Megathread Transbian Dating Profiles - 'Totes valid trannies on the prowl for poon, now with no fluff or walls of text from Reddit.

[Snusmumriken]

Tinder troons for your viewing pleasure. Although Tinder is not lesbian exclusive and has trans/nb options, I labeled these ones transbians because they put themselves in the women seeking women category

Spoiler: Lavender

U could tell him his sharpie eyeliner and blockie dark eyeshadow is good uwu

Spoiler: Jade

“Mysterious creature” indeed.

Spoiler: Gwen

I have zero clue what the slew of emojis mean.

Spoiler: Ava

Because “I have trauma” is the best thing to include in your dating profile.

Spoiler: Skyler

Skyler is here to “steal” cuddles and head pats. $20 says he’s ABDL.

Spoiler: Iris

Iris is overwhelmed by the many, many messages he and his beard are receiving from lesbians.

Spoiler: River

Apparently “I will top every single time” and “I’m in therapy” are pros. Also, what is there to “figure out” about Stardew Valley? It’s a sandbox game.

Spoiler: Dani

Dani likes girls who likes girls, or in other words girls who don’t like him.

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

A bit off topic, but I must say, all these selfies are starting to remind me of a certain character...

Spoiler

 

[NashiNashi]

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Now that I think about it, I don’t think I’ve seen actual women dress like that in public. It’s always transvestites and transbians. If women choose to wear an outfit like that, it’s for sex appeal. Kinda creepy that the transbians wear stuff like that on the regular.

Also would adding, “No polyamory,” or “No subs/bottoms,” be good transbian repellants?

 

[Snusmumriken]

Now that I think about it, I don’t think I’ve seen actual women dress like that in public. It’s always transvestites and transbians. If women choose to wear an outfit like that, it’s for sex appeal. Kinda creepy that the transbians wear stuff like that on the regular.

Also would adding, “No polyamory,” or “No subs/bottoms,” be good transbian repellants?

The names are always incredibly silly and esoteric too. How many women do you know named “Lavender” and “River?”

Also, “lesbian” should be enough but if troons won’t listen to that they won’t listen to anything.

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

The names are always incredibly silly and esoteric too. How many women do you know named “Lavender” and “River?”

They either have flower-child hippy names or stripper names. Sometimes they pick one that counts as both.

 

[Sí.]

Now that I think about it, I don’t think I’ve seen actual women dress like that in public. It’s always transvestites and transbians. If women choose to wear an outfit like that, it’s for sex appeal. Kinda creepy that the transbians wear stuff like that on the regular.

Not even just that. The only women I've seen who dress like this are weeaboos at anime conventions whose idea of sex appeal is anime high school girls. Seeing an actual woman wear a mini skirt and thigh high socks like this is also a huge red flag.

 

[Delaited]

Not even just that. The only women I've seen who dress like this are weeaboos at anime conventions whose idea of sex appeal is anime high school girls. Seeing an actual woman wear a mini skirt and thigh high socks like this is also a huge red flag.

Women CAN pull it off, but you have to be fit, with manicured nails, styled hair, nice makeup, and a general aura of "I'm not a weeaboo with a large collection of worthless Funko Pops". I think this woman does a pretty good job:

 

[Sí.]

Women CAN pull it off, but you have to be fit, with manicured nails, styled hair, nice makeup, and a general aura of "I'm not a weeaboo with a large collection of worthless Funko Pops". I think this woman does a pretty good job:
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I stand mostly corrected. It probably helps that the shape of the skirt is completely different and the rest of the outfit isn't as casual, but it's not like I'm a fashion expert.
Still, this isn't the kind of outfit you see outside on the regular.

 

[Blasted Heath]

The way that half of them always hold cute stuffed animals up to their faces...are they trying to hide their man jaws/beards and look non-threatening at the same time? Is there an infantilization aspect mixed in? I almost never see real women do that.

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

The way that half of them always hold cute stuffed animals up to their faces...are they trying to hide their man jaws/beards and look non-threatening at the same time? Is there an infantilization aspect mixed in? I almost never see real women do that.

How else are they going to show us that they're uWu cute animu girls? Barf.

To them, womanhood is cuddling a stuffed animal and dressing like a little girl (when not dressed in next to nothing), which is a rather... Concerning view to have about women. But wait, it's okay, because they're women too!

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

I have zero clue what the slew of emojis mean.

I'm disappointed that I do.

