Megathread Transbian Dating Profiles - 'Totes valid trannies on the prowl for poon, now with no fluff or walls of text from Reddit.

These guys are female-socialized by porn. They believe the way women act in porn is how women act in reality. Keep in mind a lot of them have zero contact with real women in person except for their mother and female relatives (who they probably hate for assorted reasons) and maybe a cashier at a shop if they venture out. These guys are interested in lesbians who--shockingly--aren't attracted to heterosexual softcore porn aesthetics.
I can see a bit of a parallel to the FtMs there, except instead of porn and cutesy anime, FtMs are male socialized by things like dudebro culture and action flicks. Basically, the MtFs get their idea of womanhood from 'Petite Lesbian Eats Out Ebony Goddess #23' and/or Sailor Moon, and FtMs get it from Fight Club and 4chan's /fit/ board.

I know this isn't an FtM thread, just thought it was a neat comparison.
 
FtMs get it from Fight Club and 4chan's /fit/ board
To be fair, so do many other online pot-smoking, natty guzzling dudebro men. Most of my (male) friends, if they're not the nerdy white guy still-plays-90s-jrpgs type, have based their entire personality on American Psycho, Drive, or any other movie starring Ryan Gosling. It's always funny to inform them that they will never be Ryan Gosling, gets the same kind of anguished rage as telling a mtf that he will never be a woman.
 
With the ones who are obviously just doing it for fetish reasons (rather than those who are straight up crazy), why don't they simply keep being men and hang out on fetish websites instead?

While all fetishes are weird and lolcow-y by nature, when compared to all the crazy and pernicious stuff out there, crossdressing on it's own is fairly harmless (provided it isn't a situation of a gay man marrying a woman, a man stealing women's clothes, or something like that). As long as nobody is hurting anyone or going after kids, it isn't my business how freaky they want to be behind closed doors. A guy gets his rocks off wearing a dress, I don't give a damn. But why must they force themselves into women's circles? If they were honest about it being a fetish, they could go onto explicitly fetish-friendly sites, find someone else with the same kink, and do weird shit together in private. They get what they want (if anything find an even more satisfying sexual relationship since their partner likes what they like), those not interested in their fetish don't have to deal with it, and everyone is happy.

I'm not saying fetishes are healthy, personally I think the normalization of fetishes in broader culture over the past 10 or so years is a bad thing, but at the end of the day, people can do what they want. I'm not the morality police. I just don't want it shoved in my face, especially when there is zero need for them to do so to find partners.
A lot of other people have said it in other threads, including here, but I think it bears repeating.

It's not enough for these assholes to have a willing partner, they also have to have what they can't have; in this case the lesbians.
They are immature spoilt man children who're mad that they're being old no.

I mean there was even a post that showed some of them bragging they got in the app that used facial recognition to clock them, why even bother trying to infiltrate an app where you're clearly not wanted? Just to be a fucking nasty little contrarian asses, that can't be told no, that's why.
Also like others have said, they don't care about the women, just themselves. These are men, I have no doubt, that even if they didn't troon out, would be the disgusting kinds of men that would badger women in bars to give them thier number and shit like that and not think there's anything wrong with that.
Only now, thanks to the current climate, they CAN do it.
But enough of my spurging, where are my fugly dog wimnixs-whatevers to laugh at!
 
I'd like you all to meet these beautiful and true whimmin I found on the HER HIM app.

"Olivia" likes hiking, apparently. Sounds like a lie to me, we all know troons especially TIMs can't partake in basic body care.

Interesting horse face you have there.. Seda.... it goes well with your "orange peice".
What type of name is "Seda" anyway?

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Semi off-topic, but I've noticed a trend among these profiles towards an interest in cars.

I have a feeling this is the next hobby that's going to be fucked by the crooked dick of social justice. The hobby has already let in women, judging by the Autocar Women in Engineering Awards and a lot of brainlet takes I'm seeing from online hobbyist publications like The Intercooler or CarThrottle's podcast. There is already a gay movement happening, when we start to see people like we're seeing in this thread show up at car shows I'll know the hobby's gone to shit.
 
But enough of my spurging, where are my fugly dog wimnixs-whatevers to laugh at!
I heard your call, please enjoy. :christine:
We have four lovely whimmin, today. This one was nice enough to include Man in his name.
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I'm a bit face blind but he looks like he's about 50 or 60 right?
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Creepy AGP smirk never fails to appear.
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Poor dog... Run when you get the chance little guy.
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Groomer demon :evil:
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Next we have "Sara".

