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[CreamBunny]

Dude, that link. Warn a lady next time!

At least now we know the answer to "Do troons shit in the woods?"

I was too busy looking at her horrifyingly downsy-lookin' face to even notice what you're talking about. I did not linger, and I will not click that link again to find out.

 

[MissAnthropist]

you'd be surprised, me and my friend were in london to see nick cave last year and managed to get a hotel right on the edge of hyde park (where all the embassies are) for under a hundred quid for a double room, two nights

sure it was basic but hell his own bed is a step up for kev

ironically if that n7 postcode is correct, he's in islington, probably the whitest area of london
it's amazing how SJWs always seem to live in these areas

I agree - a hotel would have been so much better. That's why I truly think it's that he's too broke to afford a hotel. Another Farmer speculated on this before, but I really suspect that he won't make it the whole trip without e-begging. I can't picture a world where Kevvy has budgeted responsibly and generously for a week-or-more long trip. In a few days he's gonna have an e-beg because something "unexpected" happened, but really it's bc he blew his trip money on ugly Torrid shirts and British tourism tat.

 

[Mackerel Fish Stew]

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This is the average troon polycule relationship in a nutshell. Just imagine that your long distance gf who has been teasing you for so many years has finally flown over to give you some strange, "she" is literally right there on your bed shaking that "pussy" around... yet the sight is so abhorrently rotted and inhuman, and you so impotent, that you just ignore her and squee over vidya game leaks on the internet instead. Truly the cissies are missing out on this deep level of romantic connection.

 

[Piss Bear]

I'm going to play devil's advocate and remind people that autism runs rampant in troons and special interests or hyperfixations can rule over other immediate factors. It genuinely might be the power of the tism.

Whatever sex they get into will be half hearted, for sure. Kevvie has no testosterone from his junk left and is already the laziest person to ever lazy, so all his sex will be half assed. McDreb will likely have a shot prostate even if he still has his junk, so his libido will be low. He also might just discover that not only is Kevin ugly (but beauty is in the eye of the beholder and Steb might genuinely be insane) but all his fetishes are more interesting as fantasy and can't get a chub up due to porn addiction.

They genuinely can’t have sex, unless you count Kevin sucking on Steb’s limp peen as sex.

Anything involving the amhole is not sex. Penetrating it is impossible. Performing oral on the amhole? That’s equivalent to a dog eating someone else’s vomit.

I’m guessing they are just gonna look at furry porn together and call that sex.

 

[Bob_]

I’m guessing they are just gonna look at furry porn together and call that sex.

Of course they will make some bogus claim about sex being whatever it is they say it is, and how watching creepy cartoons together is just as valid as atrophied peens sliding into sealed amholes.

Edit: this thread has fucked my brain so badly that "atrophied peens sliding into sealed amholes" is an acceptable thing to say.

 

[Piss Bear]

atrophied peens sliding into sealed amholes.

Us cissies sure are missing out on all this hot queer sex!
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Love how Kevin’s first instinct after getting his brains fucked out is to grab his phone and Tweet about it.

STEB IS ACTUALLY BASED??? Kev is coping by calling it “consensual” misgendering??

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[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

My friend and I have this joke between us that Laruen Faust must have done some monkey's paw style deal with the devil.

What's interesting is how she tried to paint the show as suitable for adults too, later on. It's a defense I've seen bronies themselves employ a handful of times, though my thought was that even if Faust found these men appalling, she wouldn't turn down viable consumers. I suppose Kevin could have done worse, in terms of which franchise to waste his money on.

 

[MissAnthropist]

I was just looking again (why, I don't know) at the first photos of Kevvy and Stebby, and did anyone else notice that it looks like they're sitting on a fucking toddler bed? You can see it even better in the photo where Kevvy has his moobs out, but I refuse to link back to that.

Anyway, yeah it looks like Stebby sleeps on a twin size bed. Fucking LOL I cannot imagine being Kevvy's age and traveling abroad only to sleep in what is probably a Transformers sleeping bag on the floor (because there's no way those two hulking manbeasts could both get in that bed to sleep).

 

[AirdropShitposts]

STEB IS ACTUALLY BASED??? Kev is coping by calling it “consensual” misgendering??
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"You may call me a man."
"You are a man."
"OMG HECKIN SLUT BRAIN MODE"

The man can no longer fake actual coomer thought patterns, instead is simply responding to everything as if it's sexual in hopes of deceiving others as to his permanent fugue state.

 

[trickyzerg23]

also Jen exhibits a lot of the other common signs of being a pedophile;

• qExtremely skinny. (lots of pedos are skinny or under BMI. Some psychiatrist believe this is a coping mechanism to make themselves more childlike).i Oh
• a tranny.
• Was is an avid something awful user and its early days.

Was this a grammatical grand mal?