Little spoon emoji: always plants his ass in his girlfriend's clam.
Sun aquarius, moon virgo, rising leo: Zodiac sign crap. His traditional zodiac sign is the sun one. Moon and rising are extra woo woo based on time of birth.
Leaf: he smokes pot
Mushroom: he does shrooms
Devil: I think he's down to fuck? Shocking for a troon, I know
Non tobacco smoker.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Tinder troons for your viewing pleasure. Although Tinder is not lesbian exclusive and has trans/nb options, I labeled these ones transbians because they put themselves in the women seeking women category

Spoiler: Lavender

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U could tell him his sharpie eyeliner and blockie dark eyeshadow is good uwu

Spoiler: Jade

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“Mysterious creature” indeed.

Spoiler: Gwen

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I have zero clue what the slew of emojis mean.

Spoiler: Ava

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Because “I have trauma” is the best thing to include in your dating profile.

Spoiler: Skyler

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Skyler is here to “steal” cuddles and head pats. $20 says he’s ABDL.

Spoiler: Iris

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Iris is overwhelmed by the many, many messages he and his beard are receiving from lesbians.

Spoiler: River

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Apparently “I will top every single time” and “I’m in therapy” are pros. Also, what is there to “figure out” about Stardew Valley? It’s a sandbox game.

Spoiler: Dani

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Dani likes girls who likes girls, or in other words girls who don’t like him.

Mental illness in bio. Such kawaii. (✿◠‿◠)

 

[Catto Gatto]

Why do I get the vibe that “Iris” has a freezer full of severed body parts in his basement?

 

[lemonsensei]

A bit off topic, but I must say, all these selfies are starting to remind me of a certain character...

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When fiction becomes reality. We’re living in the dark timeline.

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

When fiction becomes reality. We’re living in the dark timeline.

Hey, give Alice some credit. At least she was able to hold down her job at SuperJail and do it well. That's more than we can say for most of the lovely 'women' featured in this thread.

 

[TheDiscoMan]

Bumble is basically nothing but transbians
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I saw the ugliest fucking trans lady on Bumble once. Like no disrespect to her, she seemed kind and all (and perhaps a tad bit mentally ill) but fuck me, she barely made any effort to pass, still had stubble and everything. Just hope she's in a better place with someone who actually loves her, but shit man, I just wasn't into her one bit lol

 

[Beautiful Border]

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Stop doing this. They're not fucking women. They're men who get off on pretending to be women and having access to women's spaces. You don't have to humour them and play along with their retarded little pronoun game, and if anybody demands you do then you should tell them to fuck off. It's disrespectful, sure, but you have to ask yourself: are these people deserving of respect in the first place? If a pedophile demands they be called a "minor-attracted person", do you go along with that? Hell no. Always misgender autogynephiles on purpose.

 

[TheDiscoMan]

Stop doing this. They're not fucking women. They're men who get off on pretending to be women and having access to women's spaces. You don't have to humour them and play along with their retarded little pronoun game, and if anybody demands you do then you should tell them to fuck off. It's disrespectful, sure, but you have to ask yourself: are these people deserving of respect in the first place? If a pedophile demands they be called a "minor-attracted person", do you go along with that? Hell no. Always misgender autogynephiles on purpose.

Yeah, lots of AGPs are super creepy and predatory, but I can't help but feel more pity for them; they didn't receive proper guidance in time and now they're shooting themselves up with HRT and chopping their genitals off because so many facets of society have convinced them they're the other gender

 

[Snusmumriken]

I’m happy to respect the pronouns of transgender people but this thread is not about them. It’s about (like the above said) autogynephilic misogynists donning low-effort costumes to harass lesbians in one of the few spaces that belong to them. Trans people deserving of respect will make their trans status known and use the appropriate search functions (pansexual/demisexual/whatever) to find people that actually might have a desire to suck their woman weenies. That’s their business. But the the ghoulish sex fiends in this thread? Calling them “he/him” is polite. “It/that” would be the proper term.

 

[TheDiscoMan]

I’m happy to respect the pronouns of transgender people but this thread is not about them. It’s about (like the above said) autogynephilic misogynists donning low-effort costumes to harass lesbians in one of the few spaces that belong to them. Trans people deserving of respect will make their trans status known and use the appropriate search functions (pansexual/demisexual/whatever) to find people that actually might have a desire to suck their woman weenies. That’s their business. But the the ghoulish sex fiends in this thread? Calling them “he/him” is polite. “It/that” would be the proper term.

Yeah I totally agree, it's sad that so much of society is for cishet women/cis lesbians losing their unique spaces to people they simply don't want in them (or at worst, blatant predators attempting to infiltrate their spaces for sexual gain). Freedom of association is a crucial right, I mean how would queers like it if straight people who were obviously pretending to be queer infiltrated their spaces?!