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how about you stay away from kids and where they play "Sara"
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Assuming he trooned while married to the same woman he had kids with, I hope they can get the fuck out. Praying he doesn't do stuff to his children.

This freak calls himself "Kitty".

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Lastly we have "Tayler"

Lol at the face app paint thing
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I don't have any jokes but I'm sure these freaks are enough to garner a laugh outta some people.
Edit: I forgot to censor one of the miles signs, thank you Apis mellifera for telling me.
 
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What scares me about these pictures is that these are the best, most passing images the transbians could take (otherwise they wouldn't post them on their profiles).

And they look like THAT. Imagine what they must look like IRL if those pictures are the best they could do? Jeez, and a few years back we thought fat girl angle selfies vs real life were shocking. This is fat girl angle on fucking steroids (or estrogen, in their case).
 
This freak calls himself "Kitty".
The fetish has never been realer, holy shit. I feel like I should have something more clever and catty to say, but you'll have to settle for candid honesty. This is the epitome of why one of the sub-folders in my "troontown" folder of memes and whatnot is called "it's a fetish". He's living the meme that imitates life that imitates the world of porn.

I'm also very concerned about his real age. I don't know if it's the filters and shooping (I'm not counting the hyper-filtered face pic), but he looks like a teenage boy who chose to lie about being a higher age to avoid people questioning whether or not he's "really 18". I wouldn't be surprised if he were only 15 or 16, if I'm being completely honest.
 
B-B-B-Buckle up, continuing the HER archive dump

"the goth girl of your dreams"
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watch out, Spicy Straights coming through!:
non-op, very angry, great combo:
the disgusting, foul hoarder nests that MTFs live in could be a thread unto itself. if you're actually women, prove it to me by operating a vacuum.
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this delusional creep is hyperbolichamber on Reddit.
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highlights from this 6'5" hulking "nonbinary transbian" textbook horrorshow:
  • trooned out because he was jealous of his pregnant wife
  • waited to tell his (based) wife he's a woman until the divorce was final
  • has BPD, crippling depression
  • unemployed
  • 42 and lives with his mommy
  • on disability, but lots of posts about spending money on weed
  • believes he is a late-bloomer lesbian
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this man is physically repulsive, terrifying, and I will not be shamed into calling him a woman under any circumstances.
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Late as hell, but damn those are David Bowie from Labyrinth eyebrows.
 
Semi off-topic, but I've noticed a trend among these profiles towards an interest in cars.

I have a feeling this is the next hobby that's going to be fucked by the crooked dick of social justice. The hobby has already let in women, judging by the Autocar Women in Engineering Awards and a lot of brainlet takes I'm seeing from online hobbyist publications like The Intercooler or CarThrottle's podcast. There is already a gay movement happening, when we start to see people like we're seeing in this thread show up at car shows I'll know the hobby's gone to shit.

Yeah I think you’re spot on unfortunately, it’s probably already happening.

Years ago I used to participate in track events through a local car club (I’m a woman that’s outwardly feminine but happens to have a lot of “masculine” interests). Those things were sausagefests rife with neckbeards, insufferable STEM dorks, and old crusty perverts. Most of the other women that would attend were pretty butch, so I became a prime target for the brigade of horny losers. They would frequently attempt to seduce me using “negging” techniques, probably used that faggy “mystery method” book as their Bible. It got to be unbearable so I just stopped going.

Anyway, these are the exact types of men that seem to be prone to the “incel to TIM” story arc. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve already infiltrated the scene, but I’m sure as hell not going to try and find out.
 
Yeah I think you’re spot on unfortunately, it’s probably already happening.

Years ago I used to participate in track events through a local car club (I’m a woman that’s outwardly feminine but happens to have a lot of “masculine” interests). Those things were sausagefests rife with neckbeards, insufferable STEM dorks, and old crusty perverts. Most of the other women that would attend were pretty butch, so I became a prime target for the brigade of horny losers. They would frequently attempt to seduce me using “negging” techniques, probably used that faggy “mystery method” book as their Bible. It got to be unbearable so I just stopped going.

