and I just don't get it. I'm not saying I'm personally going to do anything, but if anyone wants to send packages or deliveries to phil then go for it. Or go ahead and fuck with him in any other ways you see fit.

It would probably hilarious if people did this kind of stuff and I dont get how you can say it would be equally entertaining to just watch Phil's boring ass streams instead.

The problem is that people look for asspats for their trolling. Just do the troll and enjoy the outcome. If you go around saying "woo look at what i did he mad now" Dsp will just take notice and to spite people he will stay quiet and mention it months later for pity.

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

Replies don't work again, so I'll do it this way. My post doesn't mention this forum or Kiwi Farms. I said detractors, not Kiwi Farmers, I want to be very clear on that.
In general I don't see the comedy in suggesting ways of grifting to a person that is already very greedy, and after act shocked that the greedy person in fact is grifting by said methods.
If one of our arguments is that we hate Phil for scamming dumb people, how come most of these ideas come from detractors?
The hypocrisy is mental. That does my head in the most.

It's true that most streamers figure out how to grift, but Phil does not. Every idea Phil has can be linked to a detractor trolling on whatever platform.

I don't necessarily agree that detractors are helping Phil per se but I will say this, when the "trolls" made those intros for him, that was the most retarded shit I've seen. Nobody cares(and neither does phil which is the most important part) about the niche troll references because at the end of the day you just made him look more professional and competent. Like, one of main reasons he's a lolcow is that he harps on about his 13 year begacy being better than all the other khantent creators while streaming from the most lazy and scuffed setup you've ever seen. Just troll him by buying him a new pc and setting up a greenscreen for him while you're at it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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yet you will keep doing it

 

[SomeBoyo]

People have pointed out the lack of a wedding ring

I have seen this pop up recently but he's still wearing it.

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Supercut:

Rendering excuse for why he needs money:

Full beg starting at 3:30 if you want to hear the full spiel but you will hear it again during the next prestream anyway.

Spoiler: The Daily Wrap: May 19, 2022 - Gifted Memberships Continue, Skyrim/Mirror's Edge Fun But Tips Wane

 

[Coke Zero]

The problem is that people look for asspats for their trolling. Just do the troll and enjoy the outcome. If you go around saying "woo look at what i did he mad now" Dsp will just take notice and to spite people he will stay quiet and mention it months later for pity.

Sure I agree with that too but what I'm talking about is the pearlclutchers who try to shoot down anything remotely related to fucking with phil in real life. You could say something as innocuous as "it would be funny if someone sent phil a box of shit" and you would have a bunch of people here crying about how poor phil doesn't deserve that.

Like at least let some of this stuff actually happen before just declaring it wouldn't be funny so no one should even try. Nothing would ever happen, such as the bank leaks for example, if everyone just listened to the people who always say not to fuck with phil in anyway.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

I'm not sure if this is your exact intention with this post but there so many "detractors" who are quick to step up to defend phil and discourage anyone from fucking with him and I just don't get it. I'm not saying I'm personally going to do anything, but if anyone wants to send packages or deliveries to phil then go for it. Or go ahead and fuck with him in any other ways you see fit.

It would probably hilarious if people did this kind of stuff and I dont get how you can say it would be equally entertaining to just watch Phil's boring ass streams instead.

I wish more people would fuck with him IRL. I'd take just a picture of him waddeling around the mall alone.
I don't care if he runs to his paypigs and cries for pitty bucks, shit would be funny. and he would start driving an hour away from his usual spot to shop somewhere else.

 

[Hogan of the South]

I love how desthface asks the question: it's almost as if he plays games for fun. Talk abt irony

Death face is so dumb. No wonder he never brings it back out