DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

Not sure if this was mentioned before, but this set Phil off. It's been mentioned MANY MANY MANY times - even by Brittany Gates - that PayPal "see's everything": your billing address, e-mail, your full name, and even she went into saying that she accepts PayPal for her online businesses to "ship items to her customers." So, again; Phil went into pignoisis mode and screamed at the denthead's that "It's false." and the typical monologue of "That's bullshit.", etc...

I don't even have to mention his doxxing history, because we all know he has done that before, and has used e-mail addresses to beg behind the scenes.

Why in the fuck does Phil needs someone address? Not like he's going to physically confront someone, because he's too bitch-made to do that, but more than happy to play tough guy behind a screen? My best guess is used as a scare tactic for his paypigs that "I have your address and I can come at anytime." Phil is too scared to leave the house except for ONE day and he's scared of his landscapers, because Jorge MIGHT be a detractor??? Get a grip, Phil!

You're talking about a retard tough guy that tells people he knows where they live because he has an IP of the general area where they might live (VPNs apply)

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Yeah that kinda urked me. Its one guy Phil, And its because you now do drama content to support the members goal after shitting on the people who make and watch this content earlier this year. We all fucking knew because everyone knows the guy behind it is an attention whore...

Lmaoo then gets upset when people starts laughing at his obvious bullshit

"its not funny! You're an asshole!! Its not funny that I have to live off tips! I cant spend a day with my (family) and buy things!"

No it is fucking funny Phil because its complete bullshit. Your wife doesn't work nor care about spending time with you because if she did she would of at least popped her head in at least on in the 4 years. You got your gifted subs but again its never good enough because instant money is deemed most important.

Now he has to wait a full day through Sunday to get his bottom line so he wants fans to make up for that.

Oh and Youtube still sucks to him because they keep taking a percentage of his money because he uses their platform and thinks all of it belongs to him. Its never enough.

and to top it off, he contradicts himself within minutes.

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"Can you be that much of a dick to someone on the internet you don't even know" Starts calling people immature kids over LMAO.

This dude is.... just wow.

I swear guys he loves and cares about his job.

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Look past the jammy jam shorts and look at the passion of him waking up and rolling out of bed at damn near noon. Thats dedication.

It's a minor thing but I HATE when Phil tells a joke and stares at the camera deadpan like he's waiting for you to stop cracking up.
"I meant to take my allergy medicine but I forgot"
Phil please, stop, you're killing me over here. His powers of storytelling are eclipsed only by his gaming skills.

 

[Iron Hamster]

It's a minor thing but I HATE when Phil tells a joke

I see where your problem is. He just makes statements and expects people to laugh. That does not, a joke make. As opposed to this post.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Does the world really need Project 7? I know the world doesn't need DSP.

phil is living out the plot to project 7.

 

[capefear56]

He doesn't have to care anymore, so he's not pretending to. With gifted memberships, he can count on whales to give him whatever number he asks for, so he can, more or less, order the whales to pay him for an event he chooses to do.

Not exactly a recipe for growth or longevity. If we assume the whales he has left are in the equivalent of an abusive relationship, then entropy will eventually catch up with the Pig. You need a charming exterior to attract new paypigs, so why be abusive 24/7 when you're actively trying to grow the channel?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

"I could win Street Fighter tournaments today if I played more."
Bitch please you couldn't beat any of the players on Fightcade and I mean that.

 

[actually]

Not exactly a recipe for growth or longevity. If we assume the whales he has left are in the equivalent of an abusive relationship, then entropy will eventually catch up with the Pig. You need a charming exterior to attract new paypigs, so why be abusive 24/7 when you're actively trying to grow the channel?

Because he's not actively trying to grow it. He wants to cling to the base he has now and wring them for the money b/c he's scared shitless of trying something new and failing.

 

[capefear56]

Because he's not actively trying to grow it. He wants to cling to the base he has now and wring them for the money b/c he's scared shitless of trying something new and failing.

As An1337 would say, it's Future Phil's problem. Current Phil really needs a new upgrade belt.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He doesn't want to be exposed as the piece of shit he is

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

You're talking about a retard tough guy that tells people he knows where they live because he has an IP of the general area where they might live (VPNs apply)

Lolol, & also unabashedly admits to blawking entire geographic regions of any IP address attached to any post on his Freedom Forums that invades his fragile provinces.

This is one of like six things that have ever come out of his melting cockholster (lol, he wishes) that I know is not a lie. Fucking cringefaggot.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

He doesn't want to be exposed as the piece of shit he is

And when a MAJOR group of people find out - ex. him saying how most Twitch streamers are shills and shit, EVERY MAJOR Twitch streamer went down on him, and the NEXT day, we got the "That was muh depression!" moment. Funny how Phil doesn't mention depression anymore! Guess that fresh Seattle air cured it, just like his bad back.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Does anyone know how long its been since the last time we actually saw Jasper on stream?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

https://old.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/uu2d9b/dspgaming_begins_explaining_why_400_in_gifted/

Fucking lmao big ups @Piece of Peace

 

[SomeBoyo]

https://teddit.net/r/LivestreamFail/comments/uu2d9b/dspgaming_begins_explaining_why_400_in_gifted/

https://old.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/uu2d9b/dspgaming_begins_explaining_why_400_in_gifted/

Fucking lmao big ups @Piece of Peace
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Diversify into tips only, pretty cool huh. He got so mad he pulled out his reddit account he's only used ONCE before. He seems to be paying more and more attention to reddit (and vice versa, I suppose) so reddit addiction arc HOPIUM.

 

[Brother Wind]

I wanted to ask the video for what you talking about... but @Piece of Peace already delivered the goods!

I fucking love this video. It may become a new favorite of mine. Why are people laughing? Like, I love it when he goes full fucking ape. Acting like he's above people and shit. It's fucking amazing.

Phil is Deathface

I love this new generation of detractors, finally giving us the hard hitting investigations and journalism the vortex has always needed.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

hahahahaha
>YOUR HELP

 

[GotchaNowScumbag]

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hahahahaha
>YOUR HELP

This is kind of wild. This amount of begging doesn't even make sense. What the fuck did he blow money on recently?

 

[Robust User]

What the fuck did he blow money on recently?

People say WWE Champions, alcohol, and doordash. That seems a hard pill to swallow in my opinion, but there's not any evidence to the contrary.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

https://old.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/uu2d9b/dspgaming_begins_explaining_why_400_in_gifted/

Fucking lmao big ups @Piece of Peace
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This isn't the actual DSP right? I refuse to believe he would actually say this himself.

 

[PieceofShet]

"Whats for breakfast tomorrow? The tears of the people of reddit. Very salty and delicious."

He knows about it Rent free