Anyway, these are the exact types of men that seem to be prone to the “incel to TIM” story arc. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve already infiltrated the scene, but I’m sure as hell not going to try and find out.
It's sad, because there's a really fine balance between welcoming interested people to the hobby and keeping out the people who want to make it about something it isn't. Being gay doesn't give you 10 horsepower. Sexuality & gender have no bearing on the car hobby at all, but it's being pushed all the same.

What got more women into the car scene was merit, where girls built good cars and had good knowledge and unfortunately, some of them got chased away by the exact same crusty, sexist old perverts (I can see the over-chromed 1998 Jaguar S-Type even as I type) you mention. This has been largely replaced by thottery, I see no end of women in the car scene these days who have an accompanying OnlyFans. This has in turn led to the defence of thottery by simps, which leads to wokeshit being pushed.
 
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Referring back to the post with “Seda” here, but has anyone else noticed that most trannies do that stupid fake pursed lips “model” expression most of the time? Something about it just annoys the shit out of me. I know it’s a “this will definitely make me look more like a woman” shit think, but you just look like a mouth-breathing twink.

The sexy act just kills me.


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paired with the neanderthal brow, sheep teeth, and that wonky ass makeup - you can just say i’m beyond disgusted.

seriously what’s up with this dude’s teeth, why are his gums so low does he use dip or something

EDIT: wanted to add a pic that wasn’t just the same fag twice. you’ve heard of the agp smirk but you’re not ready for the tim pucker
For me it’s a toss-up between this, duckface, or ahegao face as the most punchable.

On second thought, ahegao wins. Regular women will do dumb duckface or lip biting pics, but I’ve never seen any woman do ahegao face unless they’re actively trying to whore themselves on Onlyfans for a male audience.

Which makes it even funnier to see these retarded men doing it on a supposedly lesbian app.
 
Hello ladies :tomgirl:
Begging someone to explain this physiology scientifically
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Okay so when do we get to the wall to wall dicks out in every lesbian porn sub. Posting pole and hole to a place with ‘sapphic’ and ‘dykes’ in the title is so fucking funny, you almost overlook the gross dick (usually to laugh at their fridge body or terrible uwu faces no hetero).
We can even play the game “skinny young woman or early 20s femboy”…
 
Hello ladies :tomgirl:
Begging someone to explain this physiology scientifically
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Okay so when do we get to the wall to wall dicks out in every lesbian porn sub. Posting pole and hole to a place with ‘sapphic’ and ‘dykes’ in the title is so fucking funny, you almost overlook the gross dick (usually to laugh at their fridge body or terrible uwu faces no hetero).
We can even play the game “skinny young woman or early 20s femboy”…
Thank you for the horrific pics, I no longer wish to live anymore...😔
Seriously though I agree with your opinion on that first pic, what is up with that dude's hand? I think it's perspective issue.
As for Trampa, it's time to wish him to the cornfields...
 
Hello ladies :tomgirl:
Begging someone to explain this physiology scientifically
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Okay so when do we get to the wall to wall dicks out in every lesbian porn sub. Posting pole and hole to a place with ‘sapphic’ and ‘dykes’ in the title is so fucking funny, you almost overlook the gross dick (usually to laugh at their fridge body or terrible uwu faces no hetero).
We can even play the game “skinny young woman or early 20s femboy”…
Is that first one a downey? Legit inquiry, mostly free of snark. And does he live in a basement where he hangs birdcages occupied by onions?
 
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Jemell is SICK and TIRED of matching with people only to never get any response!! I wonder why nobody is following up with him 🤔

Obviously he’s unemployed, what did you expect you frickin idiots? He also can’t drive because he’s a woman, so he’s basically the full package. Is there such thing as a super dislike feature on Tinder?
 
I heard your call, please enjoy. :christine:
We have four lovely whimmin, today. This one was nice enough to include Man in his name.
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I'm a bit face blind but he looks like he's about 50 or 60 right?
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Creepy AGP smirk never fails to appear.
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Poor dog... Run when you get the chance little guy.
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Groomer demon :evil:
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Next we have "Sara".

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how about you stay away from kids and where they play "Sara"
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Assuming he trooned while married to the same woman he had kids with, I hope they can get the fuck out. Praying he doesn't do stuff to his children.

This freak calls himself "Kitty".


Lastly we have "Tayler"


I don't have any jokes but I'm sure these freaks are enough to garner a laugh outta some people.
Edit: I forgot to censor one of the miles signs, thank you Apis mellifera for telling me.
Amanda straight up looks like one of those caveman reconstructions, holy shit
 
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