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[The Final Troondown]

First off, Kevvy, I think you meant "undisclosed" not "undetermined," but even with your total lack of routine or sleep hygiene (or any hygiene, hey-oh), I imagine you're jetlagged. So I won't harp too much that a self-proclaimed Smort Woomahn can't talk good.

Secondly, I find it so funny that he thinks he needs to be all cryptic and sneaky when anyone who has even joked about bugging him has been given All The Trashcans and KF roundly rejects IRL or even electronic cow-tipping. I dunno, maybe The Knights of JK Rowling on TERF Island were planning a kidnapping in Minecraft that we don't know about, but it feels so self-important.

Unless he really does mean an  undetermined amount if time and has nowhere to go home to as was suggested upthread.

Erm it's not much of a SECRET KIDNAPPING if you POST IT ALL OVER THE INTERNET dude

back to the drawing board

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Those fucking shirts. "I Turn Into a Blueberry on the First Date." If someone wore a shirt that said "I like hardcore bsdm" that would be considered poor taste to wear in public, but because their fetish is niche, it's somehow ok to do. Fucking disgusting.

On a different note all together:

I had some down time last night and was wondering what ol Salina AKA Neck AKA @Transcucumber AKA Deadbeat Dad of Four was up to.

First off, SURPRISE! He's not Salina anymore, folks. He's Cassandra now, complete with new PFP and an absolutely hilarious explanation as to why he's not Cassandra.

Spoiler: Twitter bio, PFP, explanation

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Here I was thinking that maybe he was attempting to be poetic, naming himself after the ancient Greek character of Cassandra, but no. It's from a show. Of course.

He's also apparently been keeping up with those laser appointments or at least finally shaving.

Spoiler: But LORDY that NECK

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Also, Neck's digging his new look.

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[An Sionnach Seang]

I love it that this troon obviously doesn’t own that place and is renting a tiny room, kevin has now shown the fill size of it in 2 pics.

he'll not be renting - the cost of renting property that far inside London (Underground zone 2/3) is eye-watering, and landlords will definitely not let to anyone without a job

 

[MissAnthropist]

he'll not be renting - the cost of renting property that far inside London (Underground zone 2/3) is eye-watering, and landlords will definitely not let to anyone without a job

IIRC, Stebby lives with his parents.

Imagine being Stebby's parents -horrifying enough - but then he tells you he invited his American "girlfriend" to come visit, and then he comes back from the airport with KEVRYN, who he then disappears with into his bedroom for hours in end.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I'd say Kevin is the worst thing to happen to London since the blitz but at least the blitz damaged more than one dingy apartment.

 

[Swiss46]

IIRC, Stebby lives with his parents.

Kevin can't be staying that long why not just get a hotel room for a week? Surely there has to be an easier way than bring Kevin to your mom's house. Nothing good could come of this for Steb.

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

My friend and I have this joke between us that Laruen Faust must have done some monkey's paw style deal with the devil.

Faust: "I wish for my show to be very successful"

The devil: "Granted, but with unexpected consequences"

Well, a deal with the devil IS known as a Faustian bargain, from the legend of Faust. So with her name, what else can you assume.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

My friend and I have this joke between us that Laruen Faust must have done some monkey's paw style deal with the devil.

Faust: "I wish for my show to be very successful"

The devil: "Granted, but with unexpected consequences"

One could even say she made a Faustian bargain

Edit: GOD DAMN IT

 

[MissAnthropist]

Kevin can't be staying that long why not just get a hotel room for a week? Surely there has to be an easier way than bring Kevin to your mom's house. Nothing good could come of this for Steb.

I imagine he was scraping the bottom of his piggy bank to just afford the intercontinental flight - a hotel in that area of London for a week would prob cost about as much as the ticket. In other words: he's broke and cheap and is used to freeloading in a cramped space with other unwashed men, so why not?

 

[Yamamura]

Well, a deal with the devil IS known as a Faustian bargain, from the legend of Faust. So with her name, what else can you assume.

One could even say she made a Faustian bargain

Edit: GOD DAMN IT

Apologies if this is off topic, but this is such an amazing coincidence I couldn't not say this. Both of your comments were posted mentioning the exact same subject, quoting the same area of my post, at the exact same minute. I'm no expert at what the statistical probability is of this sort of thing happening, but perhaps I should start buying lottery tickets.

 

[The Final Troondown]

I'd say Kevin is the worst thing to happen to London since the blitz but at least the blitz damaged more than one dingy apartment.

atleast the craters left by the blitz had depth

I imagine he was scraping the bottom of his piggy bank to just afford the intercontinental flight - a hotel in that area of London for a week would prob cost about as much as the ticket. In other words: he's broke and cheap and is used to freeloading in a cramped space with other unwashed men, so why not?

you'd be surprised, me and my friend were in london to see nick cave last year and managed to get a hotel right on the edge of hyde park (where all the embassies are) for under a hundred quid for a double room, two nights

sure it was basic but hell his own bed is a step up for kev

ironically if that n7 postcode is correct, he's in islington, probably the whitest area of london
it's amazing how SJWs always seem to live in these areas

 

[Oxyjen]

atleast the craters left by the blitz had depth

I’m not sure there’s an appropriate sticker to respond to that, but impressive work.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

you'd be surprised, me and my friend were in london to see nick cave last year and managed to get a hotel right on the edge of hyde park (where all the embassies are) for under a hundred quid for a double room, two nights

sure it was basic but hell his own bed is a step up for kev

ironically if that n7 postcode is correct, he's in islington, probably the whitest area of london
it's amazing how SJWs always seem to live in these areas

Easy to be a SJW when you don't have to see hoodrats and homeless schizos firsthand!

 

[Bob_]

atleast the craters left by the blitz had depth

Damn, where is the 'I laughed irl' sticker when you need it.

On topic, has there been a decrease in Londons air quality since the amhole arrived?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Damn, where is the 'I laughed irl' sticker when you need it.

I thought that was what "DRINK" was for.

Interested in seeing what excuse Kevin comes up with for not fuckin' in the same bedroom.

His previous high score was being too tired/lazy to walk down a hotel hallway for the furcon fellatio he was enthusiastically soliciting on Twitter.

 

[The Final Troondown]

I thought that was what "DRINK" was for.

Interested in seeing what excuse Kevin comes up with for not fuckin' in the same bedroom.

His previous high score was being too tired/lazy to walk down a hotel hallway for the furcon fellatio he was enthusiastically soliciting on Twitter.

lets not forget a wedge with intact balls hopped up on viagra not being able to keep a hardon

 

[M3xus]

"Lou makes it to the UK" was not on my Bingo card this year.
Steb's poor parents. I'd have forced Steb and Kevin to rent a hotel room.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

England made it five years short of its 1100th birthday.

 

[Richard Cheese]

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Here I was thinking that maybe he was attempting to be poetic, naming himself after the ancient Greek character of Cassandra, but no. It's from a show. Of course.

He named himself after a character from a Dungeons & Dragons show which was itself named by a titless they/them lesbian on testosterone. Troons gonna troon.

Steb's poor parents. I'd have forced Steb and Kevin to rent a hotel room.

We can only hope his parents succumbed to the toxic amhole fumes quickly and without much suffering. I'd hate to think of them lying helpless on the floor of their flat, slowly suffocating but unable to move, desperately reaching for each other's hands as they prayed for the merciful release of death.

 

[MissAnthropist]

a titless they/them lesbian on testosterone

Dude, that link. Warn a lady next time!

At least now we know the answer to "Do troons shit in the woods?"