 

[A Grey Cat]

What's interesting is how she tried to paint the show as suitable for adults too, later on. It's a defense I've seen bronies themselves employ a handful of times, though my thought was that even if Faust found these men appalling, she wouldn't turn down viable consumers. I suppose Kevin could have done worse, in terms of which franchise to waste his money on.

leave it to kevin to ressurect a topic that in some ways was the very foundation of the farms themselves on a board outside the animal control board it was built to contain it.

I was just looking again (why, I don't know) at the first photos of Kevvy and Stebby, and did anyone else notice that it looks like they're sitting on a fucking toddler bed? You can see it even better in the photo where Kevvy has his moobs out, but I refuse to link back to that.

Anyway, yeah it looks like Stebby sleeps on a twin size bed. Fucking LOL I cannot imagine being Kevvy's age and traveling abroad only to sleep in what is probably a Transformers sleeping bag on the floor (because there's no way those two hulking manbeasts could both get in that bed to sleep).

I'm honestly surprised stubby doesn't sleep in a fucking race car bed, why not? It's every autist/troon's dream to be five again only with the perks of being a sexually repressed/confused adult.

 

[AfghanBlue]

realllllly fighting the urge not to wonder too hard about what the blueberry teeshirts mean..

@Oxyjen
the stupid gas mask= 'drone kink', which I learned about following a recent rabbit hole, initally entered on the ASMR thread on this site-

which led to:
>weird BDSM ASMR pages>erotic hypnotism> 'drone kink' :

which is basically like a thousand ppl on a discord server who get hypnotised by a main one (in a dominiant/submissive, but en masse vibe). and they wear a wierd uniform...is like bdsm transhumanism
(...I doubt kev gives much of a fuck about the particulars of any of this stuff though other than the fact it = any sort of non orthodox 'kinky' type of thing and thus, up his alley)

lmao the single bed.

'Do YOU sleep in a racecar every night?'
'No, I sleep in a big bed on the floor with my three male wifes"

 

[Lubby Smith]

Only the likes of Kevin Gibes would travel abroad to one of the greatest cities in the world to eat at the worst American pizza joint.

 

[blacksmith tony]

Y’all are just haters. These two heckin valid translezzies are sharing a wonderful pizza date in the small bedroom of mom and dads house. Ciswomen stand no chance

 

[the luckiest number]

Y’all are just haters. These two heckin valid translezzies are sharing a wonderful pizza date in the small bedroom of mom and dads house. Ciswomen stand no chance

I for one am glad Kevin has chosen to remove himself from the gene pool and larp online about how much non reproductive sex he is having. Iirc evolution only acts on reproduction.

We will outlive the troons!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Oh, I hadn't even thought of a Kevin goes to a foreign country and just eats at American chains plot.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Love how Kevin’s first instinct after getting his brains fucked out is to grab his phone and Tweet about it.

If you tweet with an @ at the front, only the account and their followers can see it (iirc). The period is there to specifically brag to everyone.

STEB IS ACTUALLY BASED??? Kev is coping by calling it “consensual” misgendering??

One of Kevin's kinks is forced feminization: it's incredibly likely he did some gay ass roleplay with Steb where Steb "fucks him into a submissive slutty gorl" or some shit.

So we're in negative based territory.

Anyway, yeah it looks like Stebby sleeps on a twin size bed. Fucking LOL I cannot imagine being Kevvy's age and traveling abroad only to sleep in what is probably a Transformers sleeping bag on the floor (because there's no way those two hulking manbeasts could both get in that bed to sleep).

I don't know, it might be how he sleeps at home. I was kinda worried about him as he's used to being packed in like a sardine so that's nice.

Only the likes of Kevin Gibes would travel abroad to one of the greatest cities in the world to eat at the worst American pizza joint.
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Is Dominos in the UK as cheap as it is in America? I'm sure it is and I'm sure it's depressing.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

STEB IS ACTUALLY BASED??? Kev is coping by calling it “consensual” misgendering??

Kevin: “Well I guess we should get to know each other a bit more and since we’re trans the only thing that we have is our fetishes, so let’s list each others. Mine are;
Rape, impregnation, BDSM, age play, strap on‘s, T4T….”

*2 hours later*

“…cream pies, literal pies, missionary, the green M&M and kissing! wow I thought there was more but I guess that’s all my fetishes! what about your fetishes Steb?”

Steb: “men”

 

[AGPinochet]

There has been some discussion as to whether Kevin's trip to England will go like The Rage Pig's trip to Portugal. Gunt spent his time there eating Burger King, Kevin is now just eating pizza. It remains to be seen if Kevin is going to get his ass kicked.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I'm surprised that the UK trip ended up happening, but not surprised that it seems to be holed up in a troon's room at their parents eating American junk food. LOL at the Steb having a single size bed.

I'm sure his parents are delighted to have Steb's "girlfriend" there and not at all horrified at the sight of the AmHole.