Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Woke up and already in need of asspats. I also like how he acts as if he's surprised and has never gone through this before, when at least once a year he goes through his "I'm going to lose weight/ I feel better already!/this is great!/here's one video of me walking my dog, now I'm never doing it again!" phase.
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Gee, I wonder why your back and knees are sore? Could it be due to your weight? Nah, must be the 'exercise'!

I can't wait to see him acting like some fitness guru, even though he's a bloated Nurgle-like mass of disgusting flesh.
 
Gee, I wonder why your back and knees are sore? Could it be due to your weight? Nah, must be the 'exercise'!

I can't wait to see him acting like some fitness guru, even though he's a bloated Nurgle-like mass of disgusting flesh.
He has a fitness friend helping out giving him proper advice.

Boogie has so many talented friends and people in his life who are willing to help him with their expertise. His therapists, doctors, FBI guy, police officer friend, social media manager, lawyers, LGBT activists, business partners and on and on.

Now don't expect any of them to ever show up in his content. But they're their off camera smiling and giving Boogie the thumbs up.
 
"Even though I'm still addicted to food which negates any exercise I'm doing, coupled with me blatantly admitting I will not stick to this and will relapse, please give me more ass pats!"
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He has a fitness friend helping out giving him proper advice.

Boogie has so many talented friends and people in his life who are willing to help him with their expertise. His therapists, doctors, FBI guy, police officer friend, social media manager, lawyers, LGBT activists, business partners and on and on.

Now don't expect any of them to ever show up in his content. But they're their off camera smiling and giving Boogie the thumbs up.
The irony is, he actually did have professional fitness people trying to help him but he just blew them away like the big near 50-year-old baby he is. Alan from EveryDamnDayFitness and DDPYoga who visited the lardlord personally. I also recall fucking JerryRigEverything offering lardlord1488 a lot of money if he would try dieting (like 10k).

Zack/JerryRig to lardlord1488 offering him 10k.
 
The irony is, he actually did have professional fitness people trying to help him but he just blew them away like the big near 50-year-old baby he is. Alan from EveryDamnDayFitness and DDPYoga who visited the lardlord personally. I also recall fucking JerryRigEverything offering lardlord1488 a lot of money if he would try dieting (like 10k).

Zack/JerryRig to lardlord1488 offering him 10k.

I'd completely forgotten about this video. So that's 3 big names that have tried to actively help him and every time he's said no in one form or another.

You really should have taken any of these opportunities, Boggie.
 
I'd completely forgotten about this video. So that's 3 big names that have tried to actively help him and every time he's said no in one form or another.

You really should have taken any of these opportunities, Boggie.
Maybe I'm getting a little MATI, but he has had so many opportunities and chances yet he chucks them away. To add insult to injury he whines about how he's so hard done by. He's one of the most over-privileged and ungrateful cunts I've come across.
 
Maybe I'm getting a little MATI, but he has had so many opportunities and chances yet he chucks them away. To add insult to injury he whines about how he's so hard done by. He's one of the most over-privileged and ungrateful cunts I've come across.

I wouldn't say that's MATI at all. He's had a significant amount of help offered and has had more than enough resources at his disposal to change even the smallest thing about his life and he hasn't done a damn thing. You can bet that a lot of other people in his position would be so grateful to have the same opportunities to lose some weight.

All he's done is play the Abuse, Broken Brain and the Bigpolar cards.
 
Boogie currently online on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/boogie2988

If anyone has the ability to record it, can they do that? My set up right now died when I tried there lol

He's in a filthy shirt, says his dog was on top of him all day and he decided not to change. Then got up and pretended to box and said he's noticeably lost weight. He is considerably fatter than the last time I saw him lol
 
Maybe I'm getting a little MATI, but he has had so many opportunities and chances yet he chucks them away. To add insult to injury he whines about how he's so hard done by. He's one of the most over-privileged and ungrateful cunts I've come across.
His brother bought him a fucking house back in the 90's and this is how he speaks about him publicly:

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It probably tears him up inside that he can't publicly disparage Dez like he does with everyone else. Even though she wiped his ass for 7 years and served as his verbal punching bag, he would still slander that woman.
 
Still trying to do Francis skits is just so embarrassing. It's like if those kids that did those freakout vids where that kid has a meltdown over getting his WoW subscription cancelled by his parents were still trying to do freakout videos.

...They're not still trying to do freakout videos are they?
You're thinking of the old channel Wafflepwn and yes. They're on freakout 44.

Not sure if it's the original brothers. Haven't watched them in like 13 years.

 
So Josh mentioned sam hosting his own boxing matches with bunch internet ppl, where did he find this info?
Sam is banned again on twitter and he doesnt use gab
It's been talked about a lot. Sam Hyde is fighting Boogie and Ethan Ralph is fighting Andy Warski. This was posted on Twitter by everyone else involved, especially Keemstar who seems to be organising it. Check those guy's twitter accounts. There are no solid details on it yet though, probably won't be until the end of the year.
 
It's been talked about a lot. Sam Hyde is fighting Boogie and Ethan Ralph is fighting Andy Warski. This was posted on Twitter by everyone else involved, especially Keemstar who seems to be organising it. Check those guy's twitter accounts. There are no solid details on it yet though, probably won't be until the end of the year.
Didn't josh say sam is doing his own fight that isn't related to Ralph and Andy? Or did I misheard. I been seeing boogie eating healthy and hitting the punching bag so i know he is preparing for something.
If it is the same fight as the Ralph and Andy for sure it wont happen but if Sam is planning something by himself Im sure we will see something
 
Boogie being the raging narcissist he is, is quite literally spending the entire stream watching his own videos. Adding no commentary or anything, literally just watching the videos while looking at the chat to see their reaction. He asked people to type "funny" in the chat if they thought his videos was funny, as well.
 
What a fucking stream. 2 hours, 15 of nothing but there were a few highlights. I'm not sure if he's revealed it before but he has a 60 page autobiography he's written that is just fucking awful. He read "two chapters" of it, and I am honestly convinced he is confused about what is a chapter and what is a page.

First chapter was about growing up with abusive parents. It was the most over romanticised shite I have ever heard. Then the next was about his marriage and holy shit, it was like 5 paragraphs long. I can sum it up as: "Me and this girl met because we both knew someone who killed themselves. We hooked up and she got to go to lots of restaurants and gaming conventions with me like a celebrity. She then had to become my nurse which was hard for a woman who was '20s' years old. Then we got the surgery to save our marraige, but it didn't work and I reluctantly agreed to a divorce thinking it might help our relationship but it didn't. We're still good friends though and talk all the time" lol

Someone called him out for his obviously awkward conversation with his wife after the divorce, he claimed he didn't remember the conversation at all, but within 3 seconds of starting a video on Youtube about it, he immediately went "Nah this isn't how it happened, this is all edited." Lol sure, definitely doesn't even remember that. He also quickly added that "it was arranged" before hand that he was going to call her and she was happy with that.

Talked about McJuggernuggets not doing very well on YT, "oh but still better than me". Claimed it's because YT doesn't promote them and how they also only make content for their hardcore fanbase now, him and Jesse don't try and get new fans. Sure.

Randomly shows the video of his mum cooking for him. Claims that his mum supported him totally in life, including his porn website career even though "she didn't understand porn" but then also claims that he found the porn movies she had made of herself? Boogie changes fucking weekly on if his mother was a horny whore or if his mother hated anything sexual and that's why his dad raped the kids. He can't keep consistent with that at all.

Says he wants fans to donate to him because he has been hurt by the Crypto collapse... but then says not to worry because he's actually fine and how he still is fine to pay his "employees". Someone asks how many employees he has, he claimed one, just Chad. Then must have realised how retarded he sounded and was like "Oh... and ... another person... I don't know if they want me to say that I'm supporting them" Uh, sure. Ok. Claims him and Chad are still best friends and roommates and that Chad's job is to "run the house" which includes cleaning up dogshit, so think it's clear Chad isn't there anymore with the visible dog shit sitting around.

Shows off his new water bottle. Claims he got it because he was drinking 4 diet sodas a day so to cut down he bought a gallon water bottle. He says he drinks so much water it stops him getting hungry now. That is a thing. I did that before when I was cutting hard one time... downside is you are pissing CONSTANTLY. Boogie streamed for over 2 hours and didn't use the bathroom once, so I don't buy it. I also laugh that all of his water bottles are opaque so you can't see what's actually in them.

And yes, as @MoreCopeMoreRope said, he just sat there watching his YT videos, his Twitter videos, etc. Telling people to vote that on what parts are the funniest. He also just randomly watched a bunch of random fucking YT videos (giving no commentary or anything), just sitting in silence watching them. One in particular was like a 30 minute documentary on a computer virus. He then started watching a bunch of "funny animal" vids and "You Laugh You Lose" vids. He also then started to rant about how he missed old Youtube and "aren't these videos so much better? They're so much better than 20 minute video essays"... despite watching a 30 minute video essay to start the stream which he said he enjoyed.

Also said he watches SunnyV2 videos but hates the ones about him because he hates watching "All the takedown videos on him, because he knows they are all not true" and it annoys him. I take that very personally lol
